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meh
LYIN' IN BED JUST LIKE BRIAN WILSON DID
And other Barenaked ladies songs
Thank you, thank you
now I shall sing Harvey Danger lyrics
PARANOIA PARANOIA EVERYBODY'S COMIN' TO GET ME. CUZ THEY NEVER MET ME!!!
HEAR THE VOICES IN MY HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD IT SOUNDS LIKE A STORY
WOO
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
Yes
thank you
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Now, some Fatboy slim
r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-right about now, the funk soul brother, check it out now, the funk soul brother
*repeat*
*** jen is now known as Vapid-Fan
YEAH
WHOOO!
MORE!!!!
FUCK ME HARDER!!
I MEAN!!
SING MORE!!!
Okay
How bout some mad caddies?
Who likes cheese?!?
Well the first time that I went out on my own I was a young man almost seventeen right down to the day
Well I packed up all my things, grabbed my bag and kissed my mother and I told her that I'd be back someday
so I jumped into the back of an eighteen wheeler headed north destination didn't even ask
with the wisdom that my father gave me ringin in my ear he told me "Son this worlds gonna kick you in the ass"
Wanna go there, and I'm not scared,, life has just begun
BUT LIFE GOES BY SO DOWN QUICKLY FOR ME-WANNA HAVE SOME FUN!!!
Yay
cheer
SEX!!!
Bring out the rappin grannies!!
?
What?
they're hilarious
Oh, mr.b I've become a pencil pusher...literally!
OH I'm sending THAT ONE to leno!
Yeah fucking hi-larious
kevin eubanks will bust a nut
In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light, not just a headlight
like the one thats headin right for me
it would be nice if things could turn out right
turn out right ya
don't think I'll ever be the same
*** Vapid-Fan is now known as Vapid-Slut
Sex?!?!
With me??!!
yep
Damn vapid sluts
HARK!!
I JUST HEARD SOMETHING THAT STARTED WITH AND "s"! ENDED WITH AN "s" AND HAT A "LUT" INSIDE!!!
A LUTTA ME!!!
Whee
*** No nickname given.
*** No nickname given.
*** joshw is now known as joshw-porn-double
* joshw-porn-double sexes vapid slut
*** joshw-porn-double is now known as joshw
I sexed a rock star!!!
THE MOVIE
COMING IN JUNE!!!
* Vapid-Slut sexes mAAk
He didn't notice
He is t3h l00se
mAAk IS T3H WIN!!!
* joshw and vapid-slut play ring around the rosie
I heard that song was about shrooms
Shut up!
BEATCH
excuse me
I blew ass
You did not
Yeah
I know
just trying to start conversation
Let's start a Ska band
Do you know how to play the Tuba?
No
But I know how to play an Oboe
Sweet
The first Ska band with an Oboe
I'm sorry
Let's never fight again
Okay?
* Vapid-Slut licks joshw
Neat
*** Signoff: Vapid-Slut (Quit: Leaving)
I am teh leave
*** Disconnecting from server (clean disconnect)...
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dia duit
saturday exams blow
yep
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was it something I said?
Sé do bheatha, a Mhuire
Tá lán de ghrásta
Tá an Tiarna leat.
Is beannaí toradh do bhroinn Íosa
A Naomh Muire, máthair Dé
Gui orainn na peacaí
Anois agus ar uair ár mbáis
Amen
Shaft is about to get laid again

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wow, my first appearance in this thread

glad to be a tool

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

A_Chicka: I think I shall drug myself up soon
chooby: Drug yourself up with what?
A_Chicka: Medications of various kinds
brad: there is something very mysterious going on inside my body
A_Chicka: To kill my sickness
chooby: I'm trying to find an article that was in my local paper about a girl who drank 7 glasses of vodka/Red-Bull then bit off the finger of one of her friends.
A_Chicka: There's a party in brad's intestines and everyone's invited
chooby: I wasn't :(
A_Chicka: You are now
brad: and they are playing "jump around" by house of pain in there
A_Chicka: .msg chooby you've got to see this party in brad's intestines
brad: pls no
chooby: I wouldn't go now if his kidneys BEGGED me.
brad: Zombo com
A_Chicka: .msg chooby there's a hot white blood cell looking for you
chooby: Nah, I used to have a thing with brad's colon that I don't want to dig up again.
chooby: it's best we stay apart.
•brad feels his colon cry and cries
chooby: There's nothing worse than a weeping colon.
A_Chicka: I wish I could feel my colon cry
A_Chicka: You're a lucky man, brad
A_Chicka: When my colon cries, I have no idea
chooby: You have a happy colon.
A_Chicka: That's a good thing

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[16:07] * Ewwwww changes topic to 'dcomposed hates emily williams....she broke his heart, and his dick.....'
[16:07] lol
[16:08] Ouch.
[16:08] :(
[16:08] * Ewwwww changes topic to ''
[16:08] My penis is in pain.
[16:08] -> *tobor* !say #stripcreator 33%
[16:08] 33%
[16:08] * Ewwwww changes topic to '.....But he gets the hdb! chick now!!!'
[16:09] !
[16:09] I go.
[16:09] Quincy beckons.
[16:09] Finally a slut that doesn't have herpes, chlamydia and aids.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Never mind dcom, she's had more dicks in her than Parliament.

