I was feeling quite random, so I made this...

Bok and Rok's Bedroom Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 6-29-04

I havn't been able to sleep lately, and I don't know why! PERHAPS I SHALL GO SEE MYSTERIOUS WISE OLD WOMAN AND SEE IF SHE CAN HELP! MYSTERIOUS WISE OLD WOMAN, I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU WHY BOK CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHTS! My dear, he has a chainsaw and a orchestra in his matress! MYSTERIOUS WISE OLD WOMAN SAYS YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW AND A ORCHESTRA IN YOUR MATRESS AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SLEEP! That sure would explain, the bloody sheets, the slashes and cuts all over my body and the cries for help I hear every night... but theres still something that doesn't make sense...

Bok and Rok's Bedroom Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 6-29-04

WHAT'S THAT? Why is there an alien in my room? *shrug* Oh, fluck it! Lets have a Spanish themed party! Yum! Azúcar! MIS DIENTES LASTIMADOS!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

:D

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Well, them there comics was just dang silly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They are silly, so I made 3 more :D

Bok and Rok's Babysitting Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 6-29-04

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BABYSIT! Neither do I, Rok, I think we should go ask Peter the Pedophile for help! WHAT A GREAT IDEA BOK! I know! Peter the pedophile, we're babysitting and we don't know how can you help? Why don't you leave the kid with me, and I'll take good care of him/her!

Bok and Rok's Babysitting Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 6-29-04

That's very kind of you, Peter the pedophile! Thanks! That's no problem! That was nice of Peter the pedophile to look after the baby for us! YES IT WAS, I THINK I'LL GO SEE IF THERE IS A DICTIONARY HERE AND LOOK AT WORDS BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER P! OH LOOK AT THIS NEW WORD I FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY, "PENIS" I'M GOING TO SAY THAT TO EVERYONE I MEET FROM NOW ON! I also was looking in the dictionary and I just found out that pedophile means an adult who is sexually attracted to children! Holy Trampolines! We must collect the baby!

Bok and Rok's Babysitting Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 6-29-04

Peter the pedophile we thought you should know... Holy Gas Tanks! PENIS, I'M COMING TO HELP YOU PETER THE PEDOPHILE! PENIS, OH THANK CHOCOLATE SAUCE ARE YOU HERE, POLICEMAN! THE BABY IS TRYING TO ATTACK, PETER THE PEDOPHILE! Don't you worry now Rok, we'll handle things! WOW... so the baby is safe and we all live happily ever after... lets have some sugar! SUGAR MAKES ME PUKE! BRILLITANT!

Well that's all for me till about Sunday, don't miss me too much *laughs*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Now them 'uns was purty dang funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

¡Muy bueno, señor!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Those were indeed genius. I'd say the first set was my favorite out of the two sets of comics. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I literally don't have much time left! However I just managed to make these before I go!

Bok and Rok's Happy Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 6-30-04

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE WORD PENIS ANYMORE! SO NOW I FOUND THIS NEW WORD "GAY" IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY! We're both happy, so that must mean we're gay! LETS GO SEE HARRY THE HOMOPHOBIC AND TELL HIM WE'RE NOW GAY! Good idea! HARRY THE HOMOPHOBIC, WE JUST CAME TO TELL YOU ME AND BOK, ARE GAY! Get off my property, now! Before I get my gun and blow your heads off!

Bok and Rok's Happy Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 6-30-04

That wasn't very nice of Harry the homophobic to talk like that! NO, IT WASN'T IN FACT I'M GOING TO TELL POLICEMAN! POLICEMAN, HARRY THE HOMOPHBIC SHOUTED AT US BECAUSE WE'RE GAY! Oh, darlings, I'm not Policeman I'm Policeman's Twin Brother, but I shall sort out Harry the Homophobic! 2 hours later... AND I THOUGHT THE LITTLE SIGN HAD SAID "TOILET" BUT IT ACTUALLY SAID "TROPICAL FISH TANK" Oh poor fish, look it's Harry the Homophobic and Policeman's Twin Brother!

Bok and Rok's Happy Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 6-30-04

Oh Hi boys, I'm no longer Harry the Homophobic, from now on I'm Harry the Homo, Policeman's Twin Brother has showed my repressed sexuality and now we're a couple, come on honey! Coming Sweetie! I guess everyone thought that we weren't happy but actually in love! SILLY PEOPLE! THERE IS ONLY ONE THING IN THE WORLD THAT I LOVE... Me too, lets have some sugar! SUGAR MAKES ME HYPERRRR!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

YEEE-HAAAAA!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dude thats hilarious! HA HA HA HA!!!!

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

Yay! I'm so happy Harry the Homophobic found true love with Policeman's twin brother!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I also am happy that Policeman's Twin Brother found love with Harry, and now I'm back and so are Bok and Rok!

Bok and Rok's Scandal Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-05-04

Extra! Extra! Policeman caught in sex scandal! Town is outraged! I just heard, Newspaper selling cowboy, says the town is outraged at Policeman's sex scandal, I don't even know, what sex is! LETS GO SEE, LOCAL PROSTITUTE AND SEE IF SHE CAN HELP! Good Idea! SOMETIMES I'M SMARTER THAN I THINK!

Bok and Rok's Scandal Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-05-04

Local Prostitute, could you tell me what sex is and why everyone hates it so much? Sex is a lot a mechanical bull, the thrill you get just trying to stay on! So, can you show me how to sex? Save up your pennies dear... Well, Local Prostitute says sex is good but you need pennies to do it, this just doesn't make sense! LETS GO SEE CELIBATE FAIRY!

