Naw...I looked like the Tin Man clicking his heels in Wizard of Oz. I was rather happy because I hated that hell hole. Then this month when I realized severance was going to end and no job offers in sight...I now look like the person on the Quiet Riot "Metal Health" album cover.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

"Already with 17 it pulled to Manuela R. again and again on cemeteries. With long boots, in Latex and Lederkorsagen it zelebrierte between the graves Sadomaso Sex. Manuela"

Translation by http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

Gotta love that Sadomaso Sex.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"between the graves" by Sadomaso Sex was one of my favorite goth punk albums.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/011102.asp

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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NEW YORK (CNN) -- With the aid of a cochlear implant in his left ear, radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh announced Monday that he is able to hear his show again for the first time since he learned last year he was suffering from near total deafness.

"For the first time in four months via a medical marvel, ... I'm hearing this," Limbaugh announced. "One of the most frustrating aspects of this show is my inability to hear it."

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How republicans meet
http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

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Whoever came up with this is a genius.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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How republicans meet
http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

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As it turns out, this is a hoax.

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http://www.gwally.com/tests/secretname.html
Lots of names

http://budice.opticwind.com/~apathy/fark/Dutch_Commercial.mov ">= http://budice.opticwind.com/~apathy/fark/Dutch_Commercial.mov

8 meg download .mov, not safe for work if your sound is on.

Dude, the Dutch are pretty @#$^ed up.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

It's Toboriffic!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Depends what your job is.

I'm just glad others are putting odd links here now - it was getting to be very much like masterbating.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

hehe that was funny.

http://www.compleatbellairs.com/pedant.shtml - I used to read these as a kid.
Here's an online one.

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hehe that was funny.

http://www.compleatbellairs.com/pedant.shtml - I used to read these as a kid.
Here's an online one.

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My contribution to this thread - my new collection of sick, nasty and depraved webcomics...

Flem! - Two comics in one. His older ones are single-panel gags, Far Side on crack kind of thing. He then moved onto a regular on-going story. Both are excellent, but not recommended for those with weak stomachs or delicate sensibilities - lots of extreme violence, explicit sex, swearing, and drug use. Great fun. :)

The Parking Lot is Full - Really, truly, The Far Side on crack. Bizarre, sick, demented, and hilarious.

The Adventures of Penis - Puerile and obscene. I almost injured myself laughing at this one.

Bob the Angry Flower - I have been meaning to get around to Bob literally for years. Many people have recommended it to me, but I only started reading the archives a few nights ago. It is a bit hot and cold for me, but when it is good, it is very very good.

Superstar Car Wash - Sadly defunct strip, only ran for six months or so. It is a real pity, because this is one hell of a funny strip. It uses stylised black-and-white photos of famous TV show characters, and makes them do and say profoundly warped things. If it doesn't make you physically ill, you will love it.

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http://budice.opticwind.com/~apathy/fark/Dutch_Commercial.mov ">= http://budice.opticwind.com/~apathy/fark/Dutch_Commercial.mov

8 meg download .mov, not safe for work if your sound is on.

Dude, the Dutch are pretty @#$^ed up.

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hehe that was funny.

http://www.compleatbellairs.com/pedant.shtml - I used to read these as a kid.
Here's an online one.

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Hey, John Bellairs books were my favorite as a kid. I even wrote to him when I was eight and he replied and I lost the letter he sent me. A year ago I found out he died of a heart attack ten years ago. All sad, all true.

I don't like how small the menu text is on the sidebar on that site. It makes me worry about my eyes.

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http://daftpunknet.free.fr/videos/gaptvad_wmp.htm
get down.

The best Daft Punk video was the one with the dog. Although I'm interested to see what happens in their current space epic cartoon thing.

We all wrote to authors in 3rd or 4th grade as a class project. This is how everyone found out how demented I was. I wrote to an author I knew was dead (forget the name now...) and asked the teacher what the zipcode for Hell was.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It is like a sick joke.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,636708,00.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Even sick jokes can be funny. :)

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Speaking of sick jokes...

It was January 22, 1987 that "the State Treasurer of Pennsylvania, R. Budd Dwyer, proclaimed his innocence to fraud charges at a crowded press conference and then pulled a gun out of an envelope and blew his fucking brains out." as reported on rotten.com.

*Sigh* ... a model politician.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was briefly in possession of both the curiosity and the naivety to download and watch a video of that. The sequence of images is forever burned into my memory cells, as Peter Gabriel once said. Truly horrible...

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