[18:01] * Choadwarrior has left #stripcreator
[18:01] I'm glad he's gone dcom, really I am
[18:01] Please don't tell him I said that
[18:01] I just think he smells really bad

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[18:13] I think Ewwwww wears women's underwear.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[18:24] Im extra-sensitive............I once cried when I saw a info-mertial about the poor kinds in africa. The ones that have no food. It was more of "sheading a tear" than crying though."
[18:24] The Recruit is secretly a favorite movie of mine, but I won't admit that to Nathan, because he keeps bugging me to rent it again
[18:24] Poor kids in africa
[18:24] I'm going to buy it for him in a few weeks, when the price goes down
[18:24] yeah, they have to look at all those fat camera men they send over there to fillm them
[18:25] ha
[18:25] "i'd give this kid a hershey bar, but they told me to film starving kids"
[18:25] And then you sponsor one kid and let him eat while his family dies.
[18:25] But its sad...The kids are crying and they have no food or water
[18:25] Like the fat guy who is holding one on his knee?
[18:25] hahahah
[18:25] i think sally struthers eats african kids
[18:26] thats why she want people to fatten them up for her
[18:26] Oh christ....Im laughing so hard right now for someone who feels so bad for those kids...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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[19:21] PUT IT ON AND SAY IT!
[19:21] PUT ON THE BRA!!!!!
[19:21] NEVER!
[19:22] * Detective_Adrian smacks dcom
[19:22] um...
[19:22] BITCH! PUT IT ON AND SAY IT!
[19:22] Did I come at a bad time?
[19:22] No.
[19:22] Not at all.
[19:22] Hello.
[19:22] PUT ON THE BRA!!!!!
[19:22] I'M NOT PUTTING ON THE FUCKING BRA!!
[19:22] I dont want to bother you and your bra festivities
[19:22] * dcomposed puts on the bra.
[19:22] BIG PENIS!
[19:22] YOU PUT ON THE BRA AND SAY "I HAVE A BIG PENIS"
[19:22] YES!
[19:23] I HAVE A BIG PENIS!
[19:23] * EvilErnie has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[19:40] * Now talking in #gaychat

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I should have never left you two to your own devices last night.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If you though that was bad, you should have seen how it started.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

kitty... did i see you on friday?
i dont know... did you?
i was at the pavilion
in a blue kilt and black hurley tshirt
auburn hair
hmmm
i know i saw a girl in a kilt with dyed red hair
and glasses
but i don't remember the hurley shirt
i was probably wearing my glasses...
but "you" seemed to look at me and seemed to realise the same thing :P
Kitty doesnt like me
: (
haha...
Its cause im a donkey, isnt it?
mebbe
did you see a guy with red hair wearing a black t-shirt with the Dark Side of the Moon album cover on it?
no i'm just kidding
They told us it would never work...
you know, there were so many people there, i dont even know who i saw
alright, hehe
We should have listened
it's cause you're hung like a donkey
I saw you both

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

hola
mi amigo
o yes and dcom is gay, so i believe there is a small matter of 5 dollars
ha ha
dcom
noodles?
You look exactly like resident stoner chris bolger in that picture
How I hate him
I always look like a stoner
did you just come out, dcom?
NO!
STILL NOT GAY@
oh
Not in that pizza box picture
you look like the guy from "The Getaway"
can i sign up for email notification when you are?
sure
no
I'll tell you what you can sign up for
you can't.
MY ASS
becasue I won't.
dcom swings the correct bat
unlike boinky
we learned the hard way one fateful december morn
hard way, huh?
Yes
well
for the most part
boinky has ED
poor boinky
how does he boink, then?
Um
well
he can still get it up MOST of the time
but not for very long
and we have to have bestiality porn for him to get hard anyway
and thats hard to find
at work if you dont put a space between my first and last name, the spell checker in email suggests "erectile" as a replacement
GOD DAMMIT DCOM
THAT POST WAS HILARIOSU
Of course I meant Hilarious
So, you have an erectile disfunction?
BUT DAMN
HEY THANKS JOSH
seriously
you almost made me choke on noodle
*** joshw-noodles is now known as joshw
Ha
but im okay now
GO TEAM!
Oh man
I just said I almost "Choked on Noodle"
ha

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I'm so stoked
I go to STEAK 'N SHAKE!!!
I found a CD that I was looking for online
YAY!
I like the shakes, but not the steaks
*** Bargaintuan has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
quincy and steak and shake
a portrait of bargaintuan emerges stroke by painful stroke
These are a few of his favorite things

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What others say about boorite!

