RCL no. 7707 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-23

What are you wishing for? An electronic bicycle... You? An iPad so I can pick up chicks online! But, how can you when you have no arms, much less fingers to type with? Even worse, I have no internet! Oh, snappers!

RCL no. 7813 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-16-23

Ahhhh... What are you doing, babe? Taking in the warm sun, honey... I'm trying to melt off a few pounds before next month's high school reunion. Really? That's what we're going with??? Maybe, that CremativeTurdTeen guy was right... About what? How much this strip SUCKS!

RCL no. 7868 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-24

Avast! Phreaky's washing her car across the street in a string bikini! Arrrrrrrrgh! Wowzers! Just the thought of eating her candy hole makes me sport major wood, matey! I used to be able to sport major wood... What happened? Termites. Same reason I have no arms!

RCL no. 7871 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-10-24

I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you to meet me here at Turd Mountain... Not really. Oh. Well, this is awkward! You don't know awkward! Phreaky wanted me to eat her candy hole... Why was that awkward? I have no sweet tooth!

Groovy! - 'Scuse while I ice my cubes by edoggydog 11-18-24

People laughed at me when I told them I'd be breeding hamsters out of my apartment.. But, who's laughing now? That one's named Clarence... He's my top stud. Watch him work Doris' hamster pussy! In, out, in, out, buttocks clenched and BLAMO! It's Miller time! Wow, that's HOT! Even I had to put an ice pack on my crotch after witnessing that! Groovy!