...the personal beer stash of Donald Trump, who likes to stock beer which is expenive and tasty but makes your hair...

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...smell like rat faeces, rendering it almost impossible to have sex in front of Joe Jonas knowing that...

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... it is best to try and grasp the hang of how a site works before deluging it with posts, especially posts that break cardinal rules, and especially those that break them in very serious threads like this one and that other one not_Scyess started called...

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..."Nobody Gives A Shit About Your Arbitrary Rules"...

...but is known colloquially as "Leroy," after the kid who...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...cut his penis off and brought it to school to show that bitch who never....

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...acted excited enough whenever he would put it in a hot dog bun and slather mustard and relish and sauerkraut on it and invite her to...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...tea with him, which he always loved darjeeling for its smooth, light flavor,  which tasted distinctly like...

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...liver with fava beans and...

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... always went so well with those scrumptious little sauerkraut onion blueberry muffins grandma used to butter up for us when...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...she was going through one of her manic bipolar phases which made all the children in the neighborhood...

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 ...pee themselves, except for little Wagner, who always had a old woman slathered in sauerkraut onion blueberry muffin crumbs fetish, which actually has a huge following in parts of eastern europe and...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...for some reason family reunions of the Baldwins, which as everyone knows...

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...are the birth- and meeting place of every fetish on the planet, defying even time and...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...well, mostly time, but also thyme, which is not only delicious but also great for...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... crazy songs involving parsley, sage, and Rosemary, whose baby wasn't really ...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

satan, it was actually the baby that was in that movie where elaine from seinfield stole that line "maybe the dingo ate your baby" who was also...

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...secretly the prenatal presdient-elect of Azerbaijan, a country known for...

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...mastrubation and lemon cookies...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

... which when combined with 9 other ingredients becomes the Colonel's secret 11 spices used by...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

... the White House's economic advisers in arcane voodoo rituals they use to predict deficit reductions, which are about as likely as...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...a bottle of Mrs. Dash coming to life and then marrying an anthropomorphic Mr. Peanut and their union bearing two beautiful...

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...dragons with wings made of papier-mache which, due to their utter uselessness, were allergic to peanuts and choked to death, and this was...

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 ...a tragedy, but much more so a comedy, which is why the book was written to the dark masses, who like cutting themselves with razors and knives and other pointy things while rubbing maple syrup upon themselves, a technique known as...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

..."Murray," named for...

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