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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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AHK.

I am very very very abashed.

The picture I was origionaly trying to post is here.
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=413-6

Aparently they hate bandwidth leaches like me.

I will now crawl into a hole and die.

10-04-02 2:30pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I think I lined to them recently, but it was a story...

Anyway, here's a commercial from the DNC

http://www.democrats.org/social_insecurity/

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10-04-02 2:38pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Back to business, kids!

Bush Oil Firm Made Enron-like Deal

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10-09-02 1:02pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Blood for oil anyone?

C'mon and volunteer to die so the ladies who lunch can drive SUV's and have access to the lowest cost gasoline in the world.

You know it's worth it.

Some millionaires will substantially increase their wealth as well, but that's just an added bonus.

Step right up folks. We provide a free flag for your casket.

As William Burroughs wrote:
"thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams"

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10-09-02 1:11pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Oops. Sorry Canada and Britain!

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10-09-02 2:25pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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The CIA and Crack

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10-09-02 5:33pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Very scary stuff about intelligence analysts under intense pressure to produce reports supporting the White House's argument that Saddam poses such an immediate threat to the United States that pre-emptive military action is necessary.

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10-09-02 8:30pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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CAPITALISM AND POLITICS GO TOGETHER LIKE A FIST UP AN ASS

Analyst:"I won't falsify a report which could lead to war."

Admin:"We'll fire you then."

Analyst:"Oh. MY money is at stake. OK. Let me get that report prepared for you."

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10-09-02 9:33pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ho ho ho. The CIA came out with a letter on Tuesday saying that Iraq was unlikely to attack us, unless we attacked first. So, as anyone with a shred of a critical faculty already knew, Bush's crusade is not to make Americans safer from chemical and biological attacks. It will have the opposite effect.

Bush's press secretary Fleischer dismissed the letter, saying essentially that Iraq's invasion of Kuwait may have seemed unlikely, but in retrospect, it was 100% likely. That's a very telling example, but maybe not in the way that Fleischer intended, because in 1990 the CIA told the White House that Iraq was about to invade long before it happened. Hell, even I knew three days before it happened. But the first Bush administration dismissed the intelligence because of policy. Then as now-- except this time, the White House policy is to dismiss intelligence saying that Iraq won't attack.

Fleischer also mentioned the 100% retrospective likelihood of Saddam's gassing the Kurds-- another telling example, since the first Bush administration was fully aware of it and responded by proposing more weapons and training for Saddam.

Here we are 12 years later, with Congress about to coronate Emperor Bush II with a law giving him the power to wage war on Iraq unilaterally so that he can go after the "guy who tried to kill my dad." (That's another interesting reference, since that assassination plot was long since admitted to be a White House fabrication.) Never mind the declarations and treaties to which we are signatory, and never mind the international law and standards of human rights that we invoke when it suits us. Never mind the half of the American people who don't want this, and the Iraqis who don't want their country destroyed again. And never mind intelligence. It's off to war.

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10-10-02 8:57am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Boorite is funny.

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10-10-02 10:04am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Funny lookin'!

10-10-02 10:15am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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US House of Representatives to United Nations: Fuck y'all!

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10-10-02 2:28pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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I hope those of you who are draft age are getting your butts in college or coming up with some other way to get a deferment.

The old tried and true is to just tell them you are homosexual.

But those who do opt to go, Exxonmobile executives thank you for their newest mansions.

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10-10-02 2:42pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I wonder if they care that I'm going to the University of New Haven as soon as I'm done with high school.

I could just go hang out in Canada with relatives.

10-10-02 4:22pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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It worked for Dick the VP and a lot of other conservative hawks. Click the sig.

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10-10-02 8:40pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Yes, but most of the chicken hawks ad money/political/power connections. I doubt the SC crowd is as well connected.

But your mom will get an official piece of paper with a stamped on replica of the President's signature at the bottom.

And the democrat majority leaders have proven to be all talk and no balls. "Yeah I don't want to give the administrative branch the authority to declare an unneccessary war, but if I vote against this it may hurt my career."

Tom Daschele's recent tough talk = warm air

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10-10-02 8:52pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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10-10-02 9:48pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Light relief. I don't know how famous this is, but here's an extract from "Biological Warfare and the Buffy Paradigm", a white paper issued by the federal government in the wake of 9/11/01:

"Any structured intellectual approach to describing this situation – and planning for it - is so uncertain that a valid structure can only be developed as an exercise in complexity or 'chaos' theory. I, however, would like you to think about the biological threat in more mundane terms. I am going to suggest that you think about biological warfare in terms of a TV show called 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', that you think about the world of biological weapons in terms of the 'Buffy Paradigm', and that you think about many of the problems in the proposed solutions as part of the 'Buffy Syndrome.'"

The full pdf document is here, though I'm not sure it gets more amusing than that.

10-15-02 9:20pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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If there is a problem that cannot be formulated in terms of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then it is not worth solving.

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10-16-02 8:48am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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A MILITARY HISTORY TIMELINE

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10-16-02 9:00pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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As a reference librarian and big-mouthed commie pacifist, let me just say that this is the best thing you've ever posted, and that is really saying something.

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10-17-02 9:34am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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You could have stuck your thumb up my ass and not made me so red in the face.

Thanks.

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10-17-02 6:13pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Terror Funds Flow Through Saudi Arabia Fundraising by Al Qaeda Sympathizers Continues Unabated in the Kingdom

By Douglas Farah
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, October 16, 2002; 7:43 PM

The Bush administration's efforts to cut off funds for international terrorism are destined to fail until it confronts Saudi Arabia, whose leaders have tolerated some of its wealthy citizens raising millions of dollars a year for al Qaeda, according to a new report from an influential foreign policy organization.

More here.

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10-17-02 8:49pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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one of the better one from this site

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10-18-02 9:03pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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199

10-18-02 9:09pm (new)
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