Angle of the Dangle by ragu4u 4-04-12

Ah, so.....you that Jenna Talackova, collect? Yeah, that's correct. So what? You leally a man but rook rike a woman! That just prain sick! You got no lespect fo woman's body. Chill out, Charlie Chan. You can't talk to ME like that! That's right Ms. Allred. He got real combative with me. Now now Jenna, you don't want to get into a pissing contest with him. Or maybe you do at that. Your dick is huge compared to a Chinks'.

Round 1 by ragu4u 4-05-12

Today in Southern Israel... Vut de hell is you doink in zat ting? I'm hidink. Look up in the sky, Rabbi. Vy? Egypt has finally gone and done it. Done vut? Oy vey!

Exercise Your Rights by ragu4u 4-05-12

Whadda ya mean ya ain't gonna vote? My guy can't win. Why not? He won before! Really? He did? The youth today needs to wake up and pay attention! And here I never gave Chris Rock a chance in hell.

How Quickly We Forget by ragu4u 4-06-12

Maybe this time will be a charm. So that's why you dyed your hair & beard, huh? For the Parole Board? They've been running my pic on the internet for days with all that natural gray. I look horrible and what's worse...people don't recognize me anymore. They don't? Can you imagine people not recognizing the DEVIL? You'd think that swastika on your forehead would be a dead give-away, Charlie!

Heros by ragu4u 4-07-12

Today is "Holy Saturday", right Father? Yes my son. The day between "Good Friday" and "Easter Sunday"! So what was Jesus doing on this "In between" day? He was preparing to arise from the tomb on the following day. Meh...big deal. David Copperfield coulda done it ALL on the same day!

His Girl Friday by ragu4u 4-07-12

Are the applicants here for the "Easter Bunny" job? Yes sir. They're both waiting out in the hall. Yo! Sup? But you just peeked out the door, sir. What size bunny suit do YOU wear?

The "Cock" Pit by ragu4u 4-07-12

Today...Virginia Beach, Virginia Yes, I saw the F-18 crash, officer. We're trying to figure out how this happened. Where were you, lady. I was sunbathing, nude, on the roof of that building over there. Uh huh. Case closed!

A Gripping Tale by ragu4u 4-07-12

Did that bald dude just grab my ass? What the fu... Hey man. Your slacks are way too baggy. Let me sell you some form fitting ones. Yo! You no be wanting these pants back?

Rising to the Occasion by ragu4u 4-08-12

Excuse me but there seems to be nothing but bread in this bakery. Don't you sell any cakes, cookies, donuts or pies? Well... ...not on "Yeaster"!

In the Crosshairs by ragu4u 4-08-12

Here he comes. Get ready. Get set. NOW! Do it! Son of a bitch...all over my hand!

The Big Blue Waterfall by ragu4u 4-09-12

Timmy, it's your turn to clean the class fish tank. Not again? I hate that stinking job. But it does have it's fun side. No, don't you little sadist!! Arghhh. The swirl of death!

Surviving the Economy in Black & White by ragu4u 4-10-12

Here's your final unemployment check. What? How do YOU know it's my last one? I do this for a living, buddy. Take it or leave it. I feel kinda bad so I think I'll leave it. You see, I've never been unemployed. Now I don't feel so bad for cashing all those dead folks checks.

Bait & Switch by ragu4u 4-10-12

He's hot. I think I'll tell him I'm locked out so he can help me. Um...I've forgotten my key. Will you please help me? Sure thing. I know just the solution. Wait here. What the...? That queer in 4B said you needed help.

Notice!

No Comic Today Due To a HangOver!

by ragu4u, 4-11-12

Mel's At It Again by ragu4u 4-12-12

Mel Gibson? What's with that British vest and to what do I owe the honor? Rats! You recognized me. I wore this hoping to fool those damned Jews. They won't let me make my new movie. Damned Jews, huh? I'm a Jew...remember? But you're not a Jewy Jew. You're a Christian Jew. A Jew is a Jew and I thought ya knew, that no one can talk to a Jew they knew, that is, it's true unless they knew the Jew was really me. Where's my cat-o-nine tails?

Bottoms Up by ragu4u 4-12-12

In heaven there is no beer, ...that's why we drink it here. That's bull, ya know. I shoulda figured as much , with THAT belly.

CC:552 "Scat-man"

"Ever hear of privacy"?

by ragu4u, 4-13-12

Embarrassed Again by ragu4u 4-14-12

North Korea have mild weather at times but.... ...when it decide to come down.... ...you gotta watch out!

Getting to the Point by ragu4u 4-14-12

Got a pencil? What for? It's kinda personal. How personal? I'm writing my "Bucket List" if you must know. Voila & au revoir!

Do the Math by ragu4u 4-15-12

Timmy, would you rather have 100 grand right now or 1 cent doubled every day for 31 days? I think I'd rather... ...have you titty fuck me! Then you better go with the 1cent a day doubled for 31 days. Whore!

Return to Sender by ragu4u 4-15-12

OK boy, take my tax return to the post office and mail it right away. It's in the next room. Sure thing, boss man. How am I gonna find your return in all of this paper, boss? All of this paper IS my return, boy. Now move! Something tells me the dollar he gave me for postage won't be enough!

The Journey by ragu4u 4-15-12

Back so soon? You just left last week. I forgot some things I need to be able to return to heaven. You did? What could those be? Oh, I getcha! Always wear protection, dude.

In the Heat of the Night by ragu4u 4-16-12

What do ya mean ..."I want to go back to the South Pole"? This IS the South Pole. Crap! Try wearing lighter colors.

Luigi the Barber by ragu4u 4-17-12

I need a quick trim...and make it snappy. Oke-dokee, I'ma gonna do a my best. A short while later... CRAP, Luigi...you almost killed me. Who cuts hair with a lawnmower, anyway? Luigi? Me no Luigi. Me Mario... ...the gardener.

The Tale of Rudolph by ragu4u 4-18-12

Have you seen Rudolph? Maybe he's outside. He better not be trying to hide his ass in the breakroom again. How'd ya find me, Santa? Poor guy is just stuck on stupid!