Each with their own styles, biped and boinky have made my favorites list. And now they must duel. WHO SHALL REIGN?!!?

Now FIGHT.

I WIN!

Clearly boinky... what kind of contest is this?

A comic contest, dur!

You want a theme? Here's a theme: Colostomy bags.

You liar. I'm not in your favorites.

Oh, boy. I've been planning to do a big series on colostomy bags.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well you oughta be. I'll update that sometime.

NOW GET STRIPPING!!!

Not sure if that was directed at me, but I had a look just now and realised you weren't - which is rather remiss of me, since I always thought you were. Anyway, that's been rectified now.

Biped's got a long way to go before I'd even consider adding him. His signature is also a severe disadvantage.

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Biped's got a long way to go before I'd even consider adding him. His signature is also a severe disadvantage.

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It was a statement of fact, I didn't expect you to be bothered by it.

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This is all I could come up with for now. Fire away, boinky.

From Bags to Riches -- 1 by biped 5-22-04

I think you're the coolest girl in school, Debbie. So I'm popping the question. Will you...go steady with me? No, Biff. It seems you're...lacking something. Something that the other boys have, and you don't. "Lacking something"? But I have a penis, Debbie. Honest. Oh, ICK! Not a "penis", you PERVERT...I'm talking about a colostomy bag. COLOSTOMY BAG? It's the newest thing. All the popular kids have them now. DUH.

From Bags to Riches -- 2 by biped 5-22-04

Dr. Matthews, I want a colostomy bag. But you don't need one, my boy. To perform such an operation would be pointless and unethical. You give me a colostomy bag right now, Dr. Matthews, or I swear I'll kill myself. Well, all right. If you're that desperate. In fact, to prove my devotion to Debbie, now I want two colostomy bags. Goodness! She's a "two-bagger", eh?

From Bags to Riches -- 3 by biped 5-22-04

Oh, it's you, Biff. I thought we discussed this already. Notice something different about me, Debbie? My...bulge? Oh, BIFF! You got "BAGGED!" And for ME...how ROMANTIC! So, I guess you'll go steady with me now, huh? No, Biff... I made up that "colostomy bag" stuff just to get rid of you. I never dreamed you'd be stupid enough to get one. YEAH, and I got TWO of them so that you'd REALLY be... uhh... what was that last thing you said?

From Bags to Riches -- 4 by biped 5-22-04

Mom, I got two colostomy bags to impress Debbie, and she still won't go out with me. Oh...well...I guess a box of candy would be a pretty lame suggestion, then... Son, this goes beyond teenage stupidity. I'm afraid you're what my generation would call a real "grade-A dumbass." Thanks, Dad. Wow! You mean you don't ever have to go to the bathroom anymore? Yeah, heh... pretty cool, huh...

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From Bags to Riches -- 5 by biped 5-22-04

Hey, mom! I want a colostomy bag like Biff! Oh, dear... Hey, have you got your colostomy bag yet? I sure do! Everybody's getting "Biffed"! It's the coolest fad ever! Biff, you're the hero of the whole elementary school! I am? Do you think any of the girls in your class would... like... go out with me?

From Bags to Riches -- 6 by biped 5-22-04

Thanks for coming to the prom with me, Sally. It'th an honor to be theen with the legendary "Two-Bagth Biff"! Oh, Debbie...it's you. I guess I'm not good enough for you anymore, is that it, Biff? Because I'm not..."bagged"? I'm over you now, Debbie. Thanks to my colostomy bags... I've outgrown you. Oh, the irony! To be DUMPED -- like a HUMAN COLOSTOMY BAG!

From Bags to Riches -- 7 by biped 5-22-04

...in entertainment news, famous hunk Biff "Two-Bags" McGurk has just been signed to take over the role of James Bond. "Bond...James 'Two-Bags' Bond." While in other news, Debbie "The Human Colostomy Bag" Schwartz has once again been named "Most Revolting Circus Geek of the Year." "Whoops, I'm full again! Better empty myself! BLEECCHH!" Your mother and I are proud of you, son. We're both getting colostomy bags. Sally and I are getting married, Dad. If it's okay, we'd like to live in the basement.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I take it back, that was pretty funny :)

Thanks!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was funny. If you change your sig to something a little less disturbing I might add you to my favorites.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Okay, I'm going to consider changing it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I believe he said less disturbing.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

But, your sig is a terrifying skull-face. Surely that's infinitely more disturbing than a harmless old man who likes to girn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i so had the idea of comic grudge matches, pishaw!

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TAKE IT OFF!
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Wait...
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o_o Oh. You meant stripping as in making comics. Silly me! *puts away money*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Not so fast. I'm willing to try anything twice.

Re: Changing Your Sig.

Biped, you've earned my love forever, well done.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm wearing men's underwear.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped vs boinky?

How about mudwrestling? mmm.