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Zombie X: Buddy Ebsen's Dual Role of a Life Time by Screendummie 5-15-05

And here's the best idea of them all! JOY! It stars Buddy Ebsen who plays an oil billioniare and as a street smart dick that hilariously solve mysteries. And how to eat possum bellies! I call it "The Elderly P.I.-billies". Brilliant!

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Zombie X: Redeem Yourself by Screendummie 5-17-05

I just got my special "Satan's Chrome" card after sending my redemption card a year ago! Satan has his own line of trading cards? Why wouldn't he? Doesn't seem like something Satan would do. But the evil thing is that I spent sixty dollars to get the five dollar "DeathFactor" card. Must be murder on your wallet.

In case you people have no idea about sports cards in general. I based "Satan's Chrome" on Topp's (that's a sports and other card making company) high seller "Bowman's Chrome".

I actually did get a "redemption" card that I got in a pack. JOY! It didn't take a year, but over six months (from the alleged six to eight weeks said on the card) to get a R.C. Yoann Torrealba #246 XFactor Card 029/172. And yes, I probably do throw my money away in baseball cards. At least its broken my addiction to cigs and replaced with shiny cardboard cards.

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Friends by Screendummie 5-19-05

I'm gonna head out in a bit. Where are you going? Gonna bang a monkey? Nah, just gonna chill wif a friend. You have "a" friend? Wow! Movin' on up. Yeah. He ain't fake either Just like your personality?

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Zombie X: Waiting In Vain by Screendummie 5-21-05

Why do you need to miss the next couple of weeks of school? Because I need to stand in line for a movie. You're talking aboot Star Wars? Fuck no! That movie is for nerds and pussies. I wanna be first in line for Land of the Dead.

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Zombie X: Playing With Your Saber by Screendummie 5-21-05

Do you know how I can raise a hundred bucks? Why the fuck do you need a c-note? Because I wanna get the Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber collectable. For a hundred bucks, that you can cease being a virigin. Girls do that for money? Oh...they do lots of things for money that your cherry mind can't handle.

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Zombie X: The Smog by Screendummie 5-22-05

You've seen the movie "The Fog?" Yeah, some pirate dudes killin' peeps in it. In my version, its called "The Smog" and it takes place in East L.A. Who's gonna be riding in that? Some eses riding in low riders giving you a drive by. Hope their aim is better than the LAPD.

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Zombie X: Where Babies Come From by Screendummie 5-23-05

You know, I always wanted to know where babies come from. You mean, you never knew before you were zombified? Yep. Well then. They're found in a cabbage patch under the leaves after a shower. You mean all this time I could've gotten an easy meal? Oh, you'll be pleasantly surprised.

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Zombie X: Tell Me Sweet Little Lies by Screendummie 5-24-05

You lied to me! Which lie was it? You mean, you've been lying to me all this time? Geez, thought you'd figure that out after I told you a head of lettuce had brains in it. I'll eat your brains! Hate to break this to you, but my head is filled with fiery lava.

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Oh i get it!
"Zombie (Dim)Wit"
And it involves Zombies that has no wit.
Thats clever.

But My favorite is the one where he got 20 bucks from leaning on his "Pennisula".

But I also like Charlie Chaplin on mute....
Oh well.

You should name a Zombie Freinz.
I don't know why though

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Zombie X: M&M's by Screendummie 5-26-05

We're not much different than M&M's. Whether you're white, black, yellow or red skinned. You're all red and gooey on the inside to me!

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Please die.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Zombie X: To George Lucas by Screendummie 5-28-05

Sometimes, we really need to go to our happy place. And really hide there after viewing the last, or rather "third", installment of Star Wars. Because soon, all the bitching about Wars is about to begin the week after.

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Why are you posting every single comic you write? Couldn't you have just kept this thread to one post, that post being a link to your comic frontpage thing and a brief note that every single comic will be given a title which translates, confusingly, into 'Zombie Ten'?

I read the first few posts and there were a couple that were OK. Nothing laugh-out-loud funny though.

I'd really like to say 'keep going' but instead, im gonna say 'take a step back and think'. If you read a comic back to yourself and it isnt as funny as it was when it was a new idea in your head, then it probably isnt the best idea to press 'save' let alone post it on the forum.

