No... the idea is to make a parody using the tools the Strip Creator gives you. I think making fun of Beetle Bailey in Strip Creator format would be less funny if you could put Beetle Bailey himself in the strip.

But if you have a photoshopped comic you want to post as well, don't let me stop you.

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We're In the Army Now by gabe_billings 8-03-01

Hey Sarge. I'm done cleaning the latrine like you asked. There's just one thing I'm curious about. What's that, Beetle, m'boy? Why did I have to do it wearing nothing but a rubber thong and nipple clamps? The Army works in mysterious ways, Beetle. Check your handbook. Now get on over to the ammo dump and get to moving those crates like I asked. Do I have to wear the French maid outfit like last time? You're goddamn right you do, soldier! Now move out!

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quote:

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1. The strip must parody a popular newspaper comic. "Popular" means it runs in more papers than the Bumblefuck Daily Herald. If the judges don't get the joke, they're not likely to vote for you.

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Sure.

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After much hand wringing, this is my entry. I wanted to do one about Dilbert too, but I have to stay true to the classics.

The Far Side by Drexle 8-03-01

Seeing the Hamlet-esque carnage wrought by his "secret recipe," Gary Larson watched his dreams of becoming a chef go sour.

I am far too drunk to compose a cartoon right now.

My goodness, I'm sloppy drunk...

...and yet, I still proofread.

Take a lesson, skagg.

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ahh trunbk it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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my vote is for Drexle. Sometimes simpler is better.

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Fuckety fucknuts.

I missed a typo in the comic.

Crap.

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Yeah. I tried and tried to find inspiration, but none was forthcoming. I did the best I could.

Ummmm, look at my cleavage?

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I toyed with Garfield as well, but couldn't come up with a good angle for a parody.

I vot for cleav... NO no!

I'll vote for Drexle.

That was close.

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I'm gonna have to go with Drex too. That even sounds like an excerpt from a Far Side comic. Plus LadyJ misspelled thought, which is just inexcusable.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Drexling

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Gotta go with Drexle too.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Gotta go with Drexle too.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=29883

No-Holds-Barred Dilbert by evil_d 8-05-01

So I read that when Herman Melville was researching those whale-hunting scenes in Moby Dick, he worked as a cook in a seaside restaurant. That's a fascinating tidbit, Alice. I'd be sure to tell it to people at parties, if I ever got invited to any parties. Alice! Dilbert! Are you two having a conversation that's not related to work? That's stealing company time! I've had just about enough of your flapping jaw, you pointy-haired nitwit. I challenge you to a duel! Let's take this outside! Bad news, Dogbert. Today I single-handedly halved the value of my company's stock. That's okay, I sold all my shares when I heard they were hiring you.

I thought this up when I was thinking about what I'd do with those rules, so I figured I'd post it.

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LadyJ succumbs to Drexle's second shutout of the Cup, marking the last we'll see of anyone who participated in Cup I. Congratulations and thanks to you both.

Round 6: NastyPope vs. kaufman

1. The strip must take place in a movie theater.

2. The strip or a character must make fun of (a) superstition(s), or superstitious people, in some way.

3. A natural disaster must either (1) take place during the strip, or (2) have taken place in the strip's recent past. You can stretch the word "recent" a little bit if you want, but it definitely has to have happened within the past few days.

4. At least one character must speak only in words containing an odd number of letters.

I know that last one is going to get a lot of complaining, but I think it'll be easier than you might suspect. And remember the character only needs to appear once.

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*sniffle*

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The news spreads... by Drexle 8-05-01

My god, Mr. Oblivious, did you hear what just happened? Drexle pulled another shutout victory in the comic cup! But I could swear that I left my BLT with him... don't tell me he ate it!!! I mean, there's just something wrong with this picure... He's not even all that good a stripper! Ding-dong, the witch is dead!!! You know, I get the feeling that you just don't listen sometimes... What? I wasn't listening.

Yikes! Those are some hardass rules... Good luck guys!

Well, here goes. That five letter word rule did suck, especially not being able to use words like 'to' 'of' 'or'.

Superstitious Nonsensicalalities by NastyPope 8-05-01

I hate these old_style_movie theaters. They don't even have previews. Just a giant red curtain listening to crying babies & God knows what that confectionary jism is making the floor sticky Cruel cruel Fates you act mercilessly against the weary heart who believeth the malignent tristadictadectaphobias Man, knock that off, its depressing. Just because you have 13 toes doesnt mean you caused the Big One. Superstitious nonsense I tell ya. Oooo, a heads up penny. Ladies and Gentlemen, due to the recent earthquake & resultant_Nuclear_accident we have no electricity. Fortunately for us the radiation has already given us some really groovy freaks! Good evening ladies and germs. I just got in from Chernobyl and boy is my pseudopod tired. Thats right folks, got here by the skin of my teeth, ha ha, but seriously, is it cold in here or is it just me ?

btw tristadictadectaphobia is a 'superstitious phobia of the number 13' for those that didnt know.

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do you mean triskaidekaphobia?

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I meant odd letter rule

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