I mean, other than most likely being about 3298459843 kinds of illegal, why would anybody sane pay hard cash to get their baby girl a slut stripe permanently scrawled over her teeny, baby-sized ass, or a fucking cartoon character inked on their son's forearm?
Please tell me this is a hoax, because otherwise, these dipwads got some 'splainin' to do.
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.