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The Gothic-Man Song by TehNowhereMan 6-17-05

I'm a Gothic-man, and I'm okay. I go out all night. I sleep all day. He's a Gothic-man, and he's okay. He goes all night and he sleeps all day. I wear panties. I skip and jump. I wear black eye-liner. I put on women's clothing, And I hang around in bars. He wears panties. He skips and jumps. He likes to wear eye-liner. He puts on women's clothing and he hangs around in bars?! I know, I know, Manson is not a girl, but still.... I kill bunnies. I wear high heels. I think anal sex is fun. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like Marilyn Manson. He kills bunnies. He wears high heels, He thinks anal sex is fun?!...He's a Gothic-man, and he's not okay. He goes out all night and acts really gay.

Star Wars...Pre-Special Edition. by TehNowhereMan 6-17-05

See StarWars the way Lucas intended! You shouldn't have come back old man! When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Only a master of evil, Darth. You strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! Hell of a game last week wasn't it? Hm? Oh yeah, yeah love those Colts....Look I...I'm sorr-- In the next Craptacular episode, we cover Anakin's angsty teen years. Thats what you get for burning my wang off with lava! ...

Find The Fish. by TehNowhereMan 6-17-05

I wonder where that fish has gone...I did love it so I looked after it like a son... A fish, a fish a fishy...oh! Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know...It was a rather elusive fish...That went..wherever I did go. OH fishy, fishy, fishy, fish! A fish, a fish, a fishy...oh.... That was terrific! Hot Time!

I'm glad you like Monty Python, but you need to be funny on your own or make your references more subtle. The Star Wars comic was okay.

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