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Why are you posting every single comic you write? Couldn't you have just kept this thread to one post, that post being a link to your comic frontpage thing and a brief note that every single comic will be given a title which translates, confusingly, into 'Zombie Ten'?

I read the first few posts and there were a couple that were OK. Nothing laugh-out-loud funny though.

I'd really like to say 'keep going' but instead, im gonna say 'take a step back and think'. If you read a comic back to yourself and it isnt as funny as it was when it was a new idea in your head, then it probably isnt the best idea to press 'save' let alone post it on the forum.

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Zombie X: Autograph Hound by Screendummie 5-29-05

I just got Leonard Nimoy's autograph! That's cool, in a nerd sort of way. I know! He was just like a normal guy and all. What did you have him sign? On my left buttock! He must've been very cheeky about it.

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It was a joke mate :) If i knew Malcom X i'd probably call him Malcom Ten to wind him up :)

I suppose you have a point about me not having to read this thread, i just don't understand why you need to post all of your comics. I could go on here, but i really don't want to, so i wont :)

P.S. about my saying 'if you don't think a comic is funny, you should probably think twice before you post it' or whatever. I forgot to turn my hypocrit detector on. Cough.

P.P.S i do object to your alluding that i am a regular, a donator and a holier-than-thou-esque person: I haven't donated.

It was a joke mate :) If i knew Malcom X i'd probably call him Malcom Ten to wind him up :)

I suppose you have a point about me not having to read this thread, i just don't understand why you need to post all of your comics. I could go on here, but i really don't want to, so i wont :)

P.S. about my saying 'if you don't think a comic is funny, you should probably think twice before you post it' or whatever. I forgot to turn my hypocrit detector on. Cough.

P.P.S i do object to your alluding that i am a regular, a donator and a holier-than-thou-esque person: I haven't donated.

Don't give yourself too much credit there, mate. Gald you took what I wrote out of context.

Thank you come again!

--S. Dummie

P.S. Thanks for adding to my post count!

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Don't give yourself too much credit there, mate. Gald you took what I wrote out of context.

Thank you come again!

--S. Dummie

P.S. Thanks for adding to my post count!

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Wow. A battle of two smart asses, both of which are people who refuse to loose. Let's watch!

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Zombie X: Hot'n'Spicy by Screendummie 5-30-05

I think I have a tummy ache. What did you eat? I had some Korean food. How is it? They're kinda spicy from all the kimchi they eat

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Huh? I hadn't been in here in a bit. I posted my comic before reading anything of this.

On a side note, I've never tried kimchi. I'm too much of a wuss to eat it. Has anyone else tried it? I have a Korean co-worker that keeps trying to get me to eat it. But I keep politely wussing out. Comments anyone?

--S. Dummie

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Don't give yourself too much credit there, mate. Gald you took what I wrote out of context.

Thank you come again!

--S. Dummie

P.S. Thanks for adding to my post count!

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Im also gald, because i just LOVE talking to people who mis-interpret everything to be an attempt to put them down and/or attack them :)

I've no problem with you upping your post count btw, but let me save you the bother of pressing preview-save here.

Screendummie:

Hey! Wow youre like, jsut doing this becos yuo cant aer an idiot! I don't have self importance im just diong this cos i like it!

Thank you come again!

--S. Dummie

i wonder how many times i'm going to have to say 'gah, it was a joke, if you didn't get it then you're a moron, if you did get it and are trying to expand on it, then you're also a moron' on these forums. Probably once. About two sentences ago.

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Zombie X: Can't Find ET? Just Make It Up! by Screendummie 5-30-05

Jeez...I watched a TV show earlier about scientists making up aliens to get attention. Yeah, that's much easier than actually finding them I mean, all this technology, and they use it to create a Pixar like show. That's a fucking waste! All those millions and billions should be going to creating ray guns and neutron bombs.

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On a side note, I've never tried kimchi. I'm too much of a wuss to eat it. Has anyone else tried it? I have a Korean co-worker that keeps trying to get me to eat it. But I keep politely wussing out. Comments anyone?

--S. Dummie

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