I saw a guy huffing paint on the street and thought "there's a comic topic"

Huffer by FinnNYC 3-04-04

Hey Steve! Are you ready to go? The car's packed with soda, chips, got a case of Baby Ruths, I made an awsome mix tape, Game Boy, .....what's that you're bringing? Is huffing paint in the car a crime? Dude..I think so... Then we're gonna have to stop every half hour so I can get out.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

nope.

I like it. The setup is good.

Yup, you're in good ol' NYC. Cheers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

it's sort-of/almost funny. i mean it has a punchline. it's got potential.

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i want to piss on you

How about some revisions? Anybody want to change it? I like the setup also but it was a tough one to finish. I'd like to see others versions.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Here's version two:

Mover by FinnNYC 3-05-04

Hey Steve! Are you ready to go? The car's packed with soda, chips, got a case of Baby Ruths, I made an awsome mix tape, Game Boy, .....what's that you're bringing? ... yea, .. this is the rest of your stuff... You won't even fit in the car if we bring all that stuff. I'm not going.... You're moving out.

better? Worse?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I like it better. Much better. Good ol' bitterness, a friend I know too well.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Its all right needs more humor though.

So do yours.

Mine oh no way give me time to practice its my first day here boinky!