If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Smell Like Cumming!

Silly Bear

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Death Doubles Down:

It's me. It's me. It's Ernest T!

You're a Goner, Mr. Grinch! (or Not So GRRRRRRRR-REAT News)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Adventures of Kitty

These are actually pics I took on my trip to Iowa (minus the Arkansas and Wyoming pics). Kitty was a birthday gift from my brother with instructions to take Kitty on advetures, like lawn gnomes. Only Kitty is cuddlier.

Kitty did all sorts of things, like climb fences in restricted areas at army bases, crawl into the Apollo command module, ride a hydrogen bomb, get drunk, etc.

Confess!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Technology run amuck!

and again...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pat O'Brien Wants To Have Sex and Do Drugs and Get Crazy

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Poop.

A great idea made even better by Spankling 5-31-05

You made panties with built-in GPS? YES! And I've included a remote shock treatment feature! I think I can find a use for that... I thought as much. Honey, put these on. We're going to play hide and seek. New panties for me? I love wearing girl's panties! They make me feel huge, and their so silky! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not me.

Also not me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am so going to get a rocket launcher and carry it around unloaded everywhere I go. "Oh, no officer, it's not loaded. I promise I'm not a terrorist."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Store Wars

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

more star wars stuff

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Drums In "When The Levee Breaks"?

This is a thread on "Rate Your Music" that I find very interesting, about that old urban legend which says that Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham can be heard playing the drums on the song "When The Levee Breaks."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, this is pretty weird.

The Romance Between Kirk And Spock

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Goddamn slashers.

Worst job
I scored 50 points. "You don't mind doing your fair share of hard graft, but you'd prefer not to be killed while doing it. If tough is your bag, try Sedan-chair bearer, searching for bones or cigar ends as a Scavenger, Roman gold miner, operating a Treadmill or working as a Navvy."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

60, pretty much in the same range as you.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I got a 50 as well.

The test was skewed, though. When it asked what you would do if a job you really wanted was in the hands of your immediate Supervisor, it didn't give "Ask for it" as an answer.

Toadying UKers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Eat this, pussies: 75!

70 to 100  You’re bold as brass and brave as a lion, but not such a messy pup. You might be prepared to cope with being an Arming squire with its potential for you becoming a knight, but you’re actually ideally suited to some of the high-risk worst jobs such as Topman, Powder monkey, fish-fingered Viking sailor/warrior, outnumbered Riding officer, Petardier's assistant or even Guillemot-egg collector.

I got 115. And here I thought I was a fancypants.

Pluck your twanger and play with your balls.

You have not one but 75? Oh... all right. What the heck, I'm hungry.

(And that would be "these pussies" not "this, pussies" by the way.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Electro paddleball

The SOG FAQ (I love this one)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

charming.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet