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Elementary School Level
2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"
Gosh darn it, I can't figure them out, either!
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High School Level
1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"
This would seem to indicate that God can evolve stuff if He wants to. Hmmmm...
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2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study"
Er... No comment.
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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.