I'm worth £16448. Or at least my soul.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He ass-raped the guy? Must have been one butt-ugly gal.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Gay Kajun Fly

Maybe this site will get Lara7 back

What's the statute of limitations on being Jewish?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*boak*

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Dad was flammable

I wish my fiancee and I had that interesting a story from the beginning of our relationship. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

This story has it all! Love, sex, evidence eating dogs, one legged guys, fat chicks, pot, suicide...

Space Age Bachelor Pad Music by Esquivel
With such hits as:

But done waaaay out on 60's-hip-crack. Am I the last to dance around the hi-fi to this guy?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

good to watch while listening to Esquivel

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dr CRJP Naidu should team up with Real Doll.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My eyes hurt.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

For you computer nerds out there:

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.10/makeover.html

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Zeig Heil!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

AHAL

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's the Krappiest!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

DEAR EMPLOYEES: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU . . .

As a result of budget tightening, we are forced to cut back our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees are asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.

Therefore a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. This program is as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED are given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW. (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers.)

All employees who are SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper Management. This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination.)

Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.

If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she is entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).

As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company. Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our: Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We take pride in the
amount of SHIT our employees receive. We give our employees more SHIT
than any company in this area.

If any employee feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the SHIT you can stand.

And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Food for thought.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

That's one hell of an impression.

"Well he is kind and sensitive, but I've only been with him a week and he's already been raped in the ass."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

What a dickhead!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Supply Side Who?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I know I want one

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.aardman.com/

Go back and check out the new stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think I just decided for whom to vote in the California recall. The first movie rawks:
http://votearianna.com/cleanhouse/
http://votearianna.com/movie/

thanks for the heads-up, raph. that picture now adorns my desktop.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

How stressed can a dolphin get?

I know this (or this) is a bad thing, but wouldn't breast milk that suddenly bursts into flames be worse?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Rock on, Joshua!

Good dropdowns tho some have porked links.

Goofy guns

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.dearauntnettie.com/gallery/museum-mouse.htm

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet