RCL no. 7572 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-09-22

Ready to go fight crime today, Elbow Man? Not today, Captain Obvious... The streets have become way too crowded! Not enough elbow room? EGGS-zactly! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

RCL no. 7563 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-27-22

Well, TOBOR, I think we can begin the rebuild! Why bother, Captain Obvious? All the humans are dead! Oh. Right. Remind me again what lead to this total annihilation? 80 million Americans voted for a feeble, old man because they hate mean tweets!

RCL no. 7527 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-04-22

What have I always taught you, Li'l Clanko? Always lower the lid and then flush when you're done using the toilet! I can't reach either, Captain Obvious! You can't? HOW THE @%$# DID YOU GET YOUR NAME???

RCL no. 7469 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-16-22

Hey, Timmy! Captain Obvious? What are you doing here? Making sure you got everything you wanted for Christmas! You brought me a Blindman action figure? YAY!! $%&%$#@#%!!! What?

RCL no. 7459 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-12-22

Ready to go out and fight crime today, Wonder Mutt? I was planning on spending the afternoon licking my nuts, Captain Obvious. (Nice.) Wait did you just say, "nice"??? You heard that? I'm a dog, idiot... I hear everything!

RCL no. 7407 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-21-22

What are you looking at, Karen? Pig shit, Captain Obvious. Oh. Any idea what kind of animal shat that?

RCL no. 7391 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-14-22

See, Timmy... Being a superhero isn't always glamorous. A lot of times you just stand around with your hands on your hips! What about standing with your arms crossed, Captain Obvious? No, that's really gay! But, aren't you a homosexual? Why does everyone keep asking me that? Isn't it obvious, Captain Obvious?

RCL no. 7381 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-22

You're probably wondering why I brought you to my secret lair... Your mom's basement is your "secret lair"? ANYHOOOOOOO... Do you want to have sex or not? Wait. You're a heterosexual? Why does everyone keep asking me that?

RCL no. 7712 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-23

What's for breakfast, Frenchie? Breakfast's for fags, Captain Obvious! I know! Question still stands.

RCL no. 7723 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-19-23

Ready to fight crime today, O.J.? "Fight" crime, Captain Obvious? Yeah. Fight. For or against? M-m-maybe, you should take the day off and go play golf while you're looking for the real killers, O.J.!

RCL no. 7724 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-23

Are you ready to fight crime today, Red Devil? For or against, Captain Obvious? What's the difference? Well, if we fight for, we join up with the Biden crime family... Against means we arrest the Biden crime family! I was thinking more along the lines of looking for and reporting counterfeit handicap parking placards at the local shopping center!

RCL no. 7739 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-07-23

See? None of these bombs are leaving even a scratch on me! I'd like to see Superman do this! "Those bombs are actually landing two miles from your present location, Captain Dumbass!" Present location? You mean, like, under the Christmas Tree?

RCL no. 7830 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-24

Looks like it's the end of the world, Blondie! Gee, how did you surmise that, Captain Obvious? I'm not as dumb as I look! Nor as smart, either! Huh? Zactly!

RCL no. 7832 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-24

Ow! Ow! Ow! Boy, that bull sure nailed you in your nuts with his horns, Gabe! No shit, Captain Obvious! You should have moved when it charged you, Gabe! No shit times two, Captain Obvious! What does that equal, Gabe? I was never good at math!

RCL no. 7839 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-03-24

All I have to do is sit here and guard these stacks of blank papers... Coolio! The best part is I get paid less than minimum wage! That much? I feel like they're overpaying me based upon my skillset! Obviously!

Groovy! - Dumbzilla by edoggydog 7-01-24

My nickname in college was "Quadzilla" because of my huge quadraceps! Groovy! What was your college nickname? "Cockzilla"! Why did they call you that? Really?