I made these earlier tonight and they were blasted off the Last 20 within an hour. I like them. A little outside my usual formula.

To Boldly Go by AccentuateNegative 8-09-05

Hey man, you're really cute. You too. Whattaya say we leave this place? I'll drop to my knees, you can pump my face and after I've swallowed every last drop of cum, I'll lick your ass until you're ready to pound my hole. Well, gosh, I don't normally do this, but... I hope you don't mind going a little slow--I've never been with a guy before.

To Boldly Go (Number 2) by AccentuateNegative 8-09-05

Do you like rimming? I've never done it before. It's fun. I'll have to take your word for it. How about kissing? Sorry, I know where your tongue has been.

2:00 a.m. by AccentuateNegative 8-09-05

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING Um, Hullo? What's up, dude? Nothing--I was sleeping. Oh, I was going to see if I could come over and suck your cock. I'm up now.

I'm now seeing the innerworkings of your social life. My life is like that too, except replace sex with video games and partying with TV.

Funny comics, thoguh.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

they were fun to read in an expose kind of way, but not particularly funny to me

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what if nigger meant kite

Keep that up, and we'll have to call you The Accentucrat.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

2 bold crew by arbi 8-09-05

do you like rimming? i've never done it before it's fun i'll have to take your word for it. ruses are rude, veelets are bleen. some poems rim. this one doesn't.

fresh meet by arbi 8-09-05

do you like it a little kinky, edgy? it's fun. i've never done it before i'll get my toys i'll slip into something a little less comfortable hey wait hey wait

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woof

Clam Digger by AccentuateNegative 8-27-05

Let's see, we were at summer camp and it was after lights-out. She asked me if I'd ever been kissed, and I said, "No," so she came over and gently placed her lips on mine... I reached between her legs and got her good and wet...then i slipped off her nighty and pulled her panties down. We made passionate love until the sun came up. Okay, that's how you straight guys picture lesbians. Here's the reality... I saw her carrying a toilet across the parking lot of Home Depot and it was love at first sight. I recognized her from my womyn's rugby league.

Working Blue by Splunge 8-28-05

What does it mean to work blue? Well, um, it means that you use bad words... Like "kill" or "hurt"? Um, no... other words... Words that describe sexual actions or feces. Words like "fuck" or "shit". So the fucking background is blue because the comic we're in is shit? What the fuck do I know about this shit?

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