Wisdom Spaniard by areallystupidguy 2-09-04

beans beans the musical fruit. the more you eat, the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel, so eat some beans for every meal. NO! YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD! MILLIONS DIE OF STARVATION EVERY DAY, AND YOU DARE TO WASTE BEANS ON TOOTING?! YOU MAKE ME SICK! thank you, wisdom spaniard. *whimper* also, they might be magic beans.

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. Religion by areallystupidguy 2-09-04

THE LORD WILL SMITE THE EARTH WITH HIS GIANT METEOR AND-oh, hello. will you join our religion? hell no! your stupid religion discriminates homosexuals and is just really stupid. oh, and i'm a vampire. rarr! GOOD LORD! A VAMPIRE! I MUST RALLY BROTHER PETER AND THE REST TO STOP HIM! satan's brethren must not be allowed to walk god's green earth! HALT YOUR DISCRIMINATING WAYS, MAN OF GOD! this guy isn't a vampire. he is a poser goth dude. oh. wanna join our religion, kind sir? are you fucking kidding me?

i was bored.

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It's grime time.

The world needs a Wisdom Spaniard.

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. The Ninjas by areallystupidguy 2-09-04

alright bush. i am an honorable descendant of hideki tojo, that one guy during WWII. i am here to kill you. shucks howdy! that isn't very nice! eh? who the hell are you? MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASSASSINATE OUR FEARLESS LEADER!? WE WATCH YOUR ANIME, NOW JUST LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! your reasoning sucks. he is strong, perhaps TOO strong...

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. The Bush Administration by areallystupidguy 2-09-04

mr. bush, there is absolutely no way we can keep you in office another year. sorry, we tried. *sob* i guess we'll just have to abolish the constitution to keep me in office for 40 more years... HOLD IT! mr. bush, you can't be serious about this! would you really abolish what our founding fathers cast upon this nation back in the day! COULD YOU THROW AWAY AMERICANN HISTORY!? yes. just keep stalling until november... i like your hat mr. wisdom spaniard!

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It's grime time.

This reminds me of one of my all time favourite SC characters

Misremembered Platitude Trout!

More MPT comics i say!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Remind us what he did again?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Misremembered Platitude Trout meets jes_l by mmyers 2-13-04

I get it. You don't remember trite sayings correctly. You can go now. Be not a borrower, nor a Lender's bagel. Leave me alone! A son is a son until he takes him a wife, but you can't make a daughter drink the water. A friend in need is better than the devil you don't. I'm sure this is a side effect of the absinth.

Also, I enjoy the Wisdom Spainiard.

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Don't forget "Sir Not Appearing in this Thread".

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Wisdom Spaniard Vs. Life by areallystupidguy 3-14-04

Wisdom Spaniard, what is the meaning of life? jesus christ, this is like the 1000th time i've been asked that today! all you do is move around the damn board! it isn't that difficult! now leave me the fuck alone! no no, the OTHER life. oh...don't get me STARTED! that crap tastes terrible!

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It's grime time.

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. Life okay... that one made me laugh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. The Generation Gap by areallystupidguy 3-16-04

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY WIFE HAS LEFT ME!?!? haha, only kidding wisdom spaniard! you've just been PUNK'D! what the hell is Punk'd? duh, everyone knows what Punk'd is! it's a show on MTV where I play pranks on famous people and they're being taped all the while. it's hilarious! oh, kind of like candid camera? what the hell is Candid Camera?

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It's grime time.

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. LAMO by areallystupidguy 6-16-04

OMG LAMO excuse me, but are you spelling LMAO wrong on prupose? throughout this entire conversation you've been spelling it LAMO. wtf r u saying? well, LMAO stands for laughing my ass off. LMAO is the appropriate abbreviation. therefore, LAMO is an incorrect term, and utterly nonsensical. omg ok thx d00d no need to thank me, im just trying to make you a better person.

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It's grime time.

The last two were very cathartic indictments of these fucking kids today.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I dunno what this thread is, but I thought I'd try out my new donor powers in it. So here goes.

Sell-out.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Wisdom Spaniard Vs. Maturity by areallystupidguy 8-03-04

alright, i've told you for the last time. HANDS OFF MY WIFE. but now you're going to pay for it...IN BLOOD! wait, can't we settle this like adults? without fighting? are you nuts? fighting's how adults solve everything. oh yeah. BLAM!

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It's grime time.

NOOOOOOOO!! WHY, TRENCHCOAT GUY?? WHY?!?

KHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Ta-dah! He's back!

I think this one really explores his personality and his subtle character flaws.

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It's grime time.

I read that, and cried.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Yes, the phenomenon of Wisdom Spaniard triggers many, many types of emotions in people of all colors and races, and from all walks of life. It is truly a blessing that someone like Wisdom Spaniard walks the Earth.

(Even though there are a million homophobes out there who are just like him.)

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It's grime time.

By your leave.

Wisdom Spaniard on nutrition by evil_d 2-04-09

Hmm... I sure could go for some tacos right about now. No lettuce, though. I hear it has no nutritional value anyway. Actually, that's not true! Lettuce varieties are an excellent source of several nutrients, including vitamins A, C, and K! The darker the leaves, the better! Wow, I never knew that! Thanks, Wisdom Spaniard! So, uh... you got any tacos? Tacos are Mexican.

 

The origin of Wisdom Spaniard by evil_d 2-04-09

As a child, young Manuel Usuario was a know-it-all in school, because he always finished his lessons on time. 1492! That's correct! Very good, Manuel! ...and that's it! That's the whole origin story! Wisdom Spaniard knows stuff because he bothers to learn it! You should try it sometime! Seriously, turn off American Idol and read a book once in a while! I will! Thanks, Wisdom Spaniard!

 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I wonder...

Did you realize that the first Wisdom Spaniard comics were made on 2-09-04, and decide today to make more on 2-04-09?

Or is that just the Illuminati fucking with us?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'd like to claim that I am that much of a geek and that well-organized, but actually it's the Illuminati.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Those. Bastards.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker