[16:49] Yesterday I was watching porn, and when I finished "enjoying" the movie, I got up and my dog was sitting on my bed. And now I have masturbated with my dog in the room.
[16:49] lol
[16:49] I didn't know he was there.
[16:49] ive done that
[16:49] its weird though
[16:49] You know, when you get really good at masturbation, you'll learn to skip the porn. All you really need is the dog and some peanut butter.
[16:49] lol

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Y'all appear to be trying to make me seem to be obsessed with masturbation. I'm going to do my best to beat that rap, and flog those responsible. Don't make me come over there!

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"Old" is the old new.

[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes Tobor.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes Asiangirl.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes Bargaintuan.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes BigEvilDan.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes boinky33.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes codehappykid.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes knkx.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes mAAk.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes Sseycs-sporadically_present.
[12:45] * deEkomp0zd cornholes TrippingBillee.
[12:45] * You were kicked by Tobor (flood)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[12:55] my homo senses are tingling

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[13:45] luckily for me, im a premature ejaculator

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Batman created by Bob Kane

•chooby invites joshw into a secret room.
joshw: Uh
•chooby pushes joshw into a carpeted room with a floor covered in plates, he locks the door and makes the walls start to close in, there is a door at the other end of the 100 metre room. The door is on fire and the walls are covered in tar.
andydougan: No
andydougan: Josh
andydougan: It's a trap
andydougan: Oh well too late
•andydougan shrugs
•chooby also hangs large pendulum blades from the roof and starts them swinging.
•joshw runs
•chooby laughs as joshw's feet are torn to shreds by pieces of percelain and ceramic
•joshw starts singing "Think Of Laura" for some reason
joshw: THE END OF THE ROOM
andydougan: I can't watch
andydougan: But I can watch and masturbate
joshw: IT KEEPS MOVING FARTHER AWAY
•andydougan does
•chooby fills the next room full of water and hangs a thousand toasters from the ever lowering roof.
•chooby releases the sharks.
andydougan: Poor Josh
andydougan: He doesn't deserve such a fate
•joshw "matrix walks" the wall in the water room
andydougan: Hey you know who does?
•chooby stands on a bridge at the far end of the room and jumps up and down, breathing fire-balls every now adn then.
andydougan: Matthew Lillard
•dcom has joined #stripcreator
andydougan: That's who
•dcom is now known as dcomposed
andydougan: d
•chooby stands in front of a button that could easily get rid of the bridge.
joshw: This reminds me of something
dcomposed: y0 yo
andydougan: Josh
•joshw simply jumps over chooby
andydougan: The button
•chooby turns to see josh reach the button.
•joshw jumps on the button
andydougan: The shit's going to hit the fan now
•chooby hangs in mid air for a moment, then falls into the water and dies, horribly.
•joshw rescues the princess
andydougan: Thank you josh
•dcomposed is now known as zzzcomposed
•andydougan is now known as monster
monster: Ha ha! I wasn't the princess after all
joshw: GAH!
chooby: no no no no no no
monster: rotf!
monster: lmfao!
chooby: the line is "but your princess is in another castle".
monster: Oh
monster: I must be thinking of the Game Boy version
chooby: Dammit people, we rehearse and rehearse and rehearse.
chooby: fuck sake.
chooby: okay, places people, take 2.
•chooby invites joshw into a secret room.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I need help. I'm super ignorant to all this computer lingo. I can't get into sc chat because, apparently, my active x settings are wrong. What is active x and how can I reset it so that I can access it once again? Or did brad just decide I'm not allowed to be in chat anymore?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Have you/can you use

http://www.mirc.com

?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

brad: barry white is dead
chooby: really?
brad: according to my barry white sources
chooby: Damn, nigger.
chooby: That comma is important.,
chooby: The superfluous one at the end of my last statement, isn't.
chooby: Hence the word "superfluous".
brad: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/04/obit.barry.white.ap/index.html
chooby: Which I think I spelled incorrectly.
brad: chooby i am tired of your complications

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[07/05/2003, at 11:37 AM] last time i moved, i moved one block
[07/05/2003, at 11:38 AM] Last time I moved, I moved one foot!
[07/05/2003, at 11:38 AM] it was the hardest move i ever made, because i carried half the shit down the street instead of renting a van
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] when do you have to be packed by, jes?
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] seems like a waste to move a block
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] well, i like the neighbourhood
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] probably a fortnight
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] but knowing me
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] best to start now
[07/05/2003, at 11:39 AM] I have too much stuff
[07/05/2003, at 11:40 AM] it's like the Tardis in here
[07/05/2003, at 11:40 AM] i hear that
[07/05/2003, at 11:40 AM] when you unpack, it will be retardis
[07/05/2003, at 11:41 AM] ha ha!
[07/05/2003, at 11:41 AM] Somebody post that to #stripcreator is fun!

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This is not my empire.

