Corona Diet by four_legged_tripod 3-12-20

Hey Gary. Would you like some breakfast? No thanks. I had a banana milkshake. Milkshake? You're a cannibal. What gives? The CDC said I had to give up handshakes.

RCL no. 7237 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-20

I don't understand why you brought me here, Gary... WHAT'S WRONG? I'm FREEZING! GOOD. GARY LIKES FROZEN FOOD. Really? Is that the best punchline we could come up with? SFPD'S ARE ABOUT QUANTITY, NOT QUALITY.

RCL no. 7353 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-21

Hey, Gary... Are you inviting people over for Thanksgiving? GARY WILL HAVE AT LEAST TWENTY. But, Dr. Fauci says you should limit the number to six! NO ONE IS GOING TO TELL GARY HOW MANY PEOPLE GARY IS GOING TO HAVE FOR DINNER. For a crowd that size, you must have one gigantic turkey! TURKEY? WHAT IS THAT?

RCL no. 7632 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-10-22

*ick* You've eaten everyone around me, Gary, yet you show no interest in me... Why is that? WELL, GARY CANNOT STAND THE TASTE OF- Let me guess... French? FAGGOT. Is there a difference?

RCL no. 7545 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-17-22

Holy SHIT!!! *ick* What's that horrible odor, Gary? GARY JUST TOOK A MAJOR DUMP. Smells like someone died in here! TECHNICALLY, UNDIED.

RCL no. 7829 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-24

*ick* How was your weekend, Gary? GREAT. GARY HAD A BLIND DATE SATURDAY NIGHT. Really? What was she like? A TAD SALTY. ???

RCL no. 7849 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-19-24

Psssst. Hey, buddy... I've got drugs for sale! GARY DOES NOT DO DRUGS. Lemme guess... You get "high on life"? MORE LIKE HIGH ON UN-LIFE. AND PAINTBALL FUMES.