Perhaps it's only straight blow jobs.

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Poop.

To quote the site...

It doesn't say performed by what.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"The urinal, designed by a Dutch company, was the idea of a female designer."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lies, Lies, and Damnable Lies. And this time I'm not talking about my science.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Everything

O'Reilly Bingo

Pete the Porno Puppet

Sounds like a fun crowd

2 down. Millions to go.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Brief Safe

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Poop.

Man arrested for saving a stray chicken.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Jesus Saves!

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Don't know if this programme ever made it across the pond but...

*waves fingers in front of face, blows, throws it at the sky*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Wide open roads to ride your motorcycle on. But I think I'll pass up this bike tour.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Sloganator Memorial

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

More people sicker than me

resistentialism (ri-zis-TEN-shul-iz-um) noun The theory that inanimate objects demonstrate hostile behavior against us.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

So he essentially proved one aspect of Murphy's Law.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

http://www.firstgov.gov Find out if you can get some bling bling back.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yum? ... No.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ya know, Spankling, i've never really thanked you for all your valuable contributions to the "rob habnem of his spare time" fund, but now that i've spent upwards of four hours of my life perusing the Picture of Everything, i can remain silent no longer. you are truly a magnificent bastard.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

* blush *

It has been so long since my last MB. Maybe someday I'll win another for something I had more to do with.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In a 2003 issue of the American Journal of Roentgenology, two Seattle radiologists described a 35-year-old man with severe abdominal pain but normal vital signs, who was found to have "multiple" heads from Barbie dolls lodged in his small bowel, which he attributed to his pursuit of the pleasurable anal sensation he gets from excreting them. After a straight-laced description of how doll heads show up differently from other objects on X-rays, the authors advised radiologists to "keep in mind that human imagination may not follow clinical algorithms." [American Journal of Roentgenology, April 2003, p. 986]

I was wondering what Spanks was up to these days.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

It's due to the lack of phallic things that they can shove in their mouths! There I said it!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Jerry with the man of steel - Superman sounds gay (Warning - this is a hog)

Find a drivers license over the nternet

Wacking Uses

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Woman charged with crime against nature when boyfriend eats her out
by Monique Angle, The Daily Press [Hampton Roads, VA]

March 30, 2004

NEWPORT NEWS -- A Newport News woman charged with a felony for receiving oral sex in a car is challenging a state law that prohibits certain types of sex between consenting adults.

A police officer says he found the 21-year-old woman in a parked car receiving oral sex from a man about 3 a.m. Jan. 29. Both were charged with a felony under the statute for crimes against nature.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

kinky church!

Eye jewelry? Makes those nipple rings seem pretty tame.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Reuters) - An apologetic Peeping Tom in northern Arkansas left a $20 bill and a note for his victim asking if she would not mind if he peered at her outside her window, police said on Friday.

The note and the cash were found on Monday night at an apartment complex in Mountain Home, Arkansas. Police said the writer of the letter apologized for looking into the window. They said the letter appeared to have been written on a personal computer.

Police would not release the note because the case is under investigation.

"It's kind of an odd case," said Mountain Home police Sgt. Nevin Barnes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The dope and the flick (look for the Ford ad, "Decapitated cat."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Porno John Ashcroft

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet