RUSH to Judgement by ragu4u 3-06-12

Mr. Snerdly, get in here and start responding to all this hate mail I've been getting. Coming, El Rushbaugh! Tell all these fornicating, out of wedlock, baby killing sluts that I'm sorry for outing them on my radio program. Certainly, sir. Shall I sign them as per usual? Absolutely Snerdly, but enclose an envelope for them to make a donation. Good thinking, oh wise one. Your talent may be on loan from "GAWD" but all others expect CASH!

Good name too! Had a look at your strips...got some good ones!

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The Final Solution by ragu4u 3-07-12

Huh I hate election returns.

It's a Living by ragu4u 3-08-12

At Her Job Mommy? Oh no. He recognized me. At Her Shrink So he recognized you...so what? I'm humiliated. At His School For real, dude! She strips. Whoa...cool beans.

The Trip by ragu4u 3-09-12

You enjoying our trip to the North Pole, sweetie? Look at all them pretty colors, daddy! You mean the Northern Lights? Yeah, they are awesome. Northern Lights? What Northern Lights? It's daytime! Well then, what are...? I'm trippin on acid ya stupid goofball.

"You Always Hurt the One You Love" by ragu4u 3-10-12

Nice saddle! Are you looking for a mount, cowboy? You talkin to me, fancy boy? There's no need for name-calling here on Broke Back Mountain! A short while later... Ya'll act like ya never used a "cactus " dildo before? Ow, ow ow ow ow!!!!!

Overboard

Welcome to "Weight Watchers".

by ragu4u, 3-10-12

S.F.P.C.A. by ragu4u 3-10-12

No sex again tonight? Sorry. That's IT! I'm going to where I can get all the sex I want. Oh really? In A Tijuana Bar C'mon...it's SHOWTIME! No mas. No mas

Pressure Release by ragu4u 3-10-12

Father, does it ever upset you that humans make fun of you so much? Don't be silly. I always have a way of coping with adversity. Like? Say, for instance, you're dissing me right now so I can't just let you get away with it. Right? So what do I do? You'll turn the other cheek, I guess No way. I give you the finger, Christian style...incognito!

Hate Speech by ragu4u 3-11-12

Today I'm here with attorney Gloria Allred who is calling for the arrest of Rush Limbaugh due to his recent remarks. Make it quick, Shepard. So Gloria, you think that calling someone a slut or a prostitute is really an arrestable offense? I sure do, you gay little jerkoff. Spoken like the true Feminazi that you are. Slap the cuffs on him, officer.

Too Many Stipulations by ragu4u 3-11-12

What the..? The sign outside said "Oriental Massage". The sign is correct, sir. Allow me to get your attendant. Now this is more like it. That other guy was kinda creepy. I don't do oral, anal, or vaginal. We both must stay furry crothed and you're not arrowed to ejaculate within 5ft. of me. Got it? Bring baldy back! Yankee, plick.

Weight a Minute! by ragu4u 3-11-12

Did you move the clock forward last night? Nope! Why not? Too heavy!

Guano in 60 Seconds by ragu4u 3-11-12

I wouldn't go in there. Why not? Somebody is in there going bat shit. Yeah, right! Stand aside. Geez...give us a courtesy flush. ahhhh

White Flight by ragu4u 3-12-12

This water is polluted. Yeah. Let's go deeper. This is even worse. I wonder what's wrong. Look behind you. There goes the neighborhood!

Massacre Shmassacre by ragu4u 3-13-12

Wow...you're the Secretary of Defense, right? I sure am, son. You've done a fine job here, killing hundreds of these evil doers. But yesterday I killed me 16 of em crouched in their home and people got pissed at me. That's because you broke the 1st rule in warfare, son. I did, sir? Yes. Next time, after you massacre a family, drag their asses onto the battle field...then plant guns on em. Shazamm, instant hero!

Court Costs by ragu4u 3-14-12

Oh my god...here comes that crazy Lindsay Lohan driving like a bat out of hell. LOOK OUT!!! LOOK OUT!!! Well Lindsay, you've gone and killed a guy this time. Oh no, not the ankle bracelet thingy again? Hey, where's my Lambo?

Scruples by ragu4u 3-15-12

What's the matter with him? Yeah, fella...what's yer problem? I refuse to be a part of this dog and pony show.

The Bubba Groupie by ragu4u 3-15-12

Hi sailor. Lookin for a date? Nay, ya scurvy wench. Take that flea infested twat somewhere it'll fit in. I know just the place. Where could he be? Damn...in the 90's he'd be out trolling for "pizza" at this hour.

Cumming of Age by ragu4u 3-15-12

Ahem. Huh? Hello, Father. Remember me? Why yes, actually. You used to be an altar boy years ago, didn't you? What brings you here? Let's call it..."payback"! Those darned eight year olds must have had no sense of humor at all.

Nurse Dimwit by ragu4u 3-16-12

Nurse, I'll need that semen sample before lunch. Right away, doctor. Wait here. The doctor will be right in. Nurse, that fellow has no penis or scrotum. So, what's the problem, doctor? You asked for a seaman sample.

Who's Hungry? by ragu4u 3-17-12

*ring, ring* Who would call just before dinner? "Hello, this is an urgent call from Mitt Romn..." Thanks for wreckin my appetite.

Discretion by ragu4u 3-17-12

...but you... Don't point that finger at ME! YOU'RE the one who does nothing but look at Nikki Manaj's butt all day. What, nothing to say for yourself? I thought not. I look at it all night, too.

Out of the Closet by ragu4u 3-18-12

I'm sorry Rosie, but you're out here at the "OWN" network. Listen, Oprah, you can't fire me. I quit. You're fired alright. Now take that lesbian, white trash ass of yours out on the street. You haven't seen the last of me, be-atch! Show me to Oprah Winfree's table. Right this way, Ms. O'Donnell.

Crippled, Not Gay by ragu4u 3-18-12

So I guess you'll be watching "Big Bang Theory" this week cause of their special guest, huh geek? You're kidding! Not......? Oh my god I've got to set my Tivo. Don't cum your pants ya little nerd. Steven Hawking is just a geek dweeb like you. Steven Hawking? Who is he? I thought you meant Coco!

Paying His Dues by ragu4u 3-19-12

There you are! Oh, oh. Wait. You wouldn't, would you? And why wouldn't I? We gotta be in the same Union, right? What Local are you in? It figures, Local 666.