Smile!

Love the random button. by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

There's so many of them... ...and they're so big... Impressive, no? ...it's like real life hentai.......but black n'white.... ...for some reason...

Typo. by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Hi, Mr. McNeil? Um, I just received my negotiation papers and there appears to be a mistake with my salary level. That's a typo. Yeah I figured as much. It's supposed to say "you're fired".

Levitation kicks ass! by Chuckaduck 8-08-05

And there goes your last fucking reason for not being able to blow me bitch. Get to it.

This actually keeps me up at night... by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

It would be so wierd if suddenly a killer robot from a parallel dimension found a rip from its universe to mine. Weird but fucking wicked!

Another letter from...home? by Chuckaduck 8-08-05

Dear Max, I have great news! New neighbors just moved in next door! They're a very cute couple with no kids and they can't wait to meet you. I talk about you all the time. Oh my sweet Max, you don't have any idea how much I miss you and me, or you in me. Your fingers touching me, making me so wet. My hand caressing your vagina, the other rubbing your perky breasts... ...hold on Max, the lady next door (her name's Jessi) is asking if I know where her double-sided dildo is... Why would she ask you that?

Not as funny as I'd have liked, but something anyway. Cheers!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

"This actually keeps me up at night..." was great. "Levitation kicks ass!" was pretty good too

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what if nigger meant kite

^_^ Yay! "This actually keeps me up at night..." is one of my favorites!

How's this one?

It's definitely a letter from somebody... by Chuckaduck 8-09-05

Dear Max, I have incredible news. I'm pregnant. It's truly a blessing on us. Everyone is so happy to hear about it! I'm nervous, but think about it Max; We'll be parents! But I've been on the road for a year... I've no doubt you'll love our baby. Oh, on entirely unrelated notes; Did you know for no explainable reason the melanin in unborn babies can rise to a darker pigment than the parents before birth? Also, never watch "Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum 7". You wouldn't enjoy it.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

The letters always make me smile

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I dumb :D

I don't have a favorite, but I liked "Typo" the best.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gracias to you both. And as such...

Typo? Negative. by Chuckaduck 8-09-05

Hello Ms. Wicks. I see you've received a copy of your employee evaluation report. Yes, and I've found a serious typo about me in here. It says here, "Maria's breasts are exquisite." That surely has to be a misprint or something. Not so much. I could file a lawsuit you know. I COULD!

Another letter. But from home??? by Chuckaduck 8-09-05

Dearest Ma*blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words.. ...blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words... blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words, blurry words*ES, YES, OH GOD! NOT INSIDE! GRAB SOMETHING! I can't even read this. There's a huge stain across the entire page.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

You have teh funnee still, i'll check back in another hour

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I dumb :D