Part one

Things to do before you die #1 by flipynif1 3-21-05

Senior citizens are lonely people...Why don't you read to one Ok Old Lady, Here's a story that you can rest in peace to...He slowly slid his... Whoever you are I don't want any...*slams door* If they seem a little resistant to let you read to them, pretend to be a salesman.. *knock knock* THIS IS PHIL MACRACKIN FROM HOME HARDWARE, HERE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE! GO AWAY! If that still doesn't work, force your way in, seniors are old and easily overpowered OK Where was I before I was so RUDELY interrupted...he slowly slid his..

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I dumb :D

Things to do before you die #2 by flipynif1 3-21-05

Try to reunite someone with a long lost family member! WAAAAAAH WHERE IS MY DADDY!! *Sniffle* I know where he is! Let's go! Hmm, the map says about here, let me get my shovel, Your dadda will be right here! What is this place? I'm Scared! SON! Come here and give Daddy a big kiss !!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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I dumb :D

bad, don't like....

Things to do before you die #3 by flipynif1 3-22-05

Go to places filled with people that would be considered a little "dodgy" and make fun of them. Welcome to da Godfatha's, Da special of da night is a nice spicy fettucinni.. *talking like Marlon Brando* I'll make you an ulcer you can't refuse. Hey SATAN, you're a fag! HOW DARE YOU!! *sniffle*..Fine I won't be your friend...YOU CAN'T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY!! This place was too scary, even for me

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I dumb :D