... the jealous looks from Dolly Parton, so I named the cloned sheep "Dolly" in her honor, then stripped naked and...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...discovered that aliens had snuck in at night and replaced my kidneys with...

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...Mentos, so everytime I take a sip of pop, cola shoots out of my nose and I feel like....

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...I could really use some rubber boots, if not...

... a boot to the head for using a word like "pop," which is only used by the mentally handicapped and those people who...

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... are waaaaaaay too lazy to use two syllables and call it soda, and hey, you know I just realized how close that word is to syllabus, which is certainly not what this is, however...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...in the South you can just ask for a Coke, and the nice girl behind the counter will ask you what kind, and then you can say 'syllabus', which is not too bad when one considers how it's done in ...

..the mental ward during the bbq picnic, which reminds me...

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!

...that I spilled a carbonated beverage on the short bus as I was picking my nose and licking the window trying to get to that dead fly that I was too lazy to wipe off with a moist towlette and a  ....

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... napkin, but it really wasn't so much lazy as that I was torn between using the napkin for my nose pickin's and the fact that rumor has it napkins are made from sheep, and since I was committed to honoring Dolly this posed quite a ...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...delimma for the Security Counsil of the United Nations, who...

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... must be the people who have hidden our long lost friends like Kaufman, DexX, LadyJ, wirthling, fuzzyman, et al, unless they're being kept in a witness protection program, which wouldn't surprise me because...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...they saw Hilary Clinton's breasts...

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Buddabingbadingning

... crush ...

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...a small, defenseless, 5 year old, elephant, lion, rhino, and the city of...

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Buddabingbadingning

kalamazoo, yes its a real city located near...

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

THE PLACE WITH THE GIANT PILE OF POOP THAT SMELLS LIKE

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

... victory, but not just your typical victory, this is that new cool shit victory that all the hot young college kids are toting around in their fanny-packs with their walkmans and virtual pets while they watch the "Weekend At Bernie's" movies and play Mortal Kombat 4 and eat their new-fangled chalupas and ride their rollerblades up and down the lush grounds of...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...bunnerabb's balls, but since he no longer visits here nobody really...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... flaming...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...napalm gernades, which haven't been technically legal in basketball since that one incident with...

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...bacon, pork, anthrax and a glaze made from grandpa's...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...poo in his pants...

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There's poo in me pants!

Christmas after

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...being trapped in an elevator for 48 hours with George Clooney and his pack of...

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