Any comments?!

VANOS by matclarke 5-31-05

Well, VANOS was first introduced in 1992 on the BMW M50 engine used in the 5 Series. MmmHmm. The VANOS engines have the ability to adjust the intake and exhaust cam sprockets. MmmHmm. This gives you increased torque throughout your RPM range. But that still doesn't explain the dead bitch on my hood.

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I like it, even if the punchline is slightly non-sequiter-ey :) In any case it now has a 'good' rating from me :)

Thanks for the feedback. I'm gona try a little series.

FLUIDYNE by matclarke 5-31-05

The upper neck on your radiator broke off causing you to lose all your antifreeze. MmmHmm. All BMW E36 models are prone to that failure. MmmHmm. We're gonna go with a Fluidyne performance aluminum radiator. Thats fine. But I'm still not gonna pay for the dead hooker in the trunk.

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Quite excellent, Mr. Clarke. I demand you make more.

What about this gem?

NIKASIL by matclarke 6-01-05

BMW released the M60B30 & M60B40 V8's in 93 which all used the Nikasil blocks. MmmHmm. NIKASIL is basically aluminum impregnated with nickel and silicone. MmmHmm The excessive amounts of sulphur in US gas eat away the linings of the cylinder bores. Look dickface, can you fit two kilos of coke in the gas tank or not?!

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