Bok and Rok's Scandal Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-05-04

CELIBATE FAIRY, IS SEX A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING? Sex is very bad, if you boys ever have sex you'll rot in hell! Well, we didn't find out what sex was, oh well... LAST NIGHT MY DAD WAS PUTTING HIS MAN TAIL, INTO MOTHER'S LADY HOLE, I WAS SO SHOCKED WHEN I WENT IN... I'm never putting my man tail into a lady hole, anyway, lets have some sugar! I THINK HE WAS COLD TOO, HE WAS COVERING HIS MAN TAIL WITH A RUBBER SHEET... DID YOU SAY, SUGAR, IT MAKES MY HEAD EXPLODE! YUM!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Those were funny, in a "funny" sort of way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Every comic on SC should be Bok and Rok strips from now on.

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It's grime time.

Those were really stupid.

Do it again!!!!

And I have...

Bok and Rok’s Yachting Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-06-04

So, it's my birthday what did you get me Rok? I GOT YOU SOME MOTOR OIL AND A BAG OF SUGAR! Motor oil, just what I've always wanted! Thank you! THAT'S NO PROBLEM FOR MY BEST BUDDY! Poor old tramp, what did you get me? I got you a, yacht with built in entertainment system!

Bok and Rok’s Yachting Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-06-04

Well it's not exactly motor oil, but thanks anyway, poor old tramp! Now me and Rok will go on the vast open seas! Whilst listening to familiar pop records I sure wish I was going on the yacht with you guys! Oh well, at least you have your cardboard box under the stairs! Yes, I do... well you two have fun... Time to set sail! OH NO, I'M GOING TO BE SEA SICK!

Bok and Rok’s Yachting Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-06-04

BLEUGHHHHHHH! Oh, no do it over the side the yacht is sinking! THAT'S BETTER! It looks like we're going to die in your vomit, yay! So we're only a quick swim from shore and I lost my yacht, sunk in your vomit, cool! Let’s have some sugar! WHAT A GREAT BIRTHDAY!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Churn baby Churn!

Bok and Rok's Churn Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-07-04

98,99...100! Ready or not here I come! I'M OVER HERE! Rok, your not supposed to tell me where your hiding! OH, WELL I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME ANYWAY, LETS GO SEE MRS. CHURN AND SEE IF SHE CAN HELP PICK A GAME!

Bok and Rok's Churn Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-07-04

Hello Mr. Churn! Is Mrs. Churn home! No Bok, I'm afraid she died last night... But Mrs. Churn always has good games to show us! Can we still play with her? Well boys as much as she would like to, I'm afraid she can't... Is she ill? Oh please let us play with her for five minutes, please, please please please! Aw, shucks boys if you really want to, I'll bring her out!

Bok and Rok's Churn Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-07-04

CATCH THIS ONE, MRS. CHURN! You didn't catch it Mrs. Churn! Oh well! Tell us a story... oh my chocolate cakes! She's dead! Lets take this time to remember Mrs. Churn and have some sugar! LETS PUT SOME SUGAR ON MRS. CHURN'S GRAVE, AND SEE IF IT BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

These should be collected into little paperback books and sold in gift shops.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Congratulations, FrixFrax! You are the latest person to suffer my FAVORITES LIST WHORING! Bwahaha!

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It's grime time.

You never know, gift shops just might be the key!

And what a hounour it is to be on you favourites list, sadly no Bok and Rok today! :(

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Is it wrong to laugh?

That latest installment was great! Don't try to force a bok and rok adventure, you'll end up destroying your inspiration. We can all wait for your random insane genius to be inspired in due time.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I agree Noonie, the Churn Adventure is my most favourite! And sorry to all Bok fans, for lack of appearance in todays strip!

Bok and Rok's Perturb Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-09-04

I LOVE MY COMPUTER, I'M GOING TO PLAY MY SPELLING GAME! IT SPEAKS! SPELL "Perturb" OH NO WHAT'S HAPPENING! HI PEGGY! I W1LL H4XX0R UR C0MPUT0R!!!!!1111

Bok and Rok's Perturb Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-09-04

PEGGY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN YET! Aw, fizzy pop! Well sorry for disturbing you! NO PROBLEM PEGGY! Mwuhahahahahahaha.... PEGGY, JUST USE THE DOOR... *cough* OK then...

Bok and Rok's Perturb Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-09-04

HI PEGGY! How did you know it was me? BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW SNOWMEN, DON'T COME OUT IN THE SUMMER, THEY HIDE IN ICELAND! Darn you Rok, I'll go back to my hole in the ground... Hey Rok, come in we're having sugar! SUGAR IS MY FAVOURITE... YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY...

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Yay! That installment was very good indeed. XD

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Feelin' Hungary?

Bok and Rok's Casserole Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-10-04

Bleugh! I hate brussel sprout casserole! I'm going to Rok's! HEY BOK! WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER, WE'RE HAVING, BRUSSEL SPROUT CASSEROLE! My favourite! *GASP* THERE'S NOTHING IN THE KITCHEN!

Bok and Rok's Casserole Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-10-04

Lets go get a meal at the Slaughter House! GOOD IDEA! The Petite crackers are light and crispy, soaked, gently in butter, and come with a selection of herb sauces! Doesn't sound too good, what's in the Dekon Burger? Processed cow guts, particular with scraping to the scrotum area, cheaply shaped into a burger shape, then undercooked! I'll have that then!

Bok and Rok's Casserole Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-10-04

THESE PETITE CRACKERS TASTE GOOD! Hang on, left mine at the counter! Eugh! It tastes like cow scrotum and it isn't even cooked right! GROSS! Well they have individual sugar packets, I'm going to have that! I'M GOING TO PUT SUGAR IN MY HERB SAUCES, SO IT TASTES EXTRA NICE!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I just don't know how I got by before Bok and Rok came into my life.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.