He'll be here all week.
Try the pork.
yay!
dont foget to tip the waitresses
dude?
I here that every night
Only Serously
*Ewwwww tries the tip and porks the waitress
hahaha
*Bunner waits for pork tip
Umm....Did I do that wrong?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[18:18] How come you refuse to asnwer me?
[18:18] * Ewwwww dissapears
[18:18] Do you KNOW what kind of guitar you have?
[18:19] HEY
[18:19] HEY
[18:19] * joshw is getting frustrated
[18:19] I'll kill you
[18:20] * Ewwwww dissapears even more
[18:20] Come on
[18:20] Do you even know what kind it is?
[18:21] * Ewwwww is not here right now. This is an automated message. Leave your name and bra size at the beep. *Beep*
[18:22] * joshw has quit channel #stripcreator (clean disconnect)
[18:23] I go.
[18:23] * Bargaintuan has quit IRC (Quit: I hope you're satisfied.)
[18:24] UGH
[18:24] FINE
[18:24] I DONT CARE
[18:24] I SAID LEAVE YOUR FUCKING BRA SIZE AT THE BEEP, BITCH!
[18:24] *BEEP*
[18:24] *BEEP*
[18:24] *BEEP*
[18:24] *BEEP*
[18:24] *BEEP*
[18:24] -0-A
[18:25] THANK YOU! YOUR CALL WILL BE RETURNED SHORTLY!
[18:25] * Ewwwww calls josh
[18:25] what's up?
[18:25] * joshw picks up
[18:25] what's up?
[18:25] Hey!
[18:25] I need to know what kind of guitar you have
[18:25] Oh, ok. Hang on
[18:26] Ewwwww's office!
[18:26] How may I direct your call?
[18:26] I was already talking to Ewwwww
[18:27] Oh I'm sorry, Ewwwww has just stepped out for a meeting.
[18:27] Leave your name and bra size and he'll get back to you as soon as possible.
[18:27] No he hasn't
[18:27] NO
[18:27] NO
[18:27] NO
[18:27] NO
[18:27] NO
[18:27] NO
[18:27] NO
[18:27] * joshw was kicked by Tobor (flood)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

chooby: during your period, comfort is even more important, now Always Ultra have a cushioned dry-weave top sheet, to make sure you can enjoy your day.
chooby: I'm totally serious.
chooby: DRY-WEAVE people!
chooby: SUPER ABSORBENCY!
trippingbillee: its all spin, it's probably not authentic dry-weave
trippingbillee: like, moist-weave or something
chooby: it's hand woven dude
trippingbillee: no...way
chooby: I used to weave tampons, back in college.
chooby: Money was hard.
chooby: I mean, tampax.
chooby: I mean.
chooby: Sanitary towels.
chooby: Feminine Hygiene.
chooby: I wove those bastards.
chooby: I used to get calls from totally dry chicks telling me how awesome I was.
trippingbillee: red handed chooby's finest hand-woven feminine products
trippingbillee: featuring new dry-woven sanitary towels
chooby: then one day I got totally smashed and I wove the dryest top sheet ever...
chooby: and it absorbed a customer.
chooby: My career was over.
chooby: :(

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

*** brad was kicked by Tobor (Abusing desync)

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

[13:22] * Disconnected
[13:24] * Rejoined channel #stripcreator
[13:25] * knkx has joined #stripcreator
[13:25] * bunnerabb has joined #stripcreator
[13:25] * mAAk has joined #stripcreator
[13:25] ..|
[13:25] hoowah
[13:25] * Tobor has joined #stripcreator
[13:25] wuz all this then
* Looking up mAAk user info...
[13:25] ello ello meestuh tobor
[13:25] Hi.
[13:26] hey
[13:26] * dcomposed cornholes mAAk.
[13:26] caught you sleepin on the job did i
[13:26] welly welly
[13:26] this all seems to be in order
[13:26] * brad has joined #stripcreator
[13:26] ello ello bunner
[13:26] ello ello brady waddy
[13:26] * dcomposed sets mode: +o Tobor
[13:26] my fellow an' chum
[13:26] * Tobor sets mode: +n
[13:26] mistuh composer
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[13:26] * brad sets mode: -o dcomposed
[13:26] * brad was kicked by Tobor (Abusing desync)
[13:26] * Tobor sets mode: +o dcomposed
[13:26] ow are you this fine and loverly day
[13:26] * brad has joined #stripcreator
[13:26] ..)
[13:26] * dcomposed sets mode: -o dcomposed
[13:27] i am a desync abuser
[13:27] that was funny
[13:27] * mAAk gives brad the boot
[13:27] :l
[13:27] ..D
[13:27] Tobor loves me.
[13:27] All that cornholing paid off.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i am eating cake
..d
..|
but
can you HAVE IT TOO????
..|
this is the worst cake ever
i don't even know if this is in the cake FAMILY
are you accidently chewing on a hair brush again
don't embarrass me in front of the hairbrush mAAk
(just act like nothing happened, hairbrush)
..|
so is my faced messed up
be honest
..|
not as much as your ASS
) ) )
really
..|
whats wrong with it, i cant see it
) ) )
put it away
put it away mAAk
..| ???
just tell me!
) ) )
what is it???
:l

