Office Rivalries by ragu4u 9-22-12

Hey Rog, judging by the look of those eyes Phreaky must be going topless at work again, huh? That obvious, is it? Earlier that day... $100 says I will! You're on, bitch.

Cleaning Out the Pipes by ragu4u 9-22-12

Bulawayo City, Zimbabwe...TODAY Really? The entire city? Every single household? All at once? Yes. Now get inside. The countdown has begun. 5-4-3-2-... ...1...FLUSH! Whoosh!

Failure to Communicate by ragu4u 9-23-12

I saw you smoking, young lady. Now you need to kick that nasty habit or I'll tell your parents. OK? Alright, if you say so but I don't get it. Just do what I said. Ultimately, you'll feel much better. Later that day..... OUCH! Sorry! Father Joe said I'd feel better if I did it.

Bridge Over Troubled Water by ragu4u 9-23-12

I hate driving over water. I always fear the bridge will collapse. HEY! What was THAT? Oh no...an earthq... ...uake!

Makin the Bacon

So, was it as good for you as it was for me? Meh!

by ragu4u, 9-23-12

Reaching Out by ragu4u 9-23-12

So, what's on your mind, ragu4u? Well um...I'd like to uh...well, It would be nice to... Just say it, already. I don't have all day. Be a man of action! He who hesitates is lost, ya know. Well, in that case.... Ah, ah, ah! *damnit*

Calling a Spade a Spade by ragu4u 9-24-12

Hey Leroy, hold that "BOY" right there! Who? Me? Why I's a Native American, fo sho, FOOL! I don't believe him, Billy Bob. That "Tonto-ism" sounds awfully black to me.

Jack Webb Junior's Day Job by ragu4u 9-24-12

This darned printer is broke again. I gotta find somebody to fix it. Say Dave, you know anything about repairing office machines? No...but I do know a guy.... Later that day.... What do ya mean, you don't fix copiers? Then what DO you fix? Just the FAX, Ma'am. Just the FAX!

PUN-ished again! by ragu4u 9-25-12

And you are? The name is "Doubt"! So then who are YOU? Who me? I'm a shadow of "Doubt"! Jesus! Why ME?

All Grand Openings Aren't Alike by ragu4u 9-26-12

Excuse me, is the most recent arrival ready for the Grand Opening It just arrived. It's in the back . I always get so excited at these events. Do you, now? In "the back"... Just sign her, Madame Coroner, then let the autopsy begin!

Say What? by ragu4u 9-26-12

Your teacher said you were in class, masturbating, using that baseball cap. True? Yup. So, why in the world would you do THAT? I was following her instructions, officer. I find that hard to believe. What did she say...exactly? As soon as I got into class she told me to..."Take that hat and jack it off." ******* What?******

A Lose, Lose Situation by ragu4u 9-27-12

"...and that stops the clock on the 37 yard line." Nice call! Man, it's great to have the real refs back. "There's an official time out on the field. The refs are leaving for their, newly negotiated, latte break and massage." Their WHAT? This sucks! I'm going in the other room and watch Hockey. God damnit! "The NHL has locked out the players due to..."

Pride Goeth Before the Fall by ragu4u 9-28-12

Hi there. I'm a "blow up" fish. As an Oceanographer, I know what you actually are is a "puffer" fish. Am not! Are too. I'm right and you can't prove otherwise! Show off!

At the Roach Motel by ragu4u 9-29-12

Bunnyman's Room We're gonna take over this dump! The guy living here is a slob! And all that PINK? I think he's a fag, to boot! Whoa! Wait there, brown boy! The "fag" wants to axe you something! He's a freaking racist too! I'm outta here.

Discipline: Rural Style by ragu4u 9-30-12

May I help you Mr. Randall? I'm a huntin fer my boy, Clem. Ya seen him? He's in English class now. What's the matter? Is he hiding from you? Yup. The boy ain't done his chores. He hides from me all the time but, after today, he won't do it no more. Crap! Ya found me. Go ahead on, boy. You get a 30 second head start.

Falling Stars by ragu4u 9-30-12

I'm here on the street with Mr. Flav-a-Flav. Sup, bitch? Would you like to comment on the fact Arnold Schwarzenegger claims he was "doing" Brigitte Nielsen? The hell you say? That's your comment? I got no comment but I gots a question. When she gave him head, did he make her remove her teeth? I know I did!

Getting "Stiffed" by ragu4u 10-01-12

Oh Mr. President, this erection is colossal! Now wait! We gotta go slow. Don't get over anxious. But an erection like this one is really something. It's huge and getting bigger all the time. Calm down, woman. You act as if you've never been in this position before. I guess your right. Maybe last time your erection actually was bigger. WHAT? Now you've pissed me off. Get out of here! Yo, Michelle? Call security and tell them..."No more Chinese interviewers."

"Any-cockl-doo"! by ragu4u 10-01-12

So only roosters live on this street? Uh....yeah. It's a... ... cockblock!

Honey Boo Boo Tells All by ragu4u 10-02-12

Hey there, Honey Boo Boo! Hey yer sef. So I hear tell it ya'll gonna make 20 G's per episode of yer TV show. You like makin it? All except fer when I gotta have sex with all my kin... Oh? ...but I never have liked doin that, anyways.

Ignored! by ragu4u 10-02-12

I wonder why people on stripcreator.com have all but stopped rating daily comics? Is that you, ragu4u? Yes it is. *click* I'm gonna smash this thing. Don't watch!

Bantering by ragu4u 10-03-12

"Don't call me no ho, bitch! I'll chop off yo fucking head and shit down yer neck!" Wow "Oh, you will? Will you? Not after I sticks a cactus up dat stanky ass pussy you got." Oooh 'QUICK...CUT TO COMMERCIAL!" "American Idol" gets better every week since Nicki & Mariah joined up.

DEVO-ted by ragu4u 10-04-12

Now? Now! Whip it! Whip it real good! Sigh

The Devil's Advocate by ragu4u 10-04-12

So, are you enjoying working with me, Mr. Reeves? Hey, aren't you Tony Montana? Wait. Michael Corleone? I got it....Serpico? Being that I'm Al Pacino, I'll bet you'd do anything for me, right? Yes sir, Mr. Pacino, sir! Anything at all. I love you in "Scarface". Love? Well then......(ziiiiiiiip) "Say halo to my lil fran". Whoa!

Rough Night by ragu4u 10-04-12

Barry, you were horrible in the debate. I was sabatoged, Michelle. How was I to know..... ...Mitt would avoid the car bomb, find his notes we stole and actually get that phoney microphone we snuck in to work? And you're saying it was YOU who were sabatoged? Yeah!..........What?

Penciled In by ragu4u 10-04-12

Hey, how do ya know when a sentence is pregnant? I dunno, how? It's missing its period! Ba-dump-bump!