Hair today....

The wife put acid in your "Vitalis" bottle again. Am I right?

by ragu4u, 10-26-12

The Day the Music Died by ragu4u 10-27-12

After Meat Loaf Sang For Romney... I'd like a pound of meat loaf, please! You too? Me too, what? You wanna pounda dat "Meat Loaf" jibone, capice? What? Uh...yeah...I guess. Carmella... get Luca Brasi on de phone.

Coining a Phrase by ragu4u 10-28-12

You are aware hurricane "Sandy" is almost here carrying about 100mph winds, right? Really? Absolutely! Do you plan on staying? Not me. I'm gonna... Gonna, what? Chicken "out"!

Dung Beetle's Lunch Hour by ragu4u 10-28-12

Ready for lunch? Yeah, but it takes so long in there. C'mon...we have a whole hour. You're way too impatient. Well ok, I guess, but they better be quick about it. 90 min. later........ Hey....a watched pot never boils. *@#$%*

Coming Home by ragu4u 10-29-12

San Fransisco 10/28/2012 You're a little early for Halloween, Witch Esmerelda. Witch? Halloween? Esmerelda? Hell dude... ... my name is Lois & I just got back from Detroit! How bout them Giants?

Never Satisfied by ragu4u 10-29-12

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day... ..but TEACH a man to fish and he'll .... ...expect YOU to clean it for him. Crap... being that I had to catch the damned thing, you'd think the least he could do is clean it for me!

Afta NAFTA by ragu4u 10-30-12

I see you're checking out the window sticker. So do you like my new Chrylser? Well, I uh.... I'm not sure. What? Why not? The sticker shows I got every option available. If you say so...it's just that...   ?   ...I can't read Italian!

Jealousy by ragu4u 10-31-12

How did you escape the huge flood from Super Storm Sandy? I don't really know. I can't swim. I just floated to safety. A true miracle, my dear. Back to you at the station, Bob & Kate. A truly amazing story, Ken! Big deal! With knockers like those, drowning was impossible.

"Game over, man!" by ragu4u 11-01-12

Whew...I'm glad that's over. WW:82 was won by "brycekain".... ...a truly racist bigot after my own heart. I'm NOT gay!

Good Guess by ragu4u 11-02-12

Uh...excuse me but I'm trying to vote here. Your kind don't scare us no mo. I believe that thick lipped, knuckle dragging, Step-and -fetch-it look alike, just tried to stereo type me!

WW: 83 "Rock & Roll" by ragu4u 11-02-12

Yo, dude.....can I buy a "Pet Rock" here? Oh brother...this guy looks high as a kite! Gimme six of em if ya got em, dude. I'll check. Sounds like you're going to be gifting these things, eh? No way. I just hate getting stoned alone. Too late!

Inferior Decorator by ragu4u 11-03-12

We better go to your house to check it out. Let's just decide here. Are you crazy? The interior decorator said it's important to know. I'm not sure you understood what he was asking. later, at home.... Are YOU happy now? Can we go back & get the new sofa? I still can't figure why he needs to know if the carpet matched the drapes or not!

ragu4u Does Time by ragu4u 11-03-12

You my new cell mate? Mate? Did he just say "mate"? Oh, shit! You look shocked. I bet when I said "mate" you thought I was a faggot. Well...I'm not. You aren't? No way, mate. I'm Australian. Great. That's even worse!

The Office Lackey by ragu4u 11-04-12

Hey, Rex, the coffee pot is empty and it's YOUR turn to make more. Well? Grrr Yummm

Counting His Chickens by ragu4u 11-04-12

If only they could vote.....I'd be a sure thing. Say wha...?

"What we have here is..." by ragu4u 11-05-12

What the...? Maybe Drexel will know what he wants. Hell if I know, man. Yo Dragon...get yer ass out here! Finally, someone who speaks my language. To you too, lil dude!

Atlas Dodged by ragu4u 11-05-12

Excuse me but aren't you Ayn Rand? Why? Because you're the only person that can tell me who John Galt really is. Correct? Meh... So shrugging is your answer to everything, huh? Security!

Off to the Races by ragu4u 11-05-12

Boy oh boy will the virgins be excited in China Town tomorrow. Why's that? They get like that on erection day! Why me?

The Campaign Hums Along by ragu4u 11-06-12

Doo-dee doo-dee doo-dee doo, doo-dee doo-dee DUMPY doo-dee doo-dee...... Stop with the "Jeopardy" theme, Joe! It's all this suspense, Mr. President. It's like waiting for the big money answer on "Jeopardy". What suspense? This election is in the bag. Ya mean they've beaten us already? He's so dumb da dumb, dumb. DUMB!

Up in Smake by ragu4u 11-07-12

Well, Mr. President, we're in for four more years! I know, Joe. I plan on making some big advances now. Like what? What would you say if I made recreational use of pot legal everywhere, like they did in Washington State? You mean it's not? Jesus Joe, just get your Huka outta the Oval Office till the legislation passes.

"You lookin at me"? by ragu4u 11-08-12

?   Bulemia! What's your excuse?

Money Talks by ragu4u 11-09-12

The Pitch..... C'mon Brad, it'll be fun! I'm not making any rididulous zombie film called..."World War Z"! The Catch Lights! Camera! Acti.... 25 mil, cash, right? No money, no acty!

CC 658...The "Fringe" Entry by ragu4u 11-09-12

So... YOU are ze deuce, yes, no? Oui...I am ze deuce You think this will win the contest? Just calling me "ze deuce" isn't the same as making a "seduction" comic, you know. Damned if I know. Hey, ya think I'll pass as a Halloween character?

To the Left of Right by ragu4u 11-10-12

Todd Akin said women can make their bodies not become pregnant in the case of "Legitimate Rape", huh? Yes ma'am...that's what it says right here. He's that right wing, fringe loony who was running for Senate, right? Right wing, fringe loony, you say? Well, what would YOU call him? Republican! Same difference, I guess.

ragu4u: "Sore Winner" by ragu4u 11-11-12

Hey, cool beans. I won WW 83. ...but you only won by default, Bozo! Wait a sec! Nobody else entered? Sucks to be you, don't it? Close your eyes. This won't be pretty. No, don't ! Not again. Remember the box I came in? I'm fragile!