Well, except for cornfield Segway polo.

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Oh don't mind crabby. He gets very sensitive if you say anything remotely negative about the Bears. Just leave him to his blankie.

I only get sensitive when people make bets and lose and then won't shut the fuck up. The Bears have been bad mouthed plenty of times in this thread and I just go with it. Zimri has even talked of murdering me and I didn't lose my cool. It's all in good fun.

Sensitivity on the internet is for emo kids and old ladies.

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Sensitivity on the internet is for emo kids and old ladies.

That hat is lovely on you. You should wear it to the next Bears game. And the pearls. They make you look like you have actual class.

That kittens got claws.

boorite is apparently that peculiar kind of fucked-in-the-head that, even though you might be a bit of a bad mamajama yourself, you're a bit afraid to, say, honk at for not using a blinker, 'cause you don't know what the fuck's going on in his melon.

[Click to view comic: 'Hey Anyone Not From Chicago!']

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HA! *rates good*

It took you that long to come up with that bigfrank?

It just took me over 2 months to make an actual comic.

Depression will do that to you.

Bulls are looking good. Blachhawks are off to a fast start. It's kind of sad to watch the Hawks play in front of 4 people every night--Wait, I haven't watched them at all because they refuse to televise home games.

basketball is gay

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Ha, I was just about to say, "Wait, did they start televising home games?!?" Bill Wirtz is a putz.

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They will be televising a record 7 home games this year or something. The only time they get any talk in the paper or on the news is when they are mentioning that no one is at their games. I was listening to the Hawks post game show on the radio last night and they were saying they hoped a buzz would begin to build as word of mouth grew on the team. Word of mouth? No one is there. Are those 4 people gonna get 4 more people to come? It's rediculous.

However, if they make a playoff run, I'll fair weather fan it. Might as well.

I fairweather fan'd it a couple years ago when they got raped by the Blues in the first round.

I fair weathered it right with you. It was fun when they won the first game, but sad when they lost the next three. My family were fairly big Hawks fans in the late 80's and early 90's they have since then started cheering for the Wolves and I can't remember the last time they spoke of the Hawks.

How 'bout them Packers? They're looking better and better every game.

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Either that, or the Cardinals have been looking worse. I don't know how we were able to excel today... even with Jennings and Woodson gone.

Oh man, of all the teams to lose to, the Bears had to lose to the goddamned Dolphins. At least the Bills won.

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Fuck the Bears. Fuck Chicago and everything in it.

The Colts are still undefeated. The question is, will they run the table, or just win the Super Bowl?

Also, LOL @ Edgerrin James.

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