I don't think I'll add anymore to this series so here's the best of it together at last...

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Homeless Terrorists Part 1 by Drefsab 12-31-02

Being homeless sure is shitty At least you have booze Booze?? This is a molotov cocktail! The capitalist pigs in this high rise are going down!! Jesus Christ! You'll be tortured and killed by Homeland Security!! I sleep under a fucking bridge and get shit on by pidgeons... Wait, don't you need a match?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Homeless Terrorists Part 2 by Drefsab 12-31-02

Jesus Christ, what was in that bottle? I don't know, Abu Dhabi Yosamavich didn't tell me... Well, now that we're the last two humans left alive in this city, what should we do? Wait for the News Media to arrive? How does my hair look?

Homeless Terrorists Part 3 by Drefsab 12-31-02

Maybe we shouldn't be killing millions of innocent Americans They have more stuff than we do... How far to the next city? About 15 miles

Homeless Terrorists Part 4 by Drefsab 12-31-02

Homeland Security is closing in... We're doomed... I'M SPARTACUS!

Homeless Terrorists Part 5 by Drefsab 12-31-02

Back to booze What happened to your weapons of mass destruction? HomelandSecurity confiscated 'em Wow! And they didn't throw you in Guantanamo? Apparently being homeless is punishment enough Let's organize a hunger strike

Homeless Terrorists Part 6 by Drefsab 12-31-02

Being homeless sucks. I would give almost anything for one of those expensive cups of coffee If you got the coffee, would you give me your booze? Sure! Okay, stay here. I'm gonna kill the rich white prick crossing the street over there. Don't kill him unless you're sure its French Vanilla

Homeless Terrorists Part 7 by Drefsab 1-01-03

This just goes to show, nothing incurs the wrath of white upper-class citizens like the senseless death of white upper-class citizens Homeless people die everyday and no one goes to jail... When you die, can I have your booze? This isn't booze, its a molotov cocktail. Stand back, we're bustin' out! Hurry! I think I hear a Homeland Security agent coming... No wait, its just a snake

Homeless Terrorists Part 8 by Drefsab 1-01-03

Escaping from prison makes me hungry That guard looks appetizing Let's carry him with us. You carry him, I'm carrying the booze... Later... My stomach feels queasy... Is there any bone marrow left?

Homeless Terrorists Part 9 by Drefsab 1-01-03

If you woke up one morning and instead of being homeless, you were an overpriveleged rich white person, what would you do? Keep only the money I need and give the rest to charity You couldn't do that! All your friends will call you a commie and send Homeland Security after you!! Oh, hmm... Then I guess masturbate, order expensive coffee, and watch re-runs of MASH In that order?

Homeless Terrorists Part 10 by Drefsab 1-01-03

Sometimes I wake up with morning wood and wish I was rich Imagine being able to masturbate whenever you want! Yes, public indency laws are the bane of our existence And they wonder why we blow shit up...

Homeless Terrorists Part 11 by Drefsab 1-01-03

We may be homeless, but at least we aren't in the middle class Yeah, what's the deal with all these people thinking they own their houses? haha, "Give us your soul for 30 years and that shoddy cookie-cutter building with vinyl siding is all yours... "But then you'll have to sell it back to us so you can afford long-term care..." Bastards! Death to the aristocrats!

Homeless Terrorists Part 12 by Drefsab 1-02-03

So I go up to this guy and say, "brother can you spare a dollar" and he says, "I ain't your brother" and shoved me So he's dead now? Yeah, I hit him on the head with my bottle ouch Yeah, I felt kind of bad until I found a Starbucks credit card in his wallet Capitalist Pig

Homeless Terrorists Part 13 by Drefsab 1-03-03

I have a serious question for you... Do you think rich white people will be in heaven? They're already in heaven Oh yeah, I forgot...

Homeless Terrorists Part 14 by Drefsab 1-04-03

Bush is cutting taxes again So? I don't have a job

Homeless Terrorists Part 16 by Drefsab 2-08-03

Why are we going to war with Iraq? The capitalist pigs are running out of oil for their SUVs It's a bit cliché in today's discourse to blame things on SUVs isn't it?  No

Homeless Terrorists Part 21 by Drefsab 9-19-03

I was sleeping in my cardboard box last night and someone drove by playing Imagine on their car stereo... And I thought to myself, here's this filthy rich hippie prick singing about world peace. What a crock of shit! Didn't he get shot to death? Ironic isn't it? Imagine all his money being willed to me

IMO, Drefsab is the best unknown stripper on SC. Been on my favs list for a long time.

Excellent stuff.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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IMO, Drefsab is the best unknown stripper on SC. Been on my favs list for a long time.

Excellent stuff.

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Fuckin a'

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I couldn't resist. Here's three more.

Homeless Terrorists 24 by Drefsab 1-08-04

I'm tired of life on the street so I've taken drastic measures... I put in an application at Wal-Mart. Sweet Jesus, have you lost your mind? In the job preference section I marked Greeter. Imagine, they'll pay me to say Hi and smile at people all day. What? Do they have a "smelly employees with missing teeth" quota that they have to fill?

Homeless Terrorists 25 by Drefsab 1-08-04

So how was your first day as a Greeter at the manifestation of corporate greed and irresponsible consumerism? Great! Some fat redneck bitch cussed me out. Told me to get my smelly ass back out on the street where I belonged. How is that great? All 7 credit cards were declined when she tried to buy a Nintendo Gamecube, a lawn chair, a three-pack of underwear, and four cases of Diet Coke. Sheesh, I hope I don't have to fight her for a spot in the Soup Kitchen line next week.

Homeless Terrorists 26 by Drefsab 1-08-04

Well, Wal-Mart fired me today. What? Why? Well, someone in Human Resources took a close look at my application and realized I was a bit light-skinned to be from Abeokuta, Nigeria That would be a bit of a commute. I actually feel great though. After two days, the chains of corporate slavery were starting to weigh upon me. We really should consider blowing that place up...