Spammer Scamming

Turkey held fake turkey... you didn't expect he would let troops eat a real meal did you?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

hah. what I find funny is that Spankling was the first to post on page 6-9.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Eat up! It's good for you!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

h4w!

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Dad was flammable

Holy Crap! That's one big fucking pussy!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Is it just me, or is that thing more horrific than the actual video?

I'm sorry, but the cilps I've seen of that video are freakish. It's not sexy at all. I'd rather watch a horse/woman video. It's far less disturbing.

Freaking night vision. She's got glowing eyes! That's NOT sexy!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

WARNING JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

This is to be the hot platform of the 2004 race.

i think the presidency should be decided in a game of hot potato

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You mean it isn't?

I take it that you haven't seen her new sex video then.

[Click to view comic: 'We'll leave the light on for you']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Mr. Picassohead

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Good Fun at 750k

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's not your father's barbie!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I don't know if she's an exploding dog fan or not, but this young lady's drawings are sort of interesting.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

A real Two Fisted Tale! Or least one fist and some Vaseline Intensive Care.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Since everybody asks what I do, here's a link for your edification. That's right I invented it.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

How I spent Saturday 13th December

Ho! Ho! Ho! *186

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

WTF!!!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Russian Lesbians and Japanese Anime! Oh yeah, there's a party in my pants!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Why the net exists

Hey DexX, Brad is on his way!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Asian girls wanted for new Harry Potter film

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Food... Chain... Barbie.

Happy 2004 all!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sing along with Boinky's girls!

Some dude blew his face off!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This guy should be the Discovery Channel's new web designer.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Buttcandles.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.