.............

uh....

make your own bush conspiracy theory here.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The Gamer's Webcomic (besides Knights of the Dinner Table Online).

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Will he sign it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Polly wants the cracker you're hiding in your vest pocket.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I hate Disney

Time for a cow-pie

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A Belated Happy New Year!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A Whole Lotta Pussy Going On!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Reboot!

I got a star in Hollywood!

Get yer own!

I bet that will smell bad for some time

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Funny thing is, some of the things mentioned on the list I'm no longer allowed to do in the lab.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The E word

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dating Tips from LOTR.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Nice Tits

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

LOTR as written by...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

What? No Dashiell Hammett?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

Kaufman, all kidding aside, this shit is revolting.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Silly Mikey. It's just a joke.

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What others say about boorite!

I read that already, but I can't really find any information on the investigation. Nor can I understand how the cats weren't hurt just being mashed into those containers for the 'gag pics'. Whether it's real or not, it's fucking wrong.

It would be funnier if it was 'Bonsai Republicans'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've read the explanation from the guy who started the site. He said his kitten was in the habit of climbing into any small enclosure it could find-- universal cat behavior, in my experience. When he saw the kitten smooshing himself into this glass jar, he took some "awww, cute" pics of it, and on further reflection, the image brought to mind this "bonsai kitten" concept. He slapped up a website, never suspecting that anyone would take it seriously.

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What others say about boorite!

I see. It would still be funnier if it was Bonsai Republicans.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

High-tech toilet explodes

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Among the weirdest porn I've ever seen (definitely NSFW!)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What's even weirder is that I looked at every single thumbnail.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What's weirder is I wanked to every single thumbnail.

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Poop.

Yep. I got some on my thumbnails, too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet