RCL no. 5112 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-16

Meow. Meow? Meow! Meow! (Looks like Kaufman and Lady J bong-loaded Schnookum's catnip. Again.) MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

RCL no. 5130 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-27-16

No entry, pussy! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... *Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...ha. Sounds like a fundamental Muslim girl I met at the "a-CAT-emy"*.

Groovy! - ♫ ♫ Feline groovy ♫ ♫ by edoggydog 5-19-16

I have the test results back on your cat... Groovy! Uh, not groovy... You cat has feline cancer, so he's not going to make it. So, if he had HUMAN cancer, he'd be okay? What?

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RCL no. 5352 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-24-16

Need to back this in a little farther... A little farther... =========== *SQUISH* ========== Oops... I hope that wasn't the cat.

RCL no. 5600 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-02-17

Duh. What the..? GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME, YOU STUPID, FUCKING CAT!!!! Who said that? ME, YOUR STUPID, FUCKING OWNER!!!!

RCL no. 5608 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-04-17

...and a large ice tea with lemon. Right-O! By the way, you and I have something in common... We've never been laid? I was going to say we're both Catholic, but, yeah, that, too... Except, my celebacy was not by choice. For some reason my stupid, fucking owner felt it necessary to have my nuts sawed off!

RCL no. 5618 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-10-17

...and then I took away her three-pronged dildo and gave it to Goodwill. I'll bet she was pretty upset! She was, but who wants to compete with an inanimate object? So, you and your wife having better sex without it? Wife??? I was talking about Plumpkins! MY SPECIAL-NEEDS TABBY???

RCL no. 5645 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-17

And, now a stupid, fucking thought from my stupid, fucking cat... What ever happened to Xavier McDaniels? I told you it was fucking stupid!

RCL no. 5908 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-17

Before we enter our new apartment for the first time, Kitty... ...I'm going to consecrate it with Air Spooge from the Air Dick If, it weren't for the steady stream of cat nip he gives me, I would've bailed out on this Looney Tune months ago! UUUUUNNNGGH!!! NUUUUNNNGGGH!!!

RCL no. 5962 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-13-17

Hey, master. I may be mistaken... ...but I think the litter box needs cleaning.

Groovy! - Evil Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog 3-26-18

I just read online that a dog could die from eating chocolate... And, to think the answer was right in front of my nose this whole time! Chocolate? ROWRF!!

RCL no. 6214 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-24-18

May I help you? I'm here for the turn-down service. Go for it... Would you like to take advantage of my 25% off special on Colombian catnip? FUCK YES!!! This didn't go nearly as well as advertized!

RCL no. 6218 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-26-18

You should just go talk to her, Tyler... I don't know... She's pretty pissed off at me! For cumming on her tits? I thought Phreaky loved that kind of thing. She does. Then, what's the problem? I was too lazy to look for a towel, so I used her room-mate's cat to wipe her off.

RCL no. 6462 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-20-18

Last night, I took a gigantic runny, drippy, smelly, squishy shit in the hallway, and this morning, my owner stepped in it bare-footed... Mission accomplished!

Groovy! - Don't Put Me Down by edoggydog 2-13-19

You're stupid and you're lazy and you're retarded and you're fat and you're ugly and you're ball-less... *sniff* ...and...and you're CRYING?? My cat has feline cancer and the vet told me the best thing to do is put him down. I don't think it's working, though. It seems to just be making him depressed! Have you tried staples?

Groovy! - MORE Thoughts from My Stupid, Fucking Cat by edoggydog 5-07-19

If, Vice President Pence won't have dinner alone with another woman besides his wife because of his Christian faith... ...would it not follow that the gay mayor from Indiana who is running for President shouldn't eat alone with another man besides his husband because of his so-called Christian faith? Speaking of fags... I wonder how brycekain is doing.

Groovy! - The Return of Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 7-31-19

We now present another episode of "Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat"... Isn't asphalt just another name for buttcrack? Join us next time for another episode of "Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat".

RCL no. 6866 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-19

Come back inside, Randolph... Hmmmpf! Don't you think you're over-reacting a tad? A TAD?? A TAD?? You fucked my blind, diabetic cat in the ass!! It's not like I killed it or something... HE BLED OUT THIS MORNING, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Groovy! - Hard and Wet by edoggydog 1-15-20

It's hard laying next to you! Why? Don't you like me? No, no, you misunderstood me... IT's hard laying next to you! Oh, I get it... Well, IT's wet laying next to you! That's because my cat peed on that side of the bed.

RCL no. 7453 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-10-22

Satan attempts to tempt my stupid cat... Hey, kitty-kitty... Check out the inside of this blast furnace. Why? There's a shitload of catnip in there! So? I've built up a tolerance to catnip. Laced with fentynal?

Groovy! - MORE Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog 9-16-23

Believe it or not, there are people today who still think Earth is flat... What a bunch of morons! Everyone knows that if Earth really is flat, we cats would have already pushed everything off the edge!

RCL no. 7815 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-19-23

Okay, that was number six... You only have three lives left. Try to be more careful. Like, the next time you see exposed electrical wires, don't chew on them. Just walk away. Got it? Got it! (Ten minutes later...) What did I tell you? Now, you're down to two lives! If, you see those same exposed wires again, just walk away! Don't chew on them!! WALK THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!! Got it? Got it! (Twenty-three seconds later...) *SIGH* What?