Across the Tracks by ragu4u 2-21-12

I don't handle no stolen shit here, bozo. You can fence it around the corner. Uh...around the corner? Ok! I wonder where he...oh! You the fence? Ya think?

The "Sit Down" by ragu4u 2-22-12

Ohh baby. Sit that sweet ass right on me. A blonde. Even better. Plop that fine booty on my wooden face a wiggle all over me. What the f...?

Kids Say the Darndest Things by ragu4u 2-23-12

Excuse me Mr. policeman but a man touched me. Deep inside, he touched me. Ok sweetie, with this description he shouldn't be hard to find. We'll nail that bastard, for sure. Behind the bushes... Oh, oh... been there, done that. Man.. I wish these newly saved kids wouldn't use that phraseology.

On the Road...Again! by ragu4u 2-24-12

"I'm gonna walk this lonesome highway... I'm gonna walk it by myself. Ain't nobody else gonna walk it for me..." I'll walk it for you! Damn...That cocaine is one helluva drug!

I Don't Need No Stinking "Geek Squad" by ragu4u 2-25-12

"You must first install Adobe FlashPlayer 11.1 to view the following video."   ?   Alrighty, then..... Hours later... Damn you, damn you, damn you, damn you, damn you, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

Silence of the G's by ragu4u 2-25-12

What ya'll mean..."the end is nig? The "G" is silent, dumbass. WHAT? I'm an original "G" and we'll never be silenced. You'd think at 25 he would have passed the 2nd grade by now. Put down yo 40's boys. We gonna break us down a smart ass ginger.

The Fat Cop by ragu4u 2-25-12

I'm taking you in for robbing this bank. Me? I've never been in that place. Why me? Your the only one I could catch. You thought I was running? You mean you weren't? And I thought I was slow as whale shit.

Lightening the Mood by ragu4u 2-25-12

What ya lookin at, boss? It's called.... ..."trace" evidence. I couldn't help myself.

I'd like to thank.... by ragu4u 2-26-12

I thought we were going to stay home and watch TV. We are. So what's with the hunting outfit? You forgot, honey. The Oscars are on.

Here today.... by ragu4u 2-26-12

Then..... 'Hit me, baby, one more time!" Britney who? That little tart may be big now but wait till her tits start to drop. The 2020 SAG Awards "Hit me, baby, one more time." They sure sag, alright.

I Love a Parade by ragu4u 2-27-12

Louis Farrakhan has been quoted as saying "President Obama is likely to be assassinated by racists". ...by racists". Look at this Hank! All these liberals wanna do is stir up trouble. Hank? Where ya going, Hank? Gotta go, woman. The motorcade is coming!

Brotherly Love by ragu4u 2-28-12

Hurry up in there, sis. I gotta pee like a racehorse. You just hafta wait. I'm putting on my face. Ok...thanks for waiting. Geez...I woulda left that face in the toilet where you found it.

Hair Trigger by ragu4u 2-28-12

Hey Omar, ya got mail.... ...from those Jewish neighbors you've been harass.... ...ing!

The Half Circle of Life by ragu4u 2-28-12

Fresh bat guano. Mmmm!

Bad Boys, Bad Boys by ragu4u 2-29-12

I'd like you to come home and meet my mother, honey. OK, bitch...whatever. So you're Jenni's fiance, huh? Yeah, ya old bitch. Why? Well mom, what do ya think? If I were you, I'd trade up to Bobby Brown.

Nightmare Believer

R.I.P. Davey Jones Here's one for the road, Davey! *sniff*

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Clueless by ragu4u 3-02-12

Timmy...don't forget your rubbers... Geez, I didn't realize mom knew I was sexually active. ...cause those new shoes cost me plenty.

Colored Folk by ragu4u 3-02-12

Before Did you have to be so niggardly with the coloration of this layout? After I believe you misunderstood.

Game Boy by ragu4u 3-03-12

Twisters caused the death of 28 people, overnight." That's impossible. Ya just can't fit that many people on a 6x6 mat.

You Said a Mouthful! by ragu4u 3-03-12

Gio, I think I love you. Really? Mama mia! I saw you talking to that new Italian guy at the watercooler. That fella, Gio? I just love that fella, Gio. So you love that fellagio, do ya? Well drop to your knees and start slurpin, baby. C'mon exit strategy!

No Riders by ragu4u 3-03-12

No, seriously, I killed the last alien and then blasted off from that planet. I'm just about to nuke it. Yeah. Yeah. Did I check, WHAT? Oh shit! Where's Sigourney Weaver?

Survey Said...... by ragu4u 3-04-12

And now a short survey. How many of you watched Lindsay Lohan on "Saturday Night Live"? Not any of us. Really? Well how about you folks over here? Uhhh...what's "Saturday Night Live"? I'm feelin ya.

Self-Esteem by ragu4u 3-04-12

Thay...are you a fairy too? Huh? A fairy, yes! A Fancy Boy, NO! Stereo-typing cocksucker!

STOP!...Hammer Time by ragu4u 3-05-12

OK, we'll count to ten, turn, then do it! Got it. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- ...10 ...10 This was humiliating enough without them making a game out out it.

One Thing at a Time by ragu4u 3-05-12

I wonder if anyone has ever tried napping while hitch-hiking... EeeeYaaaaa!!!! Ooops! ...and lived to tell about it?