The Creation Story by ragu4u 5-29-11

Here it is, Memorial weekend, and it appears that "Stripcreator" users have gone underground. I, and just a meager handful of others, continue to create. Offices of "Stripcreator.com" You know, ragu4u calls what he does..."creating"? I'm cool with that. It's kinda like "taking a dump" is creating, too.

Honoring Our Vets by ragu4u 5-29-11

I'm so glad that you young people have come out to remember the vets this Memorial Day! It's the least we can do. I think I'm gonna cry! Ya ever tried to neuter a dog or cat yourself? I shoulda guessed. It gets pretty messy!

Very Personal Trainer by ragu4u 5-29-11

Coach, what can I do to build up my arm strength? First off, learn to bench press. I'll do my best. Later that day... Like this, coach? If you get hot you can take off your blouse.

Reverse Psychology by ragu4u 5-30-11

I, as the Governor of the great state of Utah, have decreed we will go back to using the gold standard. Damn man, you mean all them Benjamins I brought up here from drug sales in Cali ain't no good? Correct, BUT...you DO have a Ferrari worth of gold in your mouth. Listen bitch, you gonna have a handful of knuckles in yo mouth if'n ya'll start excavating on my grill. I'll take my $ elswhere. That's our "BLACK" problem solved. I showed him! I'll be damned if he thinks he gonna get over on THIS soul-brother....SHEEET!

The Let Down by ragu4u 5-30-11

You're my knight in shining armor. Come home with me? Hot dog! I'm sure to get some tonight! Come inside and make a dream come true. Boy oh boy. Viagra don't fail me now! Gee thanks mom. I can't believe it's REALLY HIM!! "Gort, klaatu barada nikto." "...the fuck?"

The Wild & Crazy Guy: Screwed by ragu4u 5-30-11

I understand that Steve Martin got swindeled on a Heinrich Campendonk! What and idiot. NO! Who would have thought... ...that a man who made his fortune by wearing a fake arrow through his head... ...would not be able to detect forged Campendonk's?

Wish Wisely by ragu4u 5-31-11

I just came down and t's not all it's cracked up to be. What's that? Being a fly on the wall. Sometimes it can lead to trouble. In what w... ...ay? Ooooh!

Pull My Elephant by ragu4u 5-31-11

After the Tornado in Joplin, Mo. I'm here in Joplin, Missouri where elephants have been sent in to move heavy debris. Hi, Anderson! Oh! You can talk? Well, tell me, who shows you what to do? Anyone can do it, Anderson. Just slip on this outfit I have with me. Did FOX News pay you to do this to me? When they want me to work, they just send in the clowns! And to answer your question, yes. But I work for peanuts.

"Benched" Starring Gabe by ragu4u 5-31-11

She wants me. I know it! Can I sit on your lap? Sure sweetie. Hop right up here. Well, time to go. Oooch, ouch, ooooch ouch...Maaaaama!

Burnt Bridges by ragu4u 5-31-11

Well pardner, this here is a "dude ranch". What'd ya'll expect? The Big Lebowski?!

Who's Pablo? by ragu4u 6-01-11

Exactly who the hell are you supposed to be, anyway? If you have to ask, you'll never know. What kinda ambiguos, noncommital answer was that supposed to be? You're just screwing with me, right? If you have to ask, you'll never know!

The Reigns of Power by ragu4u 6-01-11

Sir, did you know that 77,000 Federal workers make more than some Governors? Wow! That needs correcting. Indeed, sir! So handle it. Lower those workers pay or give the Governors a raise, sir? Good idea! I'll be out playing golf.

The "Special Man" by ragu4u 6-01-11

I'd like to buy some new clothes. You got any credit? No. I filed bankruptcy. Ya gotta see the "Special Man". "Ah, jus gibi toer."

Spoiled! by ragu4u 6-02-11

I sure would like a computer. Then wish for one, my dear! Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh.... *ENJOY!* What...no friggen laptop?

The Cougar by ragu4u 6-02-11

Psst. Want some pussy? WHAT? I think it would be best you refrained from that kind of talk and just went home. You want me...I know you do. Admit it. I called a cab for you. You're embarrassing me, mom. Don't knock me till you've tried me, sonny boy.

Times...They Aren't a Changin by ragu4u 6-02-11

When Johnny comes marching home again, hurrah, hurrah! When Johnny... Hey! Those days are over, mister! You best fold up that flag. Or what? Or your life can be changed by four letters. You ever hear of the A.C.L.U.? Speaking of life changing...I got three letters for you. Guess what they are?

Home of the Sticky Napkins by ragu4u 6-02-11

Hi! Welcome to "Goff's Family Restaurant". I'm, Jack, the owner. So you're telling me your name is Jack Goff? Yes it is. Why? It just sounds kinda funny. Not as funny as our hostess, Miss Turbate.

Dr. Jack: R.I.P. by ragu4u 6-03-11

Dr. Kavorkian wants me to release his corpse to you, for shipment to China. You know rye he do dat? Not really, no! He BIG Shot for youth in Asia.

The "Oils" of War by ragu4u 6-03-11

Is it true that the bullet you used... ...to kill Osama bin Laden was soaked in pork fat? I really don't know. You'll have to speak to the bullet manufacturer, behind you. Oink! He just answered my question, didn't he?

Creature of Habit by ragu4u 6-03-11

May I rest my breasts upon your head, old man? Only if I can rest my "Johnson" in your bush! Of course. It makes me wet just thinking about it. "Yippie ky yay... ...mother fu......" Damn. I hate waking up from these afternoon naps!

Don't Be Talkin Bout My Momma by ragu4u 6-04-11

I don't know how "Choadwarrior" does it. Strip after strip of pure hilarity. Your momma does it. Whatever do you mean? She's still an exotic dancer on Bourbon Street, right?

Remembering Dinah Shore by ragu4u 6-04-11

Please, sing it once more like you did in the 50's! Oh...OK. "See the USA in your Chevrolet. America is asking you to call". Thanks, sweetie.

Elementary by ragu4u 6-04-11

Any idea who burned down Trace Adkin's home? Any fool can tell that HE did it himself. How can you tell that? Trace evidence is everywhere.

Why Dr. Kevorkian's Corpse Was GivenTo A Chinese Girl.

Sign here. He vely big with youth in Asia!

by ragu4u, 6-05-11

"Feces In The Crowd"

Hey fella...you lookin for shit? Yeah! So it's your lunch time too, huh?

by ragu4u, 6-05-11