Except I'm gonna hafta get some more grease in the back
It's making a rumbling sound

* joshw dies of unknown causes
* Sseycs knows
* joshw is intrigued
* Sseycs isn't telling.
* joshw is still dead
* joshw is tired of playing games with the mind
* joshw wants answers
You CAN'T HANDLE the TRUTH!
Er, especially if you're dead.
* joshw can't handle the truth. Er, especially if he's dead
Um, yeah.
* joshw is still dead
Isn't.
* joshw thinks it was gastroenteritis
* Sseycs thinks it was the clap.
* joshw thinks it wasn't the clap
* Sseycs claps.
* Sseycs doesn't even really know what the clap is.
* joshw doesn't either
* joshw doesn't care
* Sseycs is leaving, then.
* Sseycs will talk to you later.
*** Sseycs has left #stripcreator

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Ah, #stripcreator. I remember it well.

•Jes_L is now known as jes_phone
jools: apparently, when your phone rings, a 60 volt pulse is sent down the line
chooby: Hrm...
chooby: somehow, I managed to completely ignore the fact that Jes was here.
•jes_phone smokes slightly
chooby: Maybe it's because I'm having sex with his girlfriend.
jools: yes
jools: as am i
jes_phone: bah!
jes_phone: stay away from her,cad!
jools: chooby, have you ever masturbated in a thunderstorm?
chooby: j-jools?
chooby: is that you?
•chooby waves
jools: YES!
jools: HI!
chooby: wow, I didn't notice you down there.
jools: neither did i
•jools is now known as jools_toast
•jes_phone is now known as Jes_L
Jes_L: so are ligthing bolts when Thor ejaculates then?
chooby: no, it's when his phone rings.
Jes_L: must be a bastard trying to send a sneaky text in the middle of a meeting
chooby: but at least he can ejaculate secretly.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

SERIOUSLY!!
WHO THE FUCK IS USING MY NAME
Ha!
No
im serious
this is stupid
........
We are on our own server
Ha!
ANd no one in here is named joshw
SO WHERE THE HELL IS MY NAME
yea
*** John-Sensebe is now known as jashw
here it is!
I found it!
that
says
JASH
oh well
*** trillback is now known as J0SHW
this sucks
i hate capitals
Ha!
*** jashw is now known as joshVV
Yes!
I made caption things.
*** joshVV is now known as joshvv
there
We are gonna kill that server so bad.
I found your name
I found your name...............
those are two v's
vv
joshvv
*** joshw: Nickname is already in use.
*** Nickname already in use. Please choose another (/nick {name}).

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[00:19] When you learn about the various people who have taken over your homeland over the centuries.
[00:19] fucking disney movies
[00:19] Vikings come up eventually.
[00:19] yeah
[00:19] But not the Romans!
[00:19] HA!
[00:19] bloody Romans
[00:19] WE KICKED THEIR ASSES!!!
[00:19] What have they ever done for us?
[00:19] haha
[00:19] Vikings became English
[00:19] Aside from the aquaduct...
[00:19] Rome didn't get any of Scotland.
[00:19] and the roads...
[00:20] and the sewers
[00:20] and the law and order
[00:20] and the schools....
[00:20] coz It was full of Scots Choobs
[00:20] Yes.
[00:20] nad they didn't even bother with ireland...
[00:20] nad?
[00:20] We scared them off.
[00:21] "We go to conquer Scotland." "Yir nae from arouund, ere, err ye?" "No." "Wal, then Fook OFF!"
[00:21] They got as far as York, boarded themselves into York castle, we turned up outside to fight them..
[00:21] "Julius: There are cross dressers to the north"
[00:21] then when they wouldn't come out, we fought amongst ourselves....
[00:21] hahaha
[00:21] they got confused and ran away.
[00:21] heheheh
[00:21] "Jupiter knows what is to the west"
[00:21] ahh, scottish...
[00:21] true story.
[00:21] i love this stuff..
[00:21] mmm
[00:21] maybe i should minor in history when i go to uni...
[00:22] Actually, they got the rom,ans drunk and had it off with tier woman and rolled them in the alleys behind the pubs and took their food and money
[00:22] :)
[00:22] That is my favourite story abotu Scottish history.
[00:22] * Jes_L changes topic to '"We go to conquer Scotland." "Yir nae from arouund, ere, err ye?" "No." "Wal, then Fook OFF!"'
[00:22] ha ha
[00:22] Hah!
[00:22] :)
[00:22] had to be done
[00:23] History is cool
[00:23] Actually, they were beating the Scots, and then Shaggus Mximus spilled sme local's pint. He killed the whole freakin' garrsion with his bare hands.
[00:23] hahahah!
[00:23] "Yeww, COONT! Tha was me last pint!"
[00:23] haha
[00:24] He was stabbed XXXVIII times by local kids
[00:24] HAHAH!
[00:24] * bunnerabb rolls
[00:24] 'shit...
[00:24] hahah
[00:24] hahahah
[00:24] quotefile dammit!
[00:24] that's good
[00:24] that's a whole lotta stabbin'
[00:25] indeed

