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i want to piss on you

Grow

VixenLove is hot

Powering the world with buttered cats

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I love this game!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Real Life Super-Heroes.

Well, they're my heroes, anyway.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What's in Brad's head?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Maybe Crabby has something there.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

On the other hand "Blair Witch Project" only made me puke.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I'll take my chances.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Do Cats Have Cooties?

A fifth-grader from North Dakota won a trip to the Native American Science Fair in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for proving that cat slobber is cleaner than dog drool. Lacey Lafromboise analyzed the saliva of her two pet cats, Jasum and Daisy, and her two dogs, Copper and Lady, using an incubator and a microscope from Minot State University. Unfortunately for Copper and Lady, the two canines carried way more bacteria in their saliva than the cats did, perhaps because dogs spend more time outside. Lacey, who thought up the brilliant idea while her dog was licking her face, won top honors at local and regional science fairs. Now that's something to salivate over.

Posted on Wired.com (2-27-04)

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Wow. With the directions young scientists are going these days, why, we'll have a cure for Canine Halitosis in NO time!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What time is it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mine smells like burned marshmallow

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Obviously it's OK if you're dead... but not if your gay.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Obviously it's OK if you're dead... but not if you're gay.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King may have won 11 Oscars but it still has 23 offences to God.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

44% Yankee? Must be my ma's influence.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And he's not too fond of tuna either!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I'm not feeling well, must pull down my pants.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Let's make marriage a wholesome Christian institute once more.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Is your link too long?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Trailer Trashed

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now where am I going to get my "Research Materials"?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Where Bush shops

A Guide to Girl Watching - vintage style.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I'm now writing a grant proposal for my research in sporks.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."