I came across them by accident and felt compelled to share them with you for some reason.

Baby True Body by killeraxn2000 5-07-05

Meet Baby hi cuttie pie hi sexy Asking Out!!! you want to go out? This is not my true body True Body AHHHHHH!!! This is a real me... Let's GO out

Cigar die... by killeraxn2000 5-07-05

Geek talk to cigar Hey Cigar, you killed my friendz... and I want him back I don't care Prepare to die Prepare to Die!!! Kizz my ass Geek The Death is about to begin Im goin to kill you noooo.. don't kill my awesome ass..

" The Gay" by killeraxn2000 6-30-05

" The Chick" there is a hot "Chick" in the bar!!! ... "The Truth" "WOW" "Sweet" dude, that a man. The Gay Guy!!! than i'm gay!!! AHH!!!

cool dog by killeraxn2000 7-01-05

arrrrr....what hand up suckerrrr I'am back see you later

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

O_o

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

These are the comics that make men go insane and kill 40 on a psychotic rampage through the middle of LA.

Either that or cheesecake.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And I don't think it's cheesecake.

this makes three cheesecakes in 3 posts so we'll know when we read the paper tomorrow

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what if nigger meant kite

The horror...the horror...

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Ugh, that is the zenith of narration-bar abuse.

I think biped's found someone to use as a 'bottom-line' marker in terms of SC quality.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.