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

[23:43] Hey Jes
[23:43] Hi Dan
[23:44] We totally weren't talking about you at all.
[23:44] Not even a little bit.
[23:44] let me guess:
[23:44] you said:
[23:44] "Hey knkx! What do you think of jes?"
[23:44] and he said
[23:44] "hdb!"
[23:45] hdb!
[23:45] word
[23:45] Now look what you did.
[23:45] oops
[23:45] MY NEW SHOES CAME IN
[23:45] YES YES YES
[23:45] :O
[23:45] I AM LOST IN THEM :(
[23:45] * BigEvilDan takes his shoes and walks a mile in them.
[23:45] * Jes_L rolls around on the floor laughing
[23:45] knkx is used to high tops, rather than low
[23:45] * knkx cries
[23:45] Wow, now I know what it is to be knkx.
[23:46] I feel...
[23:46] I feel like...
[23:46] knkx = impossible
[23:46] hdb!
[23:46] hdb!
[23:46] hdb!
[23:46] hdb!
[23:46] * BigEvilDan is now known as hdBigEvilDan
[23:47] woo

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

boobies
boobies boobies
boobies boobies boobies
israphael must be masturbating to the boobies
choking the chicken
beating the bishop
polishing the one eyed wonder weasel
Rubbing the magic lamp until the genie appears.
flogging the dolphin?
spanking the monkey?
cranking the Spaudling & Hower magneto
oop, sorry that's how to start a Sopwith Camel
ha
stroking the hairy Australian
Playing with the Slinky.
Sorry again, that's what you do when DeXx visits

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Drilling for oil.
Making biscuits.
shaking hands with mr johnson
Tugging on a rope, when you have no idea what it's attached to, but suspect it's another rope.
milking the me
Groping the grotto
cheating on your ass
(gay only)
Mugging the midget pirate.
Itch the ditch
making a pulled pork sandwich
Paddling the pink canoe
applying the chinese penis cuffs
Playing the banjo without a banjo.
Play the clitar
giving your hand the shaft
Ordering Private Johnson to do fifty push-ups.
scratch n sniff
Taking hold of the joystick and throttling up.
starching the gym socks
Staring down a charging rhino.
Setting sail for Bermuda.
swabbing the poopdeck
Changing your name yo Marty and moving to Connecticut.
doin' the Weird Al Yankovic
Hunting for martians.
Punting on first down.
searching for weapons of mass destruction
scrambling a two egg omlette
beating yourself at your own game

Polishing my good friend pete

I know, I wasn't there, but I like that one.

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"Mixing the protein shake"
"Looking for a Hugh Jorgan"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

•bunnerabb has joined #stripcreator
chooby: ORGASMS!
bunnerabb: Two, please.
bunnerabb: To go.
chooby: you want fries with that?
bunnerabb: sure
chooby: or some guilt?
bunnerabb: fries
chooby: I NEED TWO ORGASMS HERE, WITH FRIES, HOLD THE GUILT!
chooby: Okay sir, here you go..
bunnerabb: thank you
•chooby kicks bunner in the nuts.
bunnerabb: ow
chooby: HA HA!
bunnerabb: :\
chooby: you FOOL!
bunnerabb: >:(
•chooby throws bunner in a burlap sack and puts him with the others.
•bunnerabb beats chooby over the head with a tire iron
•Choadwarrior has joined #stripcreator
bunnerabb: that hurt
chooby: ORGASMS!
bunnerabb: heh
bunnerabb: hey CW
chooby: Can I interest you in an orgasm, Choad?
Choadwarrior: orgasms make me horny
Choadwarrior: certainly
Choadwarrior: when can you deliver it?
•chooby kicks Choadwarrior in the nuts.
bunnerabb: Dom't do it!
chooby: HA HA!
chooby: you FOOL!
bunnerabb: 'It's peeeeeooople
bunnerabb: too late
•Choadwarrior crumbles in agony
•chooby throws Choady into a burlap sack and puts him with the others.
chooby: This is too easy.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[16:34] ewwwwww, le's do some verbal excersises
[16:35] I say a word and then you say the word that you think of first
[16:35] ok?
[16:35] ok
[16:35] man
[16:35] penis
[16:35] dog
[16:35] crotch
[16:35] mitten
[16:35] muffen
[16:35] ha
[16:35] big
[16:35] harry
[16:35] young
[16:35] skinny
[16:35] thin
[16:36] skinny
[16:36] skinny
[16:36] tall
[16:36] flabby
[16:36] tabby
[16:36] spunky
[16:36] funkey
[16:36] daddy
[16:36] kitten
[16:36] juicy
[16:36] sex
[16:36] anus
[16:36] dildo
[16:36] vaginal discharge
[16:37] Horny
[16:37] dignoises: you are a dumbass

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Batman created by Bob Kane

* Now talking in #stripcreator
* Topic is 'you ppl are some fuct up idiots.....you just dont know it yet'
* Set by Hyphen on Sun Aug 31 04:08:11
eye um fuct up?
:(
seems so
Dang
I really try to be a decent person, you know? I do. : (
Now what?
* bunnerabb ponders
i think you turn evil
and then superman comes
* bunnerabb passes out some Jonestown Kool-Aid®
I guess it's time for us to just all go.
we had a good run
No more comic strip chat
True
*sigh*
*sip*
*sip*
:-/
:-\
8- |
*thud*
so sad :|
*twitch*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Try Depends

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008