In the future remember that lying about an illness to get sympathy does not = good comic ratings. Furthermore, coming off as an asshole does not make people more inclined to offer sympathy to you when you go to play that card.
Be nice in everything you do. Be compassionate of others.
And fuck off this forum since you think it's the root of all evil and let us be ourselves with the people who are most like us.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Don't dare libel me now...

You want to cop a feel - and feel my lump?

You are all so... low

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luminous!

Yeah, we agree.

You certainly ARE a worthless bag of ignorant splooge.

But let's talk about something else.

Anyone hear from blt lately? Put her and this dude together with a slam and methinks it'll look like the empty warehouse all the gays have an orgy in after that pride parade thingy.

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Yes...
thanks for proving my point - again.

Low... tasteless... vulgar... I could go on...

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luminous!

Absolutely!

No problem, glad to see we agree you're a used douche.

Actually I'm pretty much high in everything. Excelling in life, d'chronic, stripcreator rating, for a few examples. ;) I'm also quite tasty, and yes, HIGHly "vulgar". Do you have a point to actually make in all of this?

COULD go?

Now THAT is fucking rich. You couldn't STFU if you tried.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I am fucking rich - yes.

Using someone's own words against them, by infering another meaning to them is simply... too easy.

And each time you try... you prove to be all that you label others as...

Try again
Keep on trying

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luminous!

If that's the case you need a better doctor. You should know if you're dying by now.

Oh wait, I've got your doctor's report right here, my bad.

Says that apparently that porcupine that got stuffed into your vagina has crawled into your neck, creating the lump.

Hmmm, I see why you're such a bitch now.

WAIT! I KNOW! Hit the porcupine! The quills might pop out and you'll have a quill neck! You could fight crime or something!!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Your creativity is pathetically used.

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luminous!

Your opinion matters little.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

That's what you think.

Does yours matter?

No.

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luminous!

Of course it matters. Subjectively needless to say. Anything said is likely subjective.

Which is why I'm still glad we all agree you're a douche.

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

No one THAT MATTERS agrees with you.

;)

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luminous!

Yay!

So.........have you hit the porcupine yet?

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Hmm... tread teleportation...

A higher form of forum would have deleted it instead.

Not here though - not surprising.

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luminous!

Yayness in my anus! It's private messaging since I'm too dipshit to say it aloud fun time!!

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Thank for me the kind soul that put YOU out of the embarassing display you were putting on there... mentally fractured one!

I pity the bitch you're married to.

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Okay, since you're big on Autobiography...

In response to your sad private message, I'd first like to say your introduction is poorly worded you misspelling moron. I've read and reread your opening sentence and unless you're reaching back to some olden day form of speech I can make neither heads nor tales of the ADD-ridden typing.

In response to the comment about my wife, she's actually not a bitch in either popular senses of the word. She's not a female canine, nor something in any way that would resemble the usual characteristics associated with sapien females that are less than savory and thus labeled a "bitch". She's a kind little woman, fine as all hell, caramel skin-toned, skilled at cooking, baking, sewing, mothering our son, "wifing" her husband, and being the most respectable woman I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, which is why I pursued and eventually successfully married her.

At this point in typing I could go on and on about illnesses experienced myself or by people I know, since that is apparently a happy habit to engage in on your part. But to do so wouldn't be pointless and without basis for anything as far as setting up the validity of another comment as you most often do lay some foundation of justification to your views of anyone, and anything you've encountered here at stripcreator.

A self proclaimed high-brow asshole without a point to make or joke to break is still an asshole without a point to make or joke to break.

Now I'll pass the mike back to your sorry ass douche.

P.S. Thanks for not having the balls to call my wife a bitch in public.

P.P.S. Special thanks for not wasting time at stripcreator (as you mentioned you cannot be bothered to do with the logging in/logging out) by PMing me more messages of "...".

P.P.P.S. Again, do you actually have some form of POINT to make while you're annoying the shit out of the locals here kiddo?

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I thought the thread gone.

A sensible moderator would have done that.

Quit posting and go back to the wifey... and I will quit posting too.

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luminous!

But why? We're just getting to the fun part. Don't tell me you went through all the trouble of calling a person who's obviously important to me and you've never meant a "bitch" in a coward's-way-PM and aren't going to follow up on it.

Let me do it for you to get started.

"Yes, I AM a high brow asshole. Cancer."

Aaaaaaaaaand, go!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Seriously... in your attempt to sound less asinine and antagonistic there... can you make sense of yourself?

The thing is... I didn't mention anything private until I was asked.

If only you would follow suit - and only post when you are asked to.

Your wife is your... whatever you want to call her.
If she left you mentally fractured... that is telling.
Or let me guess... you WERE NOT trying to tell anything of any value when you labeled yourself a "mentally fractured married man".

Yo certainly do not say anything of value in anything else you've written here either.

Must be your thing.

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luminous!

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Don't dare libel me now...

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Low... tasteless... vulgar... I could go on...

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You sure can deliver...

Now try the opposite exercise...

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luminous!

Absolutely quill-neck. ^_^

And apparently you love the idea as you've mentioned illness you've experienced in your life in any form/way since, as though the fact you mention you live with ill people somehow lays a foundation of validity to absolutely any other subject or statement you spout. Hint ffs, it doesn't.

I'd say someone responding to you sets that precident dickface, no? ^_^

Part of the toon strip series I did when I started here, touching on the inner conflict we all go through. Want, but don't want. Wouldn't mind doing this, but shouldn't, so won't. That kind of shit. Point?

Where as your typings found here at the wonderful www.stripcreator.com have been such an asset to humankind that they should be printed into a veritable sequal to the Bible, yeah? Please, the only thing truly "high" about your brow is how far up your ass it is.

Vulgarity is my thing, I'd think you'd realize that much by now. But wait, you already did. Short term memory loss maybe?

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Now try the opposite exercise...

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This will probably just end like the blt craze ended. matclarke(?) will pee on the thread and then no one will reply until the person who everyone is attacking makes some random post weeks later in a hope for some more attention, then maybe even another thread, which will also die.

Just gotta wait this bitches out.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Oh please Hari, this "obvious he just wanted attention from the start, same to blt" couldn't HOPE to build up as many pages.

You've got to be AMAZINGLY FULL OF SHIT and UNPARALLELED IN HYPOCRISY to pull such a feat.

Plus you need tits.

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Don't like it? Eat me.