And if it's any consolation, I was the one that gave her chlamydia.

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I thought I recognised it somewhere.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

From somewhere, that is.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[17:57] * GlazeYaDeadDonut has joined #stripcreator
[17:57] Hey Glaze.
[17:58] Yo.
[17:58] I am half way through recording my EP.
[17:59] By half way I mean almost started the first track.
[17:59] Awesomely awesome.
[18:00] "Donut Signs The Blues"
[18:00] Available soon at a graveyard near you.
[18:02] That's a good title.
[18:02] I might try it.
[18:02] Even though it's gangsta rap.
[18:02] Speaking of gangsta...
[18:02] Yes?
[18:02] Why are you not talking like one?
[18:02] Uh..
[18:02] um..
[18:02] hmmm
[18:02] shit
[18:04] Yo, I is a real G, cracka. Shut yo fake ass up fo' I bust a cap in yo skinny white ass.
[18:04] Aight.
[18:04] Shut up!
[18:05] Cracka.
[18:05] Sorry Glaze.
[18:05] You should be.
[18:05] Wouldn't want to upset a fucking donut.
[18:05] * GlazeYaDeadDonut pulls sawed off.
[18:06] * dcomposed ties the shotty in a knot.
[18:06] * GlazeYaDeadDonut fires
[18:06] NOOOOOO!
[18:06] Now you made it explode.
[18:06] Thanks alot D.
[18:07] :D
[18:08] Have you taken my Gravy Boat song idea into consideration?
[18:08] It sounds gay.
[18:08] And you suck homie, I'm not letting you on my album.
[18:08] :(
[18:09] * dcomposed cries.
[18:09] NO!
[18:09] * dcomposed contemplates suicide.
[18:10] I'm sorry.
[18:10] You can do an intro or something.
[18:10] ...
[18:10] You mean it?
[18:10] Sure.
[18:10] Just don't kill yourself.
[18:10] I'm already responsible for enough deaths.
[18:11] Being the hard G that I am.
[18:11] * mAAk has quit IRC (Quit: Suicides)
[18:11] G stands for Gay.
[18:11] Screw you.
[18:11] It stands for Good.
[18:11] Gangsta.
[18:11] Glaze.
[18:11] Gold.
[18:11] Because I rob bitches for gold.
[18:12] Golden showers.
[18:12] * GlazeYaDeadDonut reaches inside jacket.
[18:12] * dcomposed is not scared...
[18:12] WHAT THE HELL?
[18:13] WHO REPLACED MY MAGNUM WITH A FUCKING ERICSSON PHONE?
[18:13] Ha!
[18:13] Ha, Ha!
[18:13] You fucker.
[18:13] What are you gonna do about it?
[18:13] About what?
[18:13] About IT?
[18:14] You stupid donut.'
[18:14] SHUT UP CRACKA FO' I SPLIT YO' PENIS OPEN!
[18:14] With what?
[18:14] SHUT UP!
[18:14] Fool.
[18:14] Why y'all gotta be so racist?
[18:15] Hatin' on a ninja like that.
[18:15] Ninja?
[18:15] Word similar to at least.
[18:15] Oh...
[18:15] I see.
[18:15] The "n" word?
[18:15] WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE N WORD CRACKA?
[18:16] I know YOU SUCK!
[18:16] That's it/
[18:16] * GlazeYaDeadDonut goes for backup.
[18:16] * GlazeYaDeadDonut has quit IRC (Quit: I'll be back with a whole fucking league of playas, bitch.)
[18:16] Haw.
[18:16] I win.

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[18:21] Hi brad.
[18:21] hello dcomposed
[18:21] * GlazeYaDeadDonut has joined #stripcreator
[18:21] I'm back with my..
[18:21] Oh.. brad's here.
[18:21] * GlazeYaDeadDonut has quit IRC (Quit: RUN AWAY)
[18:21] man that's so mean i can't stand it

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This just in: hdb!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Fuck hdb!

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Finding Nemo Adventures in Dreamland
fuck jjoshw is here
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im leaving
Yeah
fuck
Relax
hes a fucking lame ass twat
later ya'll
It's not the effects house's fault that the writing on Firefly sucked, anyway.
I'm only here for 15 minutes or so
ill be back then
TWAT!
You done?
Twat you say?
josh= dee twatt
ill be back
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A pain I know all too well, Bradley. A pain I know all too well.

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I didn't understand that conversation at all, except that someone said I sucked.

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Dad was flammable

Was he talking about "Grave of the Fireflies?"

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Sex Piano.