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[00:48] * bunnerabb puts ome antlers on Brad.
[00:48] There you go... chicks dig antlers
[00:48] finally...
[00:48] some chicks
[00:48] * bunnerabb makes the heavy metal, pointy finger sign at Brad
[00:48] cheep cheep cheep
[00:48] dude!
[00:48] * chooby cracks open a beer.
[00:48] DUDE!
[00:49] D000 hoo hod!
[00:49] * Cunning_Linguist cracks open a chooby
[00:49] Sweet!
[00:49] i should go shower
[00:49] i stanky
[00:49] * bunnerabb cracks his neck
[00:49] brad... with those antler...
[00:49] * Jes_L throws little_kitty a beer
[00:49] godspeed.
[00:49] Jes, you rock
[00:49] I know. I try.
[00:49] I have an entier, four station professional, fully stocked bar at my disposal
[00:49] jools, you are so formulaic.
[00:49] and I don;t want a drink.
[00:49] actually, the funny thing is, i think i will actually go have some beer
[00:50] * peachguy has joined #stripcreator
[00:50] * bunnerabb bahs in the general vicinity of alcohol
[00:50] oh man, i said i was going to go have a shower but i don't seem to be moving
[00:50] here i go...
[00:50] you stink
[00:50] * brad tries to get up
[00:50] stinky pants
[00:50] oh damn
[00:50] i know
[00:50] brad brad, stinky pants
[00:50] why am i so formulaic chooby?
[00:50] * bunnerabb waves
[00:50] :(
[00:50] i just worked out my hammy strings
[00:50] * Jes_L visualises brad's stink lines
[00:50] why?
[00:50] or how?
[00:50] * bunnerabb adjusts Brad's antlers for "de-funkification.'
[00:50] what are you asking?
[00:50] both
[00:51] I don't know why you are.
[00:51] whoa.
[00:51] i am the Man From F.U.N.K.L.E
[00:51] how am i formulaic then
[00:51] that's a long tpoic
[00:51] Unclefunk
[00:51] *topic
[00:51] ha ha !
[00:51] Yeah.. we're promoting literacy
[00:51] quotefile!
[00:51] hhhhhmmmmmmmm

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

On discussing drinking games:

You line up all the 7's...
then what?
and then you try to lay a card either one up or one down from the suit... ie) if you have a 6 of clubs, you put it beside the 7 of clubs and you can give away 2 drinks
aha!
I've played that one!
wait...
its fun,eh?
you GIVE AWAY drinks?
and this is the aim of the game?
it's well fun...
.....
* Kajun 's Scottish head explodes.

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Dad was flammable

Bargaintuan: I'll be going now. I must sleep before I awaken.
little_kitty: later barg!!
Bargaintuan: Much later...
•Bargaintuan has left #stripcreator
•Kajun dims the lights
•Kajun lights the candles
little_kitty: what the...
•Kajun puts on some music.
Kajun: so....
little_kitty: i just realized that there's only us in here
•Kajun presses a button and a big heart shaped bed appears in the middle of the room.
little_kitty: because, well, knkx never talks...
little_kitty: hahaha
knkx: yes, i do
knkx: !
little_kitty: oh! my bad!
Kajun: way to kill the mood.

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Dad was flammable

[16:02] i don't really have a ban button
[16:03] it's really a series of keystrokes
[16:03] like /ban stupid_idiots ?
[16:03] no, i have to enter passwords and things
[16:04] and i can't just go /ban jerks
[16:04] i have to point to certain ones
[16:04] Then you'd be banning yourself.
[16:04] :O
[16:04] :O
[16:04] I mean that in a nice way.
[16:04] :O
[16:04] Hey, dcomp is here?
[16:04] Not that you're a jerk or anything.
[16:04] I didn't notice him!
[16:04] ha
[16:04] that's because he was banned
[16:04] but now he's not
[16:05] ?
[16:05] Dcom was banned? no way!
[16:05] you lie.
[16:05] i heard brad once banned his own mammy

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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:/
*** knkx has quit IRC (Client exited)
:O
:O
i am taking a screenshot
knkx left

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

oh wait here's my problem
How do I write actions in this chat?
the double-tabl
table
hit alt-f4 for the actions menu
*** Inflatable_Man (~user4488@template430D7E06.Level3.net) has left
#stripcreator
:D
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thats a keeper
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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

fuck you mAAk :)
Hey tripping person.
hello
hahaha...i wasnt paying attention to what maak told you to do
he didn't tell me
i just pressed it because i didn't think about it
he told Inflatabl
hahaha
then i was like "oh yeah"
*** brad has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
oh now youre in trouble
mAAk is a mean person.
He's going to Hell, you know.
One day.
he's mEEn
Yes.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Losers!

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I uh, did it on purpose.

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Sex Piano.