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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Teenage Ho ...(say it!)... Barbie!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hero Machine

Fake dcom:

Less fake dcom:

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Home of the Al Quaeda Recruitment Video.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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Dad was flammable

Let's POGO!

She wants him

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Joshw if he were rich enough ot afford a leather jacket"

"A model including the articles of clothing that Joshw is wearing today"
Okay, I don't have a gun or a Schwartz.

In all seriousness, this is probably the most accurate portrayal of me.

That stupid Hero-Maker doesn't have my hairstyle.
And all the girl faces on it look manly.
*shudder*

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Or try this instead.

NASA fears sunlight eater! I smell a cover-up!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mr and Mrs Spankling


Note the knee pads .

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*sigh*

Call me a band-wagon jumper. Me and my medium sized drum sticks:

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"Old" is the old new.

1) Go to Google.

2) Type in (but don't hit return): "weapons of mass destruction". Include quotes.

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button instead of the normal "Google search" button.

4) Read what appears to be a normal error message. Read the whole page. Click the links.

If they havent changed it you should see this... http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is fucked! It should be the naked women shooting ME with paintball guns!

By the way, don't bother with the video - just TV "news" heads with a few short shots of the game.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You haven't lived until you've seen the ping-poing game from The Matrix.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Propelled by my super butterfly wings, I rollerblade up to evildoers and shoot them with my pirate gun.

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What others say about boorite!

I am going to live for ever!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Norse TV rocks

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Metallica have claimed copyright over the chords of E and F

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jesus

H

Christ.

This is not my humble opinion. It's a fact: That claim is completely insane. The members and staff of Metallica need to be slapped in the face, one after the other, on live tv.

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What others say about boorite!

It's a hoax. Someone made a fake MTV news page, and loads of news sites thought it was real.

Whew. Yes, it sure looked like satire alright. Can we still slap Lars in the face on live tv?

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What others say about boorite!

That'll teach me to ever trust/read/acknowledge as remotely credible MSN News.

Bags I get to smack up James Hetfield.

And then whoever owns MSN News.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gravity Ball

Snopes checks out The Mammogramming Click at http://www.thebreastcancersite.com

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Snopes checks out The Mammogramming Click at http://www.thebreastcancersite.com

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This guy plays here in San Diego...he's quite serious and truly thinks he's the next Ricky Martin...please don't email him and spoil it for us who love to see this terrible singer/songwriter. Have a look at his video, it had Trippingbillee and Bargaintuan in stitches:
http://www.shemmfanclub.com/shemm_sexxy_L.mpg

You can link to his mp3's at http://www.shemmfanclub.com/

Waaaaaay too much proof there's an online community for everything.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet