im not in it for the witty humour, as i am a fucking dumb ass, But as for the dumb/redundant humor, i think i do an alright job at making it somewhat funny. I know this because ive been commented by fuck loads of people on another website i frequent and they fucking love them.

I think it's the backwards hat that you're wearing. Maybe if you put it on sideways the strip would become funnier.

Yeah, but to be fair, The International Mildly Retarded Frat Boy Alliance doesn't count.

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I has a flavor!

On the other website, I'm sure you're a god. But here we demand a bit more quality. It's no good for you here if you can't adapt to the audience.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

fuck, and i got this in the wrong forum, so i'll post a few

SHOW ME YOUR TITS by shank 2-09-05

so i was like to her, i was like "HEY BITCH, SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TITS" did she show them? no, she was like "fuck you asshole, dont fucking talk to me that way!", so i said "FUCK BITCH, DONT BE A BITCH, BITCH OR I'LL SLAP YOUR TITS RIGHT OFF" oh yeah, Im sure that worked, i bet after that you sure didnt get a whole hell of alot of tittage. obviously not, it was over the phone...some chick for my mom. I just ended up telling her to call me up later when she was ready to show me her tits. you are possibly the worst person i have ever met while waiting for the bus.

Randomized P by shank 4-23-05

hey lisa! look at that plane... can you see it? preferably the banner its dragging behind it... looks like it says "lisa, i love you! will you let me touch your boobie?"

santa's adventures by shank 4-24-05

ho ho ho, merry christmas little girl it's not christmas for another 8 months, santa don't fuck with me

paperclip dick

Hey barbara! my penis is sticking to the side of my face again!

by shank, 4-27-05

14 year olds are sexy by shank 6-22-05

i had 14 year old girls alllllll over me last night. i couldnt find the damn lid for my blender

i never came to adapt to this audience
and ive been here since january 2003

In all complete honesty, "Show Me Your Tits" was quite good. Nice twist at the end.

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I has a flavor!

i like all of them except the last two, which is the two you posted to the forums so maybe thats why your ratings plummeted. my two favorites were show me your tits and santa's adventures

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what if nigger meant kite

I think the adapt the the audience is kinda cliche. If bands were to adapt to the audience then everyone would listen to the same one. we all have our own tastes.

Personally i think only three comics in total on this site have made me laugh out loud, some make me smirk. Too wide of an audience here to adapt

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I dumb :D

Apart from the sausage one and the Santa one, I like them all. Also, I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I've always found your forum persona kind of funny.

Your comics are funny. Except for the last one, *lix*. It seemed slightly offensive in my point of veiw.

I would, too, if he didn't resemble the kind of kids I want to beat the shit out of with baseball bats on a daily basis.

I would have found it funny if there was even the slightest hint of irony.

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Dad was flammable

Come on. The guy's forum comment is "I'll Be Black". He's clearly being ironic!

But look at 'im! The hat, the lack of negritude, the supposed 'bitches,' the ability to buy just about anything he wants at the touch of a button.... the guy's clearly a suburban wanna-be.

I would, too, if he didn't resemble the kind of kids I want to beat the shit out of with baseball bats on a daily basis.

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what if nigger meant kite

i am a wannabe

I agree completely. The man plays the part well. I like the comics too. Some are better than others.

I think everyone who has participated in this thread so far should just up.

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

shut it biped, i was on your friends list until you found out how uncool i was on the internet.

i still love you

who fucking cares about women, they are objects, thats why men are born, so we have something to play with.

who fucking cares about women, they are objects, thats why men are born, so we have something to play with.

well, NOW i know you just a faker.

what exactly am i faking?

Yay! Me and Shank both have the same Star ratings!

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks