Post 2000

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn, so close. I just know the next time I get back onto the board, post 2004 will have been taken. :(

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A map of Springfield.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Rar!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

G-Force Boobies for post 2004.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That was weird, Spankling. That was post # 2004.

"Rar, Hulk ass-fuck?" I deserve a cut of Enigma's massive profits.

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What others say about boorite!

i, too, was surprised to learn that Spankling can read numbers.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

i, too, was surprised to learn that Spankling can read numbers.

It's something I picked up from shoe sizes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident and made into a ripping soup.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

STAND BACK! This Swede needs a condom!

Sign sign everywhere a sign.

Maker of rigged voting machines: Die Bold.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Silly joke I heard today...

A man was fixing a door and he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife to the hardware store. At the hardware store while she was waiting for the manager to finish waiting on another customer, she saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf. When it was her turn, she asked the price of the teapot.

He replied, "That's pure silver and it costs $200!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" she exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that her husband had sent her to buy. The manager went to the backroom to find it.

From the backroom he yelled, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"

"Not for the hinge, but I will for the teapot."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Duuuu... du-du-du-duuuu... dum-du-du d-d-d-dum!

Rate my vomit with a link that says "if this picture is off topic or inappropriate click here."

All hands on deck!

I call this a good start

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Nobody does it better than the Pythons and Eric Idle.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Someone's been making up f*cking news stories...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Level 4 Breach! Level 4 Breach! The monkey's are free! The monkeys are free!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Republican Survivor

A long way from Jumpin Joe's...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Swingin!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Rear of the Year

Donkey punch?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Brad's going to replace the FAQ page with this!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Heh, i know the guy that owns that page.

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Poo perhaps?

Yeah! But do you really want to be in the placebo group?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Guess who wrote Muppets From Space?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Brad's replacing the Stripcreator's Regulars Webpage with this!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

At least I'll be on there.