All in the Family by ragu4u 11-20-09

Senor, I hear your brothers in Peru are murdering fat people... ...then sucking out their fat and selling it to cosmetic companies. Any comment? You seem a leetle pale, gringo. You wan try some foundation or blush to rosey up those cheeks?

Maps for $500, Alex

What is a fat Italy, that's about to kick the crap out of Sicily?

by ragu4u, 11-20-09

Cooking Class by ragu4u 11-20-09

Um.. Well.. Hmm... It's obvious to ME why the broth has spoiled!   ?   Huh?

Lack of Remorse

He fell and broke his neck and you don't feel bad at all? Hell no. He shot 2 deer slugs at me before his drunk ass fell.

by ragu4u, 11-21-09

Taking the Plunge

A plunger usually works better.

by ragu4u, 11-21-09

On the Down Low by ragu4u 11-22-09

Are you sure I'll be safe at the restaurant? Yes ma'am. We have somebody planted undercover there. I wonder where.... Shhh!

Arming Yourself

What the heck, he won't mind?

by ragu4u, 11-22-09

The Thought Process by ragu4u 11-22-09

I'm not so sure. I'm gonna go in the can and think about it awhile. Again? I think he's just going in there to goof off. I'll catch his ass. You really are... Quiet. I'm thinking.

Mail Chauvanism by ragu4u 11-22-09

How it ought to be..... Thanks for being so quick and polite. Glad to help. Need stamps? How it is..... I beg you to wait on me, PLEASE? Maybe......after my break, if you're lucky.

The Critic by ragu4u 11-22-09

?   I'm glad you're TV series is finally coming to an end. It sucked! Wrong Monk. Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Splitting Hairs

Whadda ya mean..."Nice honeycomb over"? At least I ain't bald.

by ragu4u, 11-23-09

Good-bye Mr. Clips by ragu4u 11-24-09

I do have my P.H.D. you know. You? You began in those crummy public schools. Nobody learns there. I was drawn to the "Magnet Schools." It figures. Taking "Stand-up 101", I'll bet.

Cooking School by ragu4u 11-24-09

That new student has gone and snuck off, again! Denzel...come out of there and keep focused on learning to cook. What you talkin bout, chef? You oughta see the loaf I just made. I can smell it cooking. I'll pass.

Sucker! by ragu4u 11-24-09

I'll bet ya $50 I can bench press you. Yeah, right! You got a bet. Five tens be OK?

South Park Rules...

One has to wear head protection. Especially on, "Kick a Jew day".

by ragu4u, 11-25-09

An Honest Man

Hey, money bags, what are you thankful for? That I'm not YOU!

by ragu4u, 11-26-09

White Meat Or Dark Meat? by ragu4u 11-27-09

Are you sure we can sneak into this White House party with no invitation? Why not? Neither of us is of a race deemed dark skinned enough to be suspicious by the Secret Service?

Truth is Stranger Than Fact by ragu4u 11-27-09

You must feel pretty lucky today, huh Mr. Turkey?   ?   So he can't walk AND can't see. Guess I AM pretty lucky.

A Start

I think I need a bigger sign.

by ragu4u, 11-27-09

Almost Sand Trapped by ragu4u 11-27-09

Not to worry Tiger. I'll ditch this car full of beers you were driving. It's good to be King.

The Hitman by ragu4u 11-27-09

I want this guy erased permanently. You got a man for the job? Trust me boss. He's a specialist. That's all he does. He's one bad dude. Bring him in. OK! Don't laugh. Oh God, please don't laugh..Please don't laugh! Something funny, old man?

South of the Border

A Bar Somewhere in Mexico Go easy on me tonight, Longdong. I got a headache.

by ragu4u, 11-27-09

Almost Sand Trapped II by ragu4u 11-28-09

So Tiger, you weren't under the influence? Absolutely not! The fact is...your wife kicked your ass? Yeah, but she bogied doing it.

Career Change by ragu4u 11-28-09

Ahoy, you on the beach...isn't that Dubai over there? Yup Where are all the yachts and palaces? They're all kaput. Why? You a pirate ship? Uh..well..uh...not any more, I guess.

Dress For Success by ragu4u 11-28-09

I wanna be a Spartan. Is this Sparta? Why yes...in fact you are at the "Hot Gates". The gates where 300 Spartans fought Xerxes army to the death? The very same. I love the smell of death in the morning. Talking like a Spartan isn't enough. You're going to have to lose those slacks.