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AtheistDiary
June 16, 2004 1:51 AM

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NooniePuuBunny
June 16, 2004 7:53 PM

This pic made the others understand why the women folk always called Jebodiah "Perky Nipples".

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coldpizza
June 16, 2004 8:03 PM

Jason Mewes and Lisa Loeb surprised actress Rhea Perlman with an impromptu breastfeeding, just outside of a Lancaster Pennsylvania bed and breakfast. "Those two kids are so much fun to be around" laughed Perlman, a bit embarrassed by the whole affair. When asked which one sucked a better tit, Rhea replied, "Definitely Jason, he made my appendix cave in!"

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kaufman
June 16, 2004 9:54 PM

Richard Simmons' fantasy was to be serviced by ten teenage girls at once, but he lactate.

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Derangon
June 17, 2004 1:43 AM

Guy Sebastian's fans wanted to find out if he was really as much of a lady as the legends said.

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coldpizza
June 17, 2004 2:50 AM

quote:
Richard Simmons' fantasy was to be serviced by ten teenage girls at once, but he lactate.
-le groan

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biped
June 17, 2004 9:04 AM

Hastily blowing up their new Man Doll, the girls suddenly realized that they had accidentally purchased the Brillo Head Geek model.

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MikeyG
June 17, 2004 1:55 PM

Jim "The Dirty Q-Tip" Fludger wonders how long his "Lick the Fat Leprechaun Statue's Nipples for Good Luck" trick will work.

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Spankling
June 19, 2004 10:14 PM

You've over-inflated! He's gonna blow! Wait... too late.

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shank
June 19, 2004 11:47 PM

They say if you suck hard enough, candy comes out.

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biped
June 20, 2004 2:04 PM

At last, the girls had managed to jump-start a strange and beautiful stirring in Ed's loins.

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MikeyG
June 21, 2004 10:04 AM

quote:
They say if you suck hard enough, candy comes out.

I heard he told them if they suck hard enough, he turns into a man.

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