More With "Honey Boo Boo" by ragu4u 10-16-12

Hey there, Honey Boo Boo. Hey, yersef. Don't you know it's dangerous walking in a graveyard at night? You might get molested. Ya think? I don't think...I know! Now get home to mama June! She's the one who done sent me here. To, ya know, boost the ratings n such.

Hammer Time by ragu4u 10-17-12

Well, How'd I do last night, Michelle? Honey, I don't think you gave it all you had. You weren't forceful enough. You should have kept hammering away at every opportunity. ...but... When you saw an opening you should have dove right in and unloaded. You're always better when you're worked up and chomping at the bit. Michelle, you ARE talking about the debate, right? The debate? Oh..uh..sure, yeah!

Working Up To Minimum Wage by ragu4u 10-17-12

Look inside there! Did you do THAT? Well? No way. Yuck! Actually, it looks..... I don't care how it looks. Just get it to flush down and get back to work. ... like you two may be related!

Sweet Dreams by ragu4u 10-17-12

The Loser.... Damnit! ...and the Cards lose game 2 to the Giants. S'up, boy? I lost a bundle on the Cards. The Winner... So what good is a million bucks in "cold" cash gonna do YOU? I'll sleep on it.

Things to Come by ragu4u 10-18-12

1948 Now where has that paperboy thrown my newspaper? 1985 This may SEEM nice but it'll never replace print journalism. 1/1/2013 "Newsweek" magazine goes to online format only! My prediction? Print journalism is doomed!

The Costume Competition by ragu4u 10-18-12

Bunnyman's Halloween Party Nice costume but why the axe? Uh...... argh! What a stupid question.

re: RCL no. 3206 by ragu4u 10-19-12

12/26/2004 Sumatra Better hurry honey. This don't look normal. Seconds later... Surf's up! Yum

Consider Thyself by ragu4u 10-20-12

Oh my Lord...That Bigworm is at it again with the sacreligious stuff. jigga jigga jigga So that bothers you, does it, ragu4u? Whoa! Son of a bitch! What did you just call me? Listen buddy, you better worry about your own ass. Now I'm screwed!

Roadside Assist

Halloween Night Honey, can we give her a lift? Her broom broke down.

by ragu4u, 10-21-12

The Individualist by ragu4u 10-21-12

Ain't you worried doing THAT kinda stuff will get ya ass raped? Nope... ...it's just how I roll!

Seeking Council by ragu4u 10-21-12

Do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?.... Um...... What you think? Lie yer ass off and then repent. Well? Uh.....I do...but....I'm damned sorry about it!

You Can Tune a Piano But.... by ragu4u 10-22-12

...ya can't tune a fish! I oughta have you arrested! For what? For snatching that tuna right out of my panties. But don't you realize.... Realize what? ...a fish in the hand is worth two in the bush?

Going Overboard by ragu4u 10-22-12

Hey Brad, I'm getting very little interest in WW:82. Yeah, so? So, you're the brains of this outfit. How can I get people to go along with what I'm trying to do? Easy! Simply... ...commit suicide. They'll all be delighted!

A Day at the Beach by ragu4u 10-22-12

Say...aren't you a buccaneer? Sure am...and a fiver for the mouth. But it'll be a double sawbuck if ye wants... ...me butthole! Ooooooooooh! My timber is starting to shiver. Ya wanna feel of it?

Take a Walk! by ragu4u 10-22-12

Shhh. Here he comes. Ready? Ready! NOW! Bullseye! What the f...?

Odd Traditions by ragu4u 10-23-12

Amish Conflict Resolution On the count of three, turn. 1...2...3... Now what? We keep each other from masturbating for a month. How's that gonna work? I take away all your "D" batteries and you make me wear boxing gloves!

Moving Targets Preferred by ragu4u 10-23-12

I wouldn't sit there. And why not? A hunter lives here. Run away. Thanks for the heads up! What the heck are ya waiting for, in there? The damn rifle jammed!

Location, Location, Location by ragu4u 10-23-12

Yo! S'up? That be's a cracker on the slab. They gonna sticks him right twixt us. Sho nuff? Yup. There goes da neighborhood!

Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll by ragu4u 10-24-12

Sung to the tune of "Hanky Panky" "My baby thanks me then she spanks me..." What the...? "My baby thanks me then she spanks me..." Yo! He needs his fix. Get in here and do that voodoo that you do so well!! "My baby thanks me then she spanks me..." Thank you, thank you very much! Now hold still, you naughty boy.

Ouch! by ragu4u 10-24-12

I can rig this machine to pay out bigtime. Better not, dude! It's simple. All I gotta do is move this.... This what? eyeeeeeeeee! High voltage wire?

Shot Down by ragu4u 10-25-12

Excuse me but do you have the time? Uh...yeah... ...but not the inclination, so fuck off!

All in the Family Pt. 1 by ragu4u 10-25-12

Hiya, Uncle ragu4u! Oh shit. What does she want? I done seen all your comics on Stipcreator.com. You've what? Mom was right. You ARE a no good, bigotted, lowlife, pedophilic, necrophilic. voyueristic, sado- masochistic deadbeat, malcontent. So is a hug out of the question?

All in the Family Pt.2 by ragu4u 10-25-12

C'mon. Just one little hug? Can I keep my clothes on this time? Certainly. You too? Damnit!

All in the Family Pt.3 by ragu4u 10-25-12

Did you just cuss? God don't like cussing. I have a special relationship with God. I'm "forgiven"! For EVERYTHING you've done? I'm absolutely, 100% sure of it. Some time later... 100% forgiven for everything was a little much! Ya think?

Undercover by ragu4u 10-25-12

Mom took my bedroom door off... ...so's I won't beat my meat anymore. "Hey! I know what yer doin under them covers, boy!" Jigga, jigga, jigga...damnit ma!