20 Qs. The AI almost guessed right for my water bottle. It guessed thermos.

Gabe may have posted these already:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh my god you discovered Homestarrunner! This is great more people must be told!!!!!!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Sarcasm?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am sarcastic because I hate myself.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

That last comment was sarcastic btw

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

George W. Bush Inaction Figure!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

An oldie but a goodie.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Air brushed... babe?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Kajun and his dog

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was thinking of a drum, but the closest it could get was a harpsichord.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I was thinking of a drum, but the closest it could get was a harpsichord.

It got my train.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Going to the Source!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Whale flatulence stuns scientists

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Grendel anyone?

And on a related note... The Death Test. It said I would die November 3, 2042 at the age of 83 years old! That's about right for my family. Too bad it's so soon before my wife's birthday and the holidays.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Iraqis' top 10 tips for enduring blackout in the heat. How nice of them. I particularly like #2.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When you want to go in style.

Warning have your pop-up killers ready!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Maaaan! Imagine the zombie biker movies you could make with that thing!

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Poop.

I like hangers

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Richard Gere to move to China! Film at 11.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The Fucking Truth

This explains so much

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This comic made me laugh.

I Love Amazon!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Are you male or female? Or do you write like one? Find out here. From a post I fed it of kajun's, he's a guy, contrary to popular belief.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If you type in "I have a penis and breasts." into that thing, it gets confused :P.

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Poop.