This pic made the others understand why the women folk always called Jebodiah "Perky Nipples".

Jason Mewes and Lisa Loeb surprised actress Rhea Perlman with an impromptu breastfeeding, just outside of a Lancaster Pennsylvania bed and breakfast. "Those two kids are so much fun to be around" laughed Perlman, a bit embarrassed by the whole affair. When asked which one sucked a better tit, Rhea replied, "Definitely Jason, he made my appendix cave in!"

Richard Simmons' fantasy was to be serviced by ten teenage girls at once, but he lactate.

Guy Sebastian's fans wanted to find out if he was really as much of a lady as the legends said.

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Richard Simmons' fantasy was to be serviced by ten teenage girls at once, but he lactate.

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Hastily blowing up their new Man Doll, the girls suddenly realized that they had accidentally purchased the Brillo Head Geek model.

Jim "The Dirty Q-Tip" Fludger wonders how long his "Lick the Fat Leprechaun Statue's Nipples for Good Luck" trick will work.

You've over-inflated! He's gonna blow! Wait... too late.

They say if you suck hard enough, candy comes out.

At last, the girls had managed to jump-start a strange and beautiful stirring in Ed's loins.

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They say if you suck hard enough, candy comes out.

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