Sam There's a 92% Chance You're Here To Eat a Baby? by smamurai 4-06-04

I can help you, how? I wish to hire part 2 of this DVD. Part 2? It was hardly biographical. Not once did it mention Quantum Leap. Ma'am you rented Blacula. Who would have guessed he was a negro vampire before he became a Jewish white guy?

We Have the Technology. by smamurai 4-06-04

You....you're ending us? I am sorry but we just don't feel right anymore. You want me to get the operation don't you? That's not what it's about. Do you take me for some kind of body facist? Nevertheless on Friday my proctologist will be fitting me with a brand new pull-cord and extra sturdy toggles. I prefer tassles myself.

The Horse Whipperer. by smamurai 4-06-04

Flynn, let's never bet on a mob horse with a mob jockey again. What's happening? Is our horse getting beat? Well that's one way to put it. Pete why is our horse lying down? Even a horse feels the adverse effect of two minutes rapid pistol-whipping. Ulp!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I like the first one best because it made my brain feel good when I finally got it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I too liked the first comic muchly. And the thread title inspired me to make this miniseries:

That guy from Robocop goes to the shops by kramer_vs_kramer 4-06-04

Everything's $1 Hi there! How can I help you! Would you like to buy these cutlery sets? I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Everything's $1 Yes, they do cost a dollar each. And you're wanting these plates too? I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Everything's $1 Yes, they also cost a dollar. Everything here costs exactly one dollar. Is this heaven?

That guy from Robocop goes to the shops (again) by kramer_vs_kramer 4-06-04

Everything's $0.99 Hello again sir. Welcome to the 99 cent store! I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Everything's $0.99 We've changed management, sir. Everything's only 99 cents. Think of the savings you'll make! I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Everything's $0.99 No sir, I have to give you your change or my boss will get me into trouble. Are you okay sir? Why are you crying?

XD That first comic was great.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yes, the first one made me giggle like a tickled infant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.