Groovy! - Wrong again, four_legger! by edoggydog 1-21-19

Freeze, Anders! What for? Your name is all over the police scanners. You're listed as "armed and dangerous". Really? Okay, maybe just dangerous. “Dangerless” is my middle name!

RCL no. 6555 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-01-19

Armless Anders visits the NYC... Wow... The big city is really BIG! So's my cock! I beg your pardon? How 'bout you give me a handjob? With what? My penis? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAG TO YOU???

Groovy! - Groovyland Joe_BLOUGHS!! by edoggydog 4-02-19

Do you have a ride like Disneyland's Space Mountain here? Groovy! Okayyyyyy... How about the Log Ride like at Knott's Berry Farm? Groovy! Forget it... This place BLOWS!! Groovy!

RCL no. 6754 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-19

What's that big star in the northern sky, Butch? According this, Ethan, it's not a star... It's actually the planet Venus. Neato! Say, are you just making that up because the Venus de Milo statue has no arms and you're playing me for a fool? Yes.

RCL no. 6788 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-09-19

This is your happy place, Maura? Yes... Feel free to hug a rainbow! With what? My penis? It'd have to be pretty long for you to be able to do that! It is... I accidently stretched it out when an elevator's door closed on my penis and I went up two floors before the elevator released it!

RCL no. 6844 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-26-19

I miss you dad... *sniff* I am not your dad, Ethan... Your mother was pregnant with another man's child when I married her. Then, who is my father? He's someone who's been in your life this whole time, who you have a lot in common with. Here's a hint: he taught you how to tie your shoes. With your penis. Uncle Armless Anders??

RCL no. 6861 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-03-19

Can I play? How are you going to use the remote controller, Anders? With your penis? Ha, ha... That joke never gets old! Seriously, though... Can I play?

RCL no. 6933 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-06-19

Holy cow, that new secretary is HOT! Yeah... Her name is Phreaky, and I hear she is every bit her name! Boy, would I'd love to suck on her giant gazongas! I'd be happy to just stump her pussy! Don't you mean finger? You're not very observant, are you?

RCL no. 7272 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-23-21

How Armless Anders got his three-foot penis... You have found me Mr. Anders... I shall grant you one wish! Oh, Magical Goat... I would like to have arms and hands! Like I said, only one wish. Either arms or hands... Not both. Well, I need arms to reach my penis, but without hands, I still won't be able to make myself ejaculate! How about I lengthen your penis so it reaches your mouth? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL???

Groovy! - The Furthering Adventures of Armless Anders by edoggydog 11-13-21

...and if you really want to look cool, Anders, stand with your legs shoulder-width appart and fold your arms! I can do the legs part, but crossing my arms is a bit of a challenge! Oh, right. You're armless. What if I cross my eyes? Then, you'd look like a retard! Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

RCL no. 7353 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-21

Hey, Gary... Are you inviting people over for Thanksgiving? GARY WILL HAVE AT LEAST TWENTY. But, Dr. Fauci says you should limit the number to six! NO ONE IS GOING TO TELL GARY HOW MANY PEOPLE GARY IS GOING TO HAVE FOR DINNER. For a crowd that size, you must have one gigantic turkey! TURKEY? WHAT IS THAT?

RCL no. 7691 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-04-23

Mom? Can I eat this blue bulb? "No, Anders." How about the red one? "Absolutely NOT!" Okay... Can you put the toilet seat down for me? I have to take a massive dump!

RCL no. 7690 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-23

Meanwhile, back at the dealership... You want to test drive a Mustang? Yes! With a manual transmission?? Yes! But, you're armless! How are you going to shift? You need to be more worried about how I'm going to steer!

RCL no. 7617 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-02-22

...and then she accused me of trying to manipulate her! How did you respond? I told her to keep my man nipples out of it! That's hee-larious, Armless Anders! Speaking of armless, can you open my front door for me?

RCL no. 7599 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-20-22

Armless Anders encounters an E.T. in the Mojave Desert... ...and that's why they call it "Big Turd Mountain"! That's semi-interesting and all, earthling... Thanks! ...but, could you point me towards your nearest water source? With what? My penis? I'm new to earthling humor, but are you being sarcastic?

RCL no. 7711 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-23

Elbows Ethan: Darts Hustler! Well, that's exactly 301... I win! Pay up, bitch! How the fuck did I lose a game of darts to a kid with no hands??? You're probably wondering how the fuck you lost a game of darts to a kid with no hands....

RCL no. 7794 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-20-23

As you can see, there's plentiful of food in the pantry, Ethan! There sure is, Uncle Anders! Do you see anything you'd like for dinner? Yes! Can you make me a bowl of mac and cheese? With what? My penis? Ha, ha! That never gets old!

RCL no. 7852 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-24-24

Look... Phreaky's sunbathing topless in her front yard again! Boy, would I love to rub some oil on those babies! With what? Your penis? I have to be a some kind of sicko to want to do that! Are you a some kind of sicko? Guilty!

RCL no. 7860 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-24

Would you like to make a donation to the People's Temple, sir? Sure! *BARF* Gross! Wait... There's more!