Ah... So the truth finally comes out. Your latest excuse as to your failings to back up any of the threats that your big fat mouth spews constantly.
Hacking a Geocities site isn't beyond your skills, it's beneath them. You could do it, but it's just so petty that it's not worth your time.
So now you're going to give us criminal records, slash our credit ratings and send the DEA to kick down our doors and arrest us all.
Fine. Do that then. Do any of the things you mentioned. Or something else that's just as impressive.
And so as to save time, let me respond to all of your future moronic attempts garner more time under the guise of you checking a dozen times to make sure that we all understand that you're completely serious.
That's the last straw. I'm really going to show you fuckers what I'm made of this time. You have 12 hours to tell me to stop, or you're fucked, baby.
Yawn.
Four days later.
I'm totally serious. This is your life we're talking about, here. You could end up in jail, or dead, or worse!
Great. Bring it on, bitch.
[i][b]Compiling data...
Hacking into FBI mainframe...
Checking credit reports...
This is your final warning. You have six hours before your life becomes a living hell.
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*Filing nails* Any day now, fuckhead.
[i][b]I've got my finger on the fucking button! I'm totally serious, man! One push and you are HISTORY! Totally! Completely totally! I mean really, seriously, totally, completely fucked up.
Really.
Seriously.
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Two weeks pass.
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how long does it take to fucking hack the NSA and your bank and erase your puny existence???
do you want me blow up your town with the power of my mind?
any one of you wants to have killer robots dispatched to your town to vaporize you and everyone you love ?
i know the Prince of Darkness PERSONALLY and he is going to get the souls of everyone of you fuckers and torment them for ALL ETERNITY.
so stop giving me crap.
last time i thought about leaving, then I thought about staying, now I'm thinking about having lunch.
choose your site !
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