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it's John_E-S_!
yes
Who ami really though
oh god
i don't know
...
OH NO
i have no idea who you really are!
do youwant to phone a friend
i think i'll ask the audience
everyone...
who is John_E-S_ really
oh man
they're not answering
what am i going to do!
you can still go 50:50
am I:
okay okay, i'll do that
computer:
please reveal the two possible answers:
* brad watches nervously
a: Jes_L
d: mAAk
oh OH i KNOW THIS!!
i...
are you *syre*
i'll say A
A, Regis
that's my final answer
Is that your final snswer brad?
YES
...
It's
the
Right answer!
HOORAY!!
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*** mAAK changed nick to Jes_L

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*** brad (brad@template-A9CD3C35.ott-on51-163.netcom.ca) has joined channel #stripcreator
lame
most lame
*** BigEvilDan (~bigevilda@template-8DE46485.rogers.com) has joined channel #stripcreator
hey dan you're just in time
it's the amazing collosal stupendous brad show
Yay!
:D
:\
:O
hmm
:|
now that dan is here brad doesn't seem to playful
maybe he feels threatened
Wait, why is brad wearing those sunglasses?
Brad... brad?!
He's dead!
you KILLED him!
You'll swing for this!
He's been dead for a while.
I think you were trying to pull a Weekend at Bernie's.
* Max throws brad's corpse on dan
Gah!
kees me, dan!
Why brad, I've dreamed of this day for-- hey!
*** brad is brad@template-A9CD3C35.ott-on51-163.netcom.ca (brad)
*** on channels: #stripcreator
*** on irc via server stripcreator.com (Stripcreator IRC)
*** brad has been idle 11 minutes, signed on at Fri Jun 06 10:53:24 2003
I don't understand it
how could this have happened
we were having a lively discussion about mirc autojoining
he was testing it
joining and quiting, joining and quiting
you came in
and then he just stopped moving
..........
it was.... THE BUTLER!
He seems to have a letter opener in his back, labeled 'MP'.
* Max sputter
but... but surely it couldn't have been... I, I loved him!
we were just planning our anniverserary!
Hey, it's brad's will.
Let's open it.
* Max snatches will
Give that back!
I, Brad Canadian, being of sound boyd and mind...
hereby do bequeath all my worldy possessions as well as the passwords to bradsucks.net & stripcreator.com to....
to...
* Max drops will
it cannot be!
* BigEvilDan grabs the will.
speak not the name!
* BigEvilDan gasps.
* Max turns to Tobor
the killer is IN THIS VERY ROOM
It's....
it's...
it's...
RAAR!
* Max feints in dan's arms
NO!
Tobor, how could you?!
You even framed Max by using his stabbing device.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

What about In4mador?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That wasn't THE Max, was it?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

No, many of us have fallen for that one, it's just MaxPayne.

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Dad was flammable

chooby: I just felt a disturbance in the net...
chooby: like a thousand users logged on, then were suddenly disconnected.
chooby: Oh, I'm in AOL chat.
BigEvilDan: Why?!
BigEvilDan: Pull out, chooby! Pull out!
Bargaintuan: That's no chat.
Bargaintuan: It's a space station.
BigEvilDan: Incoming 'asl's!
chooby: Help me Big Evil Dan, you're my only hope.
Bargaintuan: Help us, John Paul II, you're our only Pope!
BigEvilDan: I'm not going in there. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
chooby: Dan...
chooby: I am your father.
Bargaintuan: AOL chat. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious.
BigEvilDan: NOOOOOOOO!!!
•BigEvilDan dives into a bottomless pit.
•Bargaintuan releases the Rancor.
chooby: Join AOL, Dan, together we can rule the net as father and son.
Bargaintuan: 7000 hours free!
•BigEvilDan lands on an Ewok.
chooby: Ah, Brad Wan has taught you well.
•BigEvilDan has left #stripcreator
chooby: The force is strong in that one.
Bargaintuan: Fear, anger, hate: these are the AOL chat.
chooby: I thought it was smileys, l33t sp3ak and n00bs.
Bargaintuan: Same thing.
chooby: Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
Bargaintuan: That's a rather personal question.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I love you too

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

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PERV!
You're not taking this seriously enough
bend over
We need to talk about us
bend over
Where this thing's going
bend over
*** boinky33 changes topic to 'bend over'
* andydougan bends over
Now what?
*walks away*
Ha ha
You ain't man enough
I knew it
All talk
*comes back with a lawn dart*
:\
stand still
er
wait
*SHOVE!*
* andydougan dies
WEEEE!!!!
*continues with his fun*
andy?
andy?
dougan?
wake up
come on
oh shit
OH SHIT!
I KILLED HIM!
*** boinky33 was kicked by Tobor (flood)

Tobor is a cunt.

Sseycs: If you masturbate, but you don't really want to, is that rape?
chooby: why would you not want to masturbate?
chooby: are there people around?
Sseycs: I guess I'm asking the wrong crowd this hypothetical question.
chooby: it's a stupid question
chooby: stop trying to be clever and just do it for God sake.
Sseycs: But, but... I don't WANT to!
chooby: communist
Sseycs: But I keep telling myself if I really loved myself, I'd do it.
Sseycs: And I've been getting myself drunk all afternoon.
chooby: I don't think it's rape unless you leave yourself naked and beaten behind a bush in a park at 3am.
Sseycs: Then I've been raped.
Sseycs: I'm off to press charges
Sseycs: um, against myself.
•Sseycs has left #stripcreator
chooby: that's the first time I've heard